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As a white person, taking a history class feels a lot like showing up to a screening of Harry Potter dressed like Voldemort.
"I see here you spent a day tweeting opinions about Renee Zellweger's face. Tell me a little bit about that." -- God, deciding your fate
I grew out of "I never text first" phase, since I realized nothing was wrong with showing someone, you care about them more than your pride.
Step 1: buy watch
Step 2: catch squirrel
Step 3: put watch on squirrel
Step 4: Squirrel Clock
Me: *super nervous*
Her: are you okay?
Me: never better why?
Her: you said asterisk super nervous asterisk. Maybe I should go..
Alright let's talk to the spirits
*looks at box*
Crap we bought a Weezy board.
We need answers!
Dammit, we picked up the wee g board again
"You're free now" I whisper as I throw my trombone into the ocean
ME: Did I ever tell you --
KID I USED TO BABYSIT: Yes.
putting a pineapple on your head can lower your risk for heart disease also i just made that up
"Spirits are u there?
Y O U G O T T A F I G H T
"A Beastie board?"
[Gets down on one knee] Will you watch all 10 seasons of Friends with me?