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Good Morning. Niagra Falls, more like Viagra Falls, am I correct?
Sometimes things have to get worse before they can get even worse.
People who follow too closely and subsequently slam their brakes while driving are almost certainly terrible lovers.
Yeah, taking my talents north to Eugene's lake to get blasted with the boys and send clap bombs from the dock gonna pick off some kayakers
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country music i LOV countrey music! my favorte country musics are: american natiomnal anthem, canadiam national anthem, mexico national anth
Girlfriends are like buses. You wait for ages and I like the bendy ones best.
WHOEVER ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED OVER MY MOMS LITTLE BUNNY STATUE U BETTER WATCH OUT U DONT TOUCH A LESBIANS STATUE
When I'm asked if I want my cappuccino to go I say 'No I want it to stay where I can see it!' & they laugh because I'm a paying customer.