I lovvvvve how protective he is over me. pic.twitter.com/TRbr7s4vCh

R.I.P to all of the kids that have committed suicide that nobody noticed because this society only cares about the popular or cute ones.

The words of the Bible are exactly as true today as they were when they were written.

Feeling fear towards anyone who's not white

You can still be thick and have a thigh gap pic.twitter.com/vAZ1DtQ3bQ

When a girl says "I'm done✌✋" it usually means "Fight for me!💪👊✊"

It's so cute how girls and people doing coke always go to the bathroom in groups.

I bet Pitbull made straight A’s in Geography.

Kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest things in the world 😘

Blasting Lose Yourself by Eminem anytime it comes on the radio

Uh-oh, I'm laying on the floor again. - Me, to myself, just now. #NewOrleans

It is my sincerest hope that the act of dying feels like finally peeing after a long bumpy car ride.

There was room for two #titanic pic.twitter.com/4E0rOdzTvd

.@realdonaldtrump Take my bet & give the $$ to Oklahoma relief. After all you're famously gener-- wait, what's this?  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/trump-least-charitable-billionaire-109247 …

Yes, I've changed. Pain does that to people.