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Fun Fact: When I saw “Riverdance” in 1995, I cried & was like “Why has God hidden this art form from me until now?”
It's not drinking alone if your demons are there.
I had to leave my apartment today so I was forced to put on pants... Oh wait that's a hat... Well, this is awkward.
I love Instagram's new direct messaging feature because I've always thought, "If only this picture of someone's dinner was just for me."
RENT costars Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs have split up after 10 years, or 5,256,000 minutes.
*carefully studies Supreme Court Justices*
May it please the court.
U-G-L-Y YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALIBI
TODAY IS NATIONAL GET HER PIZZA NOT PREGNANT DAY RETWEET TO RAISE AWARENESS
Yea we couldve won that Halo match. Too bad the bureaucrats in Washington never gave my soldiers permission to do what we were trained to do
Good morning beautiful!
To all the girls that didn't get that message today from some jerk.
Just drink coffee until last night didn't happen.
My parents spanked me as a kid
Bc of that i now have a psychological condition known as
"Respect for others
We need2 bring that shit back
Word of the day - GOVE - to stare stupidly.
You know it's time for bed when the autofocus mode for your eyeballs stops working.