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Every single thing your kids say, it's like, "Yeah, no shit, I taught you that."
[Biden runs into the oval office]
"Barack, ISIS are on the phone. They want a shipment of updog. I asked what it is but they just laughed"
I have never seen a funnier headline than "Apple Releases Instructions for Deleting U2 Album It Provided for Free"
If you follow me, you're probably going to hell.
Ariana Grande outchere dropping f bombs but that's 5th graders for you these days.
key and peele should do the obama thing a couple more times
Netflix now lets you delete your browsing history. As if anyone could be ashamed of their date noticing they saw The Land Before Time 1-13.