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Brad Pitt is older than Archie Bunker was in the first two seasons of All In The Family.
a plus side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and I won't judge you because I will also be in my pajamas.
Bruce Willis is snorkelling when a shadowy figure appears in front of him. It's a pug in full scuba gear. a very slow chase ensues
Bruce Willis gets his toe stuck in the faucet while having a bath. he puts an SOS message into a shampoo bottle & flushes it down the toilet
Id say the biggest difference between 2Chainz & me is that all he wants for his birthday is a big booty hoe, & Id prefer a Target gift card.
Every time an email gets bounced back to me and I get the Mailer-Daemon message I for one second think it's an email from Matt Damon
Bruce Willis pays for a phonecall from Santa. When the phone finally rings he answers so excitedly he knocks himself out with the receiver
Bruce Willis goes on a waterslide wearing jorts & gets stuck at the top.he spends 7 minutes thrusting down,making an awkward squeaking noise
Before opening an ice cream, do some push-ups or crunches.The craving will disappear & you'll realize that you're stronger than you thought