Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
harboring deep emotional pain but it's cool
I hate republicans they want to deport my family
"I tell you what, man... Peyton Manning should change his name to Steven Segal... Because, tonight, he is under siege." - Jon Gruden voice
I'd be such a cute gf someone cuff me
Yeah, I'm in a Rocky relationship...
*montage of me running up stairs, lifting weights, and boxing while my girlfriend screams at me*
great job on being alive 2day!!!
"I'll tell you what, man....nam , tahw uoy llet ll'I, is 'I tell you what, man' backwards. This is blowing my mind, man. - Jon Gruden voice
A fake smile may fool the crowd but it never eases the pain.
i have a doughy exterior
Jesus is my favorite character from the Bible.
me: goodnight, i love you dad
dad: i have a boyfriend