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Will any Ivy league campuses be allowing delay of finals for the death of these two officers?
Tools ask "but what if the killer is white," as if that makes a difference in the lives of two dead officers. Scum knows no color.
PARTY TIP: Music is what feelings sound like.
"That's so sweet!" = "You're creepy and I'm not hooking up with you."
Have yourself an Uncle Gary Christmas
Get drunk on Bud Light
Go into the Taco Bell bathroom & cry
Have yourself an Uncle Gary Christmas time
*Runs across the room and slaps chocolate out of a babies hand. Everyone looks shocked*
"Oh no that's dogs. Babies can't eat dogs. Right."
My 36-year-old cousin has started taking guitar lessons, in case you wanted to be sad.
letter: may my enemies blood flow & drown their children in it after they mocked me
Santa: Rudolph i think this was meant for the other guy
Is there anything more beautiful than kids singing Christmas Carols? So far I've come up with like 5 different things just by looking around
the only place that feels like home is wherever i am with you