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Never underestimate the power of stupid
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) A man violates a court order by sneaking into his ex-wife's home to watch her children & sabotage her relationships.
Still reading all the congrats. U keep making me cry. Thank you. Love yourself, love what you see. Thank you for being part of the luv gang
Bro: Dude, is this YOUR Shakira CD???
Me: What? No....it's my wife's.....
Hips: No.... It's his...
Me: Shut up Hips!
*sits in time machine*
*friend rushes up*
Good luck stopping Hitler buddy
*looks at paper with "buy McRibs" written on it*
Oh yeah. Thanks.
And the Award for Most Condescending Compliment, for the millionth year in a row, goes to... Calling Black People "Articulate!"
Twitter is where I come to antisocialize.
My tombstone will read I should have Googled it first.
Sorry I didn't call you back, I was doing literally anything else
the silence when we’re together is the most beautiful language i’ve ever heard
West Coast is just one of those songs that you just have let it grow on you. It's very Lana.
The fact that Easter falls on 4/20 means that 2 very different demographics will be competing to buy up all the peeps.
Chelsea Clinton announces America's 45th president is going to be a grandma.