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Relationship Status: Waiting for Star Wars
nowadays, young people just refer to the whole of human history as "the 90s"
Your life is your message to the world. Make sure it's inspiring.
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i want to float in a dimensionless nirvana but also buy shit
Me: I can do sound effect for both an electric razor and a regular razor
Father In Law: my daughter isn't good enough for you
COP: yeah what do you want kid
ME: I want to help solve crimes
COP: how you plan on doin that
ME: (smirking smugly) you ever heard of memes
i'm not afraid to do the lords work. and what i mean by the lords work is go down on you
on this day I am thankful for my ever loving, faithful, and patient husband,,
sonic the hedgehog
luv u baby
i want to whisper in your ear exactly what i'll do hours before i do it