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Wow Jon Stewart is just the best http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/oekklq/brave-new-girl …
"Guess I'll just sit by the tiniest woman on the train" - Gigantic men on either side of me
they took the cd rom drives off the new laptops because i kept putting sand in them for my sandy rom drive joke
what do you love? Have any of your recent actions openly expressed this love?
"And then came the 2000s. Human thumbs became king. Nothing like our muscle thumbs of today but still." -A "texting history" teacher in 3000
Common sense is a lot like deodorant. The people who need it most, never use it.
Caitlyn Jenner drove a car into another car and killed some people in the car but it's ok because she's rich and famous on the tv
You know youve won the argument when the other person says "whatever...."
Good things come to those who wait, but greater things come to those who act 🙌