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Sorry I farted at your wedding. Sorry the fart was so powerful that I launched off my chair & landed in the cake
self-hatred sent you a friend request
PARTY TIP: True wealth isn't about how much money you have. It's about your ability to wake up, rock out, and party really hard.
I've taught my kids there's more to life than money. You also need to be very good looking and have great clothing.
I heard something horrible about you. Or I said something horrible about you. Either way it was really bad.
can i borrow your boyfriend
My flight to Tally is delayed so I'm trying to find a chili's too so I can get a stomach ache
I just enthusiastically waved at my cat from across the room. Still single.