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After I eat near a stranger in a food court, I always toss them a pair of diamond earrings & say, "These have always brought me luck!"
cool bagel man..... itd b a shame if someone.... sat on it
I have a funnier account. It's at my bank! lol. hey, you guys ever throw up orange after not eating anything orange? wtf is that
*puts on book bag and kisses wife*
"don't worry, it'll be fine"
*comes home 9hrs later*
"you were right, my boss told me to buy a briefcase"
Dogs look exactly like cats if cats were bigger and looked like dogs. Makes you think
I like to keep my options open and by options, I mean legs.
°sits next to girl on bus°
[GIRL] Hi, no work this afternoon?
°ok brain don't mess this up°
[ME] i clogged up my work toilet & ran
Studying the face of a beautiful stranger while drawing, I casually tilt the sketch pad to let her see; a guitar that is also a machine gun.