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If I could go back in time I’d stop Vine from being invented, use “magic” to get laid and tell Hitler to knock it off if I got around to it.
I miss you, but im trying not to care anymore.
Saying "I will find you and i will kill you"
A text from you right now would be great 👌😍 >>>>>
Finally closing the door on my OCD. And locking it. Then checking it just to make sure it’s locked.
Believe everything I say on twitter!
autocorrect really needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
Let's get kinky! Are you into roleplay? Okay, you pretend you're a doctor and I'll pretend I'm happy
Things that make me sad:
1. Being alone
2. Being with people
I keep my kids’ artwork in a special place. It’s called the trash can. Just kidding. But seriously.