No calls? I understand. 👌
No text? I understand. 👌

But ☝ when you see me with someone else, PLEASE UNDERSTAND.... 💏💑

"While onstage in Verona tonight Harry said, "This is the city of Romeo and Juliet. You are all my Juliets." OH MY GOD

fav this if you need an @allybrooke follow

Men are like waffles: they can’t talk about their feelings.

Hot summer nights, mid July, when you and I were forever wild.

Being a gay dad, I wear many different hats - having the tenderness of a mom and the playfulness of a dad.

BUT LET'S BE REAL - I LOVE HATS.

MY CAT IS TAKING SELFIES OMG pic.twitter.com/Zauz8rugqS

the best way to let people know you're horny is to start bouncing in your chair and pretend you're revving an imaginary motorcycle

Is your name Homework? Cause I'm not doing you, but I definitely should be.

Happy Sunday ❤ pic.twitter.com/CjEMLqPvaM

99.9% of my sentences start with:
oh my god
yeah
no
basically
wait
so yeah
like
you know
oh
um
what
well
but

Not all stars belong to the sky. pic.twitter.com/tvQ40FfALR

Belieber-I don't care what you say! No one cares!
Me-Beliebers are annoying...
Belieber-what did you say?! I'm gonna kill you!

It will be a time RT @danisnotonfire: @gracehelbig i look forward to working near you awkwardly

June 21st,ima have some autographed copies of this,im sending to fans so favorite this if you want it,ill dm 3 ppl pic.twitter.com/URahZkP98x