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My friend asked me to sneak out and go chill with her.... Im only 10 I can't sneak out
thank god all those losers are on the floor slow dancing i can finally check twitter at the table by myself and not feel weird
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES DON'T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN
I GUESS THEY DON'T APPRECIATE RANDOM PEOPLE SHOWING UP TO THEY DOORS
my 9 year old daughter got in trouble at school for laughing at and making fun of the kids dressed as Slenderman
these are the best bad choices i've ever made
Now I'm just writing SUGAR on little pieces of paper and handing those out.
Holy shit..amazing Jean-Ralphio costumes, everyone. Love 'em. Keep posting!
Ran out of Splenda packets so now I'm pouring maple syrup into each trick-or-treater's mouth.