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There is no angry way to say ‘bubbles.’
You deserve someone that is going to do everything to make you feel loved without needing to say it
Late Night writer Seth Reiss wrote a funny thing for @newyorker http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/a-few-thoughts-from-monet-on-those-stacks-of-wheat?mbid=social_twitter … so he'll be insufferable now
You can tell my car's navigation system comes from a theater background by the way it says "BroadWAY"
"Why hasn't someone tried to stop them?" - We gave Ed Sheeran DMT and convinced him that Kasabian were responsible for Ebola
Meet exciting singles in your area!!! who are also just eating until they die
Singing "Just What I Needed" to my City Bakery hot chocolate.
BAE: come over
TOM HANKS: are u a volleyball
BAE: my parents arent home
TOM HANKS: (getting frustrated) are u a volleyball