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from "baby boy 💖😍" to "123-456-7890" real quick
how cool is it when an animal species that was about to be extinct makes a comeback like "oh you thought it was over"
My first one star uber. I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
BREAKING: Jameis Winston has been suspended for the entire game tomorrow. He just got f***ed right in the p***y!
3 mysterious places I love:
1. outer space
2. the ocean
I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who
Walked a thousand miles
To throw up on your door
When I walk through dark streets I like to hold an iced coffee so women know I'm not a threat.
NEW COMMANDMENT: From now on all student loans are forgiven and education shall be free.
The LORD has spoken.
I still don't understand updog
*waits patiently for someone to fall in my trap*
Yes & what is up with you! What is up with you & your dog.
Just yelled "Oh shit!" at the delivery guy because I forgot I had ordered a pizza.
For an extra $5 the guys at Taco Bell will let you eat straight from the ingredient bins with your bare hands.
iphone battery go from 100 to 0 real quick