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"Get over beer!" - Scorpion running an AA meeting
Girls in Summer Dresses
People with dogs know they don’t have to bring them everywhere, right?
Objective: Survive and don't kill anyone
Status: COMPLETE!! 🎉🎈⭐
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
If cities are a country’s brain, and national parks are its heart, are malls its malignant poo tumors?
I live my life like a game of Tetris: Achieving small wins while stacking my mistakes until they destroy me.
I don't drink or smoke just because i'm a Mormon. I don't drink or smoke because I have high standards and class.
♫ we are youmg♫
"i mean im 29 but w/e"
♫ so lets set the world on fire♫
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