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Cry Havoc. Abortion and Down Syndrome. An apology for letting slip the dogs of Twitterwar:
The best way to become best friends with celebrities is just to tell them "follow me!" over and over again until they love you back
That awkward moment when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop.
Bank of America to pay $16.65B for looting Americans. We must look at the banker culture that creates these kind of lawless thugs.
If weekdays were people then Thursday would be Solange but Friday would be Beyoncé.
Hawaii became the 50th State in the Union on this day in 1959 as part of the vast conspiracy to make Barack Obama a citizen.
sit lassie.. good girl.. now, what's this?
*pats tree trunk*
"bark bark bark"
*turns to friend*
"keith, i drove 3 hours for this"
Tips for being more social:
2. I really don't know
3. Why are you asking me?
4. Please leave me alone
If you blend 25 or more random pictures from the internet, the colour that emerges is always orange.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you have stood up for something sometime in your life." Winston Churchill