Brazilian fans vs English fans pic.twitter.com/ouHCHVv9ih

Aw lonely cloud. It's like a metaphor for my social life. pic.twitter.com/9zpqyUSx4g

Herbert is beautiful, no matter what you say... pic.twitter.com/GxyWusYiEb

"There's more where that came from..." *points to pænnùs, smiles, falls down flight of stairs, transforms into loaf of bread with Steve Harv

Enchanted River in Barangay Talisay, Hinatuan, Surigao del Sur, Philippines #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/yHzoTEdXcM

#TheBootyHadMeLike pic.twitter.com/Rop8vIr2pp

if anyone in my family is having a hard time picking a birthday present for me here i wrote a poem to help:

horses eat hay
LET ME GO TO LA

This here is Merica, we don't eat crepes and talk foreign. We eat bacon and speak Merican.

I always find shit out.

I might not say it right away, But I know.

*looks at self in mirror, holds a thumbs-down for 45 minutes*

Neymar is just brilliant pic.twitter.com/0oDbmU9ZkI

holy shit a rich old white lady raised in the south is racist

black twitter i won pic.twitter.com/C4I48fLUM1

I'm hot. Stop drinking “@amandabynes: If you're not hot I don't value your opinion. Stop trying to force me to listen if I show no interest”

What an excellent photo, right place, right time. ♥ (Near Kerry, Ireland) #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/UrqhHxh4A7