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It's probably time for us to make it illegal for anyone to name their kid Madison.
from bae to bruh real quick
*pushes life alert*
help i've fallen n the club can't handle me
math: i text you 10 times you text me zero
My favorite Game of Thrones character is that guy who tells you where all the best hotels and sights are in Westeros. His name is Fodor
i'm my own best friend but, like, a mean one
They're called first cousins cuz they're the first people we ever kissed, right
DUCKS DO HAVE FANGS AND IM FREAKIN OUT GOODBYE
crying yourself to sleep is the new black
what if ducks had fangs
i haven't killed myself yet and i already want my life back
“American Horror Story” writers room: “And then in this scene I was thinking—” “YES!”