Asking for free water cups at a fast food place then getting soda with it.

Looking out for possible terrorists while in an airport

#FactsAboutMe.. pic.twitter.com/yT0uoAzhDQ

Thinking a bottle of Gatorade will cure their hangover in the morning.

A young panda traumatised by an earthquake wants to be very close to her caretaker #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/l9ziSd5JSd

I don't care if we're sitting around doing nothing, I just like to spend time with my boyfriend.

Wearing hunting camouflage to school

I love being called babygirl.

Never trust anyone who actually uses the Compass app on their iPhone.

My best friend is definitely my boyfriend.

This is how my week goes:
Mooooonnnnnddaaaaaaaaay
Tueeeesssdaaaaaaayyyyy
Weeedddnnnesssdayyyyy
Thursssssdaaaaaaaayyyyy
FridaySaturdaySunday.

*shakira's funeral*
*they opem the casket & her corpse hips are swayimg to the music*
*shakiras eyes snap open & turn red*
ＭＹ ＨＩＰＳ ＤＯＮＴ ＤＩＥ

¿AVATAR? pic.twitter.com/NFk9vXOoNh

.@jeff_condel Have fun trying to find a girlfriend looking like that

It is straight up SO RUDE to invite someone to your wedding.