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If you robbed a kissing booth you'd make out like a bandit
ATTRACTIVE WOMAN: I don't like Obama
ME: I agree. He is bad.
HER: ...'s ears. But he's a great president.
ME: Probably the best ever.
First batch of jerky done. Stuffs good. It's a whole new world.
Hey, long time no see!! I'm in town for a few days and wondered if I could ruin a few of your evenings
At sold-out concert, crowd goes wild as band performs their big hit "Traveling Around Playing Music For People is Depressing And Unhealthy"
used to get ads for hot singles in my area and now it's for Kraft Singles in my area *a trombone plays as I'm lowered into concrete*
Ok, she is unblocked now. I should never censor. Everyone has the right to say I'm shit. Wait till you see tonights video.
Im going2 go as Michael Sam for Holloween & agressively ask everyone why there paying so much attenton 2 my costume- hes just a 7th rd pick
I can't unblock her because I don't know here user name. So I guess... I guess this is just a warning to you lot now.
*gets a tattoo of some words* aw yes can't wait to read these