Saying "Release the Kraken"

#SchoolWouldBeAlotBetterIf couples weren't in the hallways like... pic.twitter.com/lQ3aFPhOUv

When people say bad things about Me it's hurtful because, though perfect, omnipotent and incomprehensibly transcendent, I'm very sensitive.

You can never "just be friends" with someone you fell in love with.

Fat people shouldn't wear "Giants" jerseys.

BREAKING: Jerry Lewis shits gently into his diaper, doesn’t notice.

#WhenIGetMarried i don't care, i'm having. . . pic.twitter.com/wfHxN4NYPw

100% of the world's compasses point to Canada

The Beautiful City of Pisa, Italy #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/RdwG8ISiPK

#WhenIGetMarried my first marriage will be my ONLY MARRIAGE! 😍💏🙏🙌💎💍

#AwkwardSituations I never know what to reply when people ask "whats new" like idk some of my cells got replaced today dam idk

In his defense, Lucille Ball did invent muscular dystrophy RT @ap: Jerry Lewis repeats his distaste for female comics  http://apne.ws/11g6k9v 

Si escribes:

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"ps"
"xfis"
"Holis"
"Tkm"...

Eres un/a pendejo/a.

Girls don’t want to be your only option. They want you to have other options and choose them.

Beautiful London Skyline, England #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/3mH6lxxmZk