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I-T-S A M-E L-U-I-G-I
*checks the box*
"goddamnit mum, this is a luigi board"
"I'm the Tyler Durden of Twitter" - oh, honey, I'm sorry.
*shows photo of murder at mexican restaurant*
relax thats salsa
jk, its totally blood and guts
*judge throws up*
For everyone who is still following me...Thank you!
No more baby tweets I promise...
Now back to talking shit about the Kardashians...
My only "fitness goal" is to not die.
a humorist is a comedian who was born in a really nice zip code
Before you make the decision to die in My name, keep in mind that My real name is Mortimer.
You're right, moral arbiters. We shouldn't comment on the looks of someone on a red carpet who is literally posing for photographers.
I got these music notes tattooed onto me because I enjoy music from time to time and now people will know
Being an adult, day 75:
Went to a bank today to deposit a check. I did not feel accomplished. No one was proud of me.
My body feels so cold.
the simplest hello could mean the ENTIRE world 2 someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be friendly!!!! be cool!!!