My quest for greatness has turned into a blind fumble for ok.

#XboxMemories Sitting in a leads meeting when one of the leads says "Really? A chainsaw gun?"

Look who’s in a #Lions uniform! @reggiebush pic.twitter.com/1nvh5L2zyB

Hey guys, it's me Ben, and I went ahead and ordered a water balloon launcher that says it shoots 400 yards.

Freddie Mercury sitting on Darth Vader's shoulders. Houston, 1980 pic.twitter.com/JXyeYc9qQQ

Want to help? Donate. #PayForOklahoma

at the thrift store. can't get this wedding dress off so I'm wandering around with the back unzipped pretending I'm Miss Havisham

I want to get to know your mom.

MILF hour at grocery stores

GOLDEN BITE OF THE YEAR pic.twitter.com/EIRicxzC8U

Walking into an exam pic.twitter.com/uRmlJP4rkC

“@mtvnews: Beyoncé, Rihanna & Katy Perry send prayers to #Oklahoma #PrayForOklahoma”

I feel like an idiot now...I only sent money.

People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends.

taking a picture with your middle finger up is a cool way to let me know you rent your appliances

the opposite of Frank Ocean is Vague River