Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Local Denver charity asks if Eli can pass out the presents
My life is like 80% dream ballets
ur everything u think u are. think great. think rad. think bald frickin eagle headed dragon!!!!!
Peyton Manning throwing more knuckleballs than Tim Wakefield
That moment when everyone realizes that twitter is a waste of time.
I miss you and I KNOW you will see this and know it's about you so don't play stupid ugly
Shout out to surgeons for using violence to help people
REALTOR:Full disclosure, this house is haunted
ME: I don't mind ghosts
REALTOR:This ghost liked Dave Matthews
ME: I can't live in this house
Police caught me leaving Trader Joe's without buying pita & hummus now I'm going to jail
when u stop believing some future love or achievement or approval or improvement will make u happy, then ????
*throws myself on the floor and rolls around while complaining outloud to myself about how hard making smart decisions is*
Is there a word for the feeling you get when you discover someone whose music you've been enjoying & didn't know what they look like is hot?