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Twitter was down for a few minutes so I just ran wildly through the streets screaming all my thoughts at strangers
Dating Tip: act like you are playing hard to get your whole life and then die alone
twitter went down and so did my will to live
Twitter was down for an hour and I got 3 weeks worth of chores done.
what did the frick
"How long are you gonna be at the mall?"
"Until I'm poor."
when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever