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SIGNS YOUR SURGEON IS COOL
Wears fingerless gloves in operating room
Stubs out cigarette on your spleen
Says "beer me"
Mask is a ball gag
Peace and Love ✌️☺️
anyone have any attention they can give me
"911 what is your emergency?"
It's my dad. He's been watching a lot of Fox News lately and sometimes he nods along like he's at a concert
Never tell a girl to calm down. It just makes her more angry.
Pumpkin Spice is the "Jesus" of Spices...
Everyone praises it around the holidays...But no one give a shit about it the other 11 months
Help I've fallen and I cant stop dunking on dorks
I'm watching Honey 2 can someone please help me
im gonna suck yr blood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hisses like peaches*
There's a dude who brushes his teeth at work and I'm just trying to stay on his good side.
Top 40 radio humor is less relevant than Vaudeville.
hey SJWs why don't you talk to my friends here [kisses right bicep] ethics and [kisses left bicep] objective game journalism
My dog is so tiny that his fart smell only hangs in the air for .05 seconds