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[sees girl reading the Bible]
“Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] kills all human life in a fricken flood.”
[sees girl reading To Kill A Mockingbird]
“Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] kills all those frickin birds.”
U was my cinnamon sweet potato
"razzleberry is a mixture of raspberry and blueberry jam *puts mouth closer to drive thru speaker* either you have it or you don't"
"Study high. Take the test high. Get high grades."
This statement doesnt work when ur smoking crack
i have grown tired of this life and will now be spending most of my time in the grave, you are all just going to have to deal with that
Possible ebola on the subway is still better than the showtime breakdancers
Fox News: Flu shots, are they Ebola?
*raises hand in middle of class* yes just one quick question: why am i here
[sees girl reading The Stealer of the Tweets]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] steals all those frickin tweets."
Thank the force it's Friday
if anyone on this train coughs i'm pulling the emergency exit window and taking my chances on the tracks
ANDO MAS HORNY QUE UN BOILER