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Those girls in those action movies look pretty cool. I'll just be over here eating my chips.
tomorrow i will be tweeting things like "go sportsball" so everyone knows i'm above discourse for such trivial hogwash
*youtube voice* hey what's up guys
The greatest day of my life was green-shelling my sister at the finish line & she cried lol
BREAKING: Aaron Hernandez to wager a whopping two cartons of smokes on the Patriots.
Are all catfish sad ?
Got arrested for looking at the moon too much
I'm tired of the bad jokes, dad. Doubt you can hear me anyway. I'm pullin' the plug.
"...hi pullin' the plug, I'm da-"
*pulls the plug*
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my buzz. Prepare to die.
As someone buried in debt, I sometimes have sympathy with Greece. But as someone who has spent years in Germany, sometimes I have even more.
Chris Pratt is so hot
Nick Offerman's last name sounds like a superhero who gives people coupons for really great deals.