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Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? - DOUGLAS ADAMS
i put a full pizza into a woodchipper and it shot out perfect slices in to the hands of everyone at the party, or made a big mess. who knows
"Appreciate the people that have been there for you through your ups and downs because those are the people that love you the most."
*talking to my food*
Me: I hate you.
Me: We break up.
*looks at food again*
Me: You call me.
Me: I love you.
i suffer in poverty while every day hundreds of my corrupt followers view my content online and drink millions of dollars worth of sea water
every day hundreds of people die because of it, and yet me, the creator of the sand and hair diet, gets no money