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Short girls are the cutest!
If you say Toby Keith in front of a mirror three times a bald eagle in cut-offs shows up carrying a six pack of Coors Light.
"I've got to go. My Cornetto is melting up my arm" is the best excuse ever for ending a phone call.
I feel stupid for liking you.
Accidentally opened GarageBand again.
I just put a 6yr old in charge of watching a 2yr old. That’s like putting a cat in charge of watching a dog.
can i be honest? you're the only one i've ever spent this much time and effort on.
The tighter the jeans the more pretentious the coffee house order.
NPR just referred to a movie as an "eco-thriller" as if that's something that any human would ever say
AMAZING FACT: 10 years ago, Bayern Munich saved Dortmund from bankruptcy by loaning them 2 million euros.