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"Clark, why are you smoking 2 huge spliffs?"
Lois, it's cuz I'm..
"OMG SUPERMAN? WHERE DID CLARK GO?"
Look, I quit the football team b/c I was so impressed with football's commitment to doing the right thing & the Lord of the Flies atmosphere
smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations.
New Twitter update is like me UGLY AND POINTLESS
We're all in this party together. And that's the most beautiful thing about it.