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All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
"I realized I was in love with a man who could never love me back." - Big Fish
Boy, are you an all-you-can eat buffet? Because I consider you a serious challenge and will subsequently embarrass myself as a result.
also me and jenny are being a vampire couple on HALOOOWEEEEN!!! BETTER WATCH YO NECKS!! WE HUNGRY 4 BLOOOOD!!!!!
Orlando Bloom sounds like the name of a dollar store scented candle.
Migos picks a word in the dictionary and makes a song out of it
Be me for Halloween. You have to wear an obnoxious bun on top of your head and walk around with no pants on eating fudge striped cookies.
"All you are is drama." Boy to girl. After he tells her he likes her, screws around with other girls, and then she finds out. Oh, ok.
Its time to wake up mackelmore
Can’t believe it’s October 1, 2014 already, seems like just yesterday it was September 30, 2014.