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"Oh, it's jobs. Bad at 'em."
But this is an interview.
"Oh right. I meant drugs. I'm bad at jobs because I do a lot of drugs."
Tomorrow is Friday and that makes today okay because Tomorrow is Friday and that makes today okay because Tomorrow is Friday and that mak
T-Pain is on my flight
A girl is said to be all grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is all grown up when he starts removing it.
12 stickers in the wrong places.
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/10/30/12-stickers-in-the-wrong-places-nsfw/ … pic.twitter.com/NyvtLjxM3T
Turns out that having only 3 hours sleep means you try to wee in a urinal.
In mild despair, all sorts of important truths about one's life emerge, previously obscured by cheerful waters.
I'm starting a dating site for idiots called okstupid. Who's in?