[picks up a starfish and turns it upside down] hail satan

goodnight @huntermoore 💕 pic.twitter.com/20RmR7Yu63

Do you try

Losing Their Virginity on Prom

Me (deadpan): So... Working on anything?

JJ Abrams: ....... (chuckle)

Watching #StarWars is even more entertaining when you think of all of R2-D2's bleeps and whistles as censored swear words.

if only Owen Wilson's nose could talk

FAV SI AVATAR. pic.twitter.com/fm81pTIgvc

Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer.

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If I hear a song I like, I will listen to it 470 times in a row by myself like a normal person.

Jesus Saves... well that's pretty Jewish of him. ;)

Why are children obese? Probably because cheeseburgers are $.99 and salads are $5.99.

No updates on the masking tape front, will continue to update through the night. Love you.

Either I'm bad at completing my thoughts