Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If Ottawa was the Cleveland Browns, they'd be ecstatic about only losing 7-3 to Pittsburgh
After all this time, it's still you.
Calling the Hangover an "epic trilogy" is like saying the Travelocity Gnome commercials are part of The Lord of the Rings franchise.
Joey: What does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"
Every cake is layered if you count shame.
i’ve never skydived before but i’ve zoomed in on google maps really fast once
Anderson sits after Crosby's goal.
If its meant to be, it will be.
Kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest things in the world 😘
Let it be known that two-factor authentication will now be known as:
I'm the Michael Jordan of identity theft. Wait, I mean -- I'm Michael Jordan.