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Returning awards by minions reminds me of Chanakya "If there is unrest among intellectuals & criminals, assume that King is doing right'
Don't cc me on emails. I don't care.
I can't sleep because I have to stay up and think about all the mistakes I've ever made until it's so late that I've ruined tomorrow
"i dont like country music, theyre always whining about stuff" oh i thought you would love it... since you're whining a shitload right now
Son: tweets are dumb
Me: [furious] tweets paid for the clothes on your back, paid for the fancy school where they teach you this disrespect
How did ppl ruin friendships and relationships before jenga?
Women are like the force, you want to stay away from their dark side
Mets fans gonna leave it in tonight and rightly so
i remember the first time i had ham.
nineteen ninety uh
six i think
If you drink your Coke with no ice you don't need a Halloween costume because you are a monster.