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can you, like, not move on
i feel so bad asking my mom for $5 how tf some kids ask their parents for a new car like ???
GHOST:Oooo I have unfinished business ooOo
ME:Wow what is it
GHOST: I haven't seen the last season of Breaking Bad ooOoo put on Netflix ooOo
"hey man, the milks been in there for awhile check if it's spoiled"
*milk complains about having a iphone 6 instead of 6plus"
I'll only come to your party if there's a dog I can play with in the backyard until all your guests leave
When Twitter was down, I almost did something
Kids, sorry the World Series is 70% boner pill ads, but it's important you know that any silver haired guy on the beach has a boner.
But for the sake of it, everyone should f their person tonight.