What if Forrester and Nemo *found each other?* #BENGHAZI

I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.

Texas is the best country on Earth pic.twitter.com/5Wur0107Cz

Delicious. RT @glinner: Russell Brand CRUCIFIES a team of dullards.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2eDj39q0Fo&feature=youtu.be …

if Jennifer Aniston doesn't marry this one I'll kill myself

.@fansflyers Kiss the history? My ring tells a nice story about 2009. #Girwho #LosersSince75.

The Cloud Covered Island of Litla Dimun, Faroe Islands #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/mRK8aBZM2S

cat's done a shit in the shower wahayyy #iloveanimals

.@fansflyers I hope missing the playoffs ruined yours, kiss the ring.

Booty Toning: 20 squats, 20 lunges (each leg), 20 kickbacks (each leg), 20 dead lifts. Rest 2 min in between sets. 3x

Ever had a text that broke your heart? Yeah, me too.

Mi amada comida... pic.twitter.com/IhGK1tzCaq

They're making a show on Disney called "Girl Meets World" and it's about Cory and Topanga and their kids. pic.twitter.com/WzoMUI5abr

Twitter is perfect for me because my whole life has been a regimen of afterthoughts.

I think I pulled a back muscle eating a bratwurst yesterday. That can happen, right?