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this is ur brain *holds up a egg*
this is ur heart *holds up a chiken*
so which comes first?
Being a Miami Heat fan is like watching Back to the Future and cheering for Biff.
[exploring ancient tomb]
Look at these markings on the wall
*brushes off dust*
I think I can read them
I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty good at telling what is and isn't a boat, see that tree? Not a boat
I started meditating a few days ago and now I'm mad I ever have to be fully conscious.
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin says he supports marriage equality, a big blow to people who claim it’s Adam & Eve, not Adam & Stone Cold Steve.
Anyone who thinks I'm a loser has never watched me kick my underwear up in the air and catch it.
BREAKING: We Are All Oldies DJ's Talking Up Records We've Played A Thousand Times
Justin Bieber's visit to the beaches at Normandy, the picture is him in camo trunks and gold chains, the caption "Ripped Beach Body!"
If you've tweeted more than 100,000 times, don't bother leaving a suicide note. We get it.