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delete my memory, thanks
Hello Friday tonight I drink cold beer for you bubba
I think the man that just rode by us on his power chair may have heard me say "whee"
Knock knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? Jason Derulo
THE GET OUT ME CAR JOKES ARENT FUNNY THEY WERE OK FOR ONE DAY STOP NOW
There is a major street in SF that shares a name with a guy I threw myself at in college and every time I walk down it I cringe
AP: Ebola threatens world.
Buzzfeed: 12 Cat Gifs That Will Kill You From Cuteness Before Ebola Does
FOX: OBAMA LETS EBOLA THROUGH BORDERS
you're the prettiest when you're crying
If I could have lunch with anybody, alive or dead, I would have lunch with my neighbor Gary, and he would be dead
If I'm sore, I'm satisfied.
I took your words like bullets and tricked myself into thinking the pain was worth it.