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I'm not prepared to live in a world where a tombstone might read, "He was a helluva guy. I mean my, my, my, like pelican fly."
If you are a girl and you live in Los Angeles you don't get to complain. Ever.
Recording a new voicemail greeting is like being sucked into a vortex of self-hatred.
We are going to sue Microsoft. They clearly ripped off the XBOX One design from one of our Betamax players
New CoD game: Intelligent fish, dog character, emotionally engaging. Estimated plot summary: you're a dog running along the seaside.
Yes but can the new Xbox replace the love of a good woman? *opens owner's manual* Oh it can, sweet
Great, now they're going to have to come up with a new name for the President's Xbox.
Ironically nothing makes me hate life more than "Life is good" shirts.
The Xbox One is going to forever change the way I don't play video games.