Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Using the word "finna" instead of "gonna" more than black people
Lighting random shit on fire
She taketh my currency, when I require it.
i wish i could copy and paste you into my bed
nice try Mother Nature but I ain't shaving my legs just cause it's warm out
Getting stoned and looking at the stars
You think you know someone. Then you see them sneeze.
Foods you should eat everyday: Oranges, walnuts, eggs, berries, & yogurt. Try to eat at least two of those everyday.
Two first quarter fouls called on Lebron James. This will be these referees' last game of their careers.
In UK comics the Human Torch turns into a big flashlight.