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The universe is filmed before a live audience.
saggy + natural + hairy + discipline
the weight of the world is too much to bear today but luckily my mattress is on the floor so I can slither across the hall to the bathroom
Can you get a runner’s high from eating donuts?
Mustaches are like a bow tie for your face.
Overheard mama say she needs some Me Time. Awww. You can have as much of me as you want. Not going anywhere. :)
Just because you miss someone, that doesn't mean they belong in your life.
Raise your hand if you're still in bed on your phone ✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋