FAV SI AVATAR. pic.twitter.com/l9Hwl3ibnw

if only Owen Wilson's nose could talk

FAV SI AVATAR. pic.twitter.com/fm81pTIgvc

Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer.

RT si eres #PocosFollowers Da RT a este tweet sigueme y a los q den Rt #FollowBackSeguro y follow a -> @amovaz #FollowbackSeguro RT RT RT

If I hear a song I like, I will listen to it 470 times in a row by myself like a normal person.

Jesus Saves... well that's pretty Jewish of him. ;)

Good luck making the Instagram most viewed page if you're not an adorable Japanese teenager eating frozen yogurt.

It's hard to fall asleep because I don't trust myself to not die.

@huntermoore #titsforcharity #TITSFOROK pic.twitter.com/hy97SCgGLU

Do you ever feel like you're the friend everybody secretly hates?

A girl who I can get high and cuddle with. #ILoveThatShit

PROFE, NO VORRE, PARA PROFE PARA, NO VORR... AMDA A LA RE KOMCHA BERGA DE TU MADRE ORTIVA, HAORA NO KOPIO NADA. WEE CE RE KALEMTAVA EL ALESI

It’s pretty stupid how tube socks come in a resealable bag as if I’m not going to eat them all in one sitting.

Before marrying someone, you have to ask yourself, "will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?"