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i cant wait for tonight :) justin roast
Give me your coconut water and organic gluten-free cookies, unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic." - 2015 school bully
Babies are cute until you remember that their skulls have multiple layers of teeth. Their heads are basically just a storage area for teeth.
RONDA ROUSEY CHANTS REAL BUBBA
"Please mom! All my friends are going"
If all your friends jumped off a bridge then would you too?
"Wait like for a Vine?"
kinda pissed about not being born a beluga whale tbh
Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter. It doesn't do anything I just make really poor life choices.
folks if I want to pay $20 a month for a high quality streaming service I'll get a bidet from Rent-A-Center