RIP Amanda Bynes' bong :(

My kids said the robot voice in the bridge of "Get Lucky" sounds like "we'll rub a Mexican monkey" & now I can't hear it any other way

I shouldn't be laughing this hard omg pic.twitter.com/9XjLYRvguc

Many of you have written in, asking how a grown man with a family knows so much about Pokemon. And my answer is that I am very cool

The next Fast and the Furious should just be two hours of a guy doing steroids inside of a Nissan Cube.

I believe women should take the man's name in marriage. Nameless, he'll be utterly dependent on his new wife for survival

BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo agrees terms with United pic.twitter.com/rmyRZjDarP

if sports are so great why does everyone have to get drunk to watch them

LANA DEL REY'S LEGS pic.twitter.com/x5AxweBeQi

If you like me, tell me.
If you miss me, show me.
If you love me, prove it.

Will someone please love Taylor Swift so she'll be quiet.

If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't.

welcome to hipster church. this is my body *bites vegan cookie* this is my blood *sips garage-brewed IPA*

“That’s so raven.” - bird watcher

I haven't seen any of the Fast and Furious movies but I once had to speed up to get through a yellow light so I get it.