I desire the currency, currency & the automobiles, automobiles & the robes, the wenches, I suppose, I long to be, I long to be prosperous.

I hate seeing my boyfriend upset, it makes me just wanna hold him & kiss him a bunch.

I hate Bandwagon Hockey Fans.

Captain Crunch even though it cuts your gums

Why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me

the janoskians are the creepiest celebrities.

Who's winning in overtime?
RT for Boston
Fav for NYR

"Women aren't funny." - Jerry Lewis. "Jerry Lewis isn't funny." - everyone

Lightning above the Grand Canyon, USA #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/jscSYR9lNh

All i see on twitter is "Short girls>>>>>" Well this tweet is for them tall girls, Showing yall love

Do you ever wish someone would go back to the way they were when you first started talking to them?

imagine Jerry Lewis watching Girls

I either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between

Checking Edline

I don't know how people bungee jump. I won't even use a different brand of soap.