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Grammar Nazis have typo negative blood.
Got my grandpa a "World's Greatest Grandpa" mug and he crossed out "Grandpa" and wrote "Mug Breaker" and shattered the mug really well
McDonalds is 90 which mean people shit their pants forever
I just want to live long enough to see people younger than me fail.
GAMERGATES ARE ANTS
Gamer [gey-mer] (noun): homicidally angry white virgin
GODS AND MONSTERS
I turn 33 tomorrow so if your Tinder search max is 32, goodbye forever.
"Why'd I stay at Dave's?" he cried as he furiously tries to scrub his dog's stains out of the carpet. "Why didn't I just get an Uber?"
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Sometimes I sleep with the windows open, to feel how it would be to be homeless