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cute date idea: all nighter with me because we both need to cram for an exam and we're both lazy procrastinating pieces of trash
just trying to stay happy
It's easy to think someone has a better, happier life than you when you look at manicured moments on Instagram. It's an illusion. Do you.
*wears my "Kisses not Disses" shirt to rap battle to throw off my opponent*
weed is expensive but so is being not high
[at restaurant with coworkers]
"It's rude to sit there on your phone all night"
"Yeah, well it's rude to be people I hate all night, Frank"
having a crush is like eating 2 many cheez-its before bed and yr stomach hurts so bad that u cant fall asleep and u cry a lil because of it
Forever alone because my dude gave up after I "chugged a progresso like a beer".