i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead pic.twitter.com/ZFWEAPi0eC

Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant.

This is chilling. #TriggerWarning RT @libyaliberty: The dangers of radical Islam.  http://twitpic.com/cri8f8 

Gay marriage needs to happen, yes - but only if that means they will televise gay divorce court.

Super Mario Dog!!!  https://vine.co/v/bEYZdetnbnK 

If we're together 👫💏

All them hoes? GOTTA GO 👉
That one ex? GOTTA GO 👉
All your bullshit? GOTTA GO 👉

Cause if not.

You GOTTA GO 😒👉

If River Song was an actual song, she'd be gangnam style. Because everyone kinda hates her but she's fu*king everywhere.

Basement pool with a swim up bar. pic.twitter.com/SoNKK6Ozw4

Doctor Who SPOILER:

The Doctor becomes addicted to meth and has a meltdown: pic.twitter.com/ZLLJRty45f

Doctor Who SPOILER: the next companion is going to be a donkey named Kevin.

The next series will be called Doctor Mule.

damn girl are you a tree because i want to repeatedly hit you with an axe

So who wants a S/O "shout out"?

FAV si te gusto la foto. pic.twitter.com/FenlVbqlqX

John Deeres and ice cold beers. Merica.

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