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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P. J. O'ROURKE
Woke up to see "Civil War" was the top trending topic and, based on the news lately, got a bit nervous until I read it was a movie title.
This is progress:
Gambia becomes 20th African state to ban FGM. Somalia may be next.
tv chef: tell us what you've done here
contestant [holding up a chicken]: i forgot to co-
tv chef: forgot to cook it yeah i can see that
The 5 stages of debugging:
me: [giving tour of pillow factory]
guy: "so what do you fill the pillows with"
me: [spotting family of ducks in tour group] "just stuff"
The confidence of the middle aged is no achievement: just an increased foolhardiness brought about by an ever increasing terror of death.