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The main reason email is replacing traditional mail is that postal carriers refuse to physically act out .gif attachments.
WebMD's Symptom Checker is my haunted house
Due to the cold I currently have, I've become a mouth breather. I feel like Honey Boo Boo's mom. Feel free to unfollow, I'd understand.
I just tried to type "cop car" but it autocorrected to "cop cat" and boom I just came up with the title of a new hit detective show.
Once you're blocked, you're blocked forever. It's like herpes.
id fly over the entire ocean on a flying burrito just 2 see u !
When I see a beautiful woman, I think: "How come I don't know her? I'll bet some people know her. This is crap."