First time I saw @superelmo make akbay to @myjaps aww :) Juli3lmo RedMask Medley

Hader/Armisen dynasty comes to a close. Thank you from the fans. #SNL

Raise your hand if this is you right now
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GIRLS!!! don't settle for someone who is a jerk to you and doesn't appreciate you. your perfect guy is out there somewhere else!!!!

I know I don't have a vote, but I wish Jason Sudeikis' dancing character in "What's up with that" got its own sketch. No dialogue. #SNL

My boyfriend is my best friend, & there is no doubt about that.

My problem is I can't stay mad. I always end up forgiving people, even when they don't deserve it.

#Kony2012

the question mark goes inside the quotations RT @fahimjabari99: Have you ever heard of a little something called "punctuation"?

What were people excited about before pretzel nubs filled with peanut butter?

I would buy the new Vampire Weekend album but I'm not in a high enough tax bracket

RT if you want to be there right now! (Nova Scotia Martinique) #EarthPIcs pic.twitter.com/JTNtUWtIv0

Well basically I'm looking to get a loan for my small business, We Release Owls Into People's Houses. We release owls into people's houses.

If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn't take her love for granted.

No seriously my boyfriend is so perfect, I am so lucky.