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Dying my hair was the best decision I've made that says a lot if changing my hair color is the best decision that means im a shitty person
I'm not great at twists of phrases
thanks for coming to my party. care for some tap water or expired aspirin?
hey guys if you want to pick up chicks hang out in the freezer section next to the lean cuisines we're all vulnerable there
The year is 2125, we are touring the american ruins. The zombies are too fat to be of any immediate threat.
Tonight was a waste of eyeliner.
Just burned my mom with a menopause joke. Today was a good day.
A girl doesn't need to tell you straight up how she feels, it's written all over the way she behaves when you're around.