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Halfway to my pilates class before I realized I'd put on my mom's jorts this morning.
I don't have a ruler, but I'd estimate the hair I just pulled out of my nostril was 23 feet long.
Holding down the CTRL + Shift key then pressing the "T" reopens the tab you accidentally closed!
I hope Lebron can handle the pressure of a game 7 like Jordan...Oh wait Jordan NEVER had to play a game 7 in the NBA Finals.
What idiot called it a Fraternity House and not a Tool Shed
Brad Pitt is older than Archie Bunker was in the first two seasons of All In The Family.
a plus side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and I won't judge you because I will also be in my pajamas.
Bruce Willis is snorkelling when a shadowy figure appears in front of him. It's a pug in full scuba gear. a very slow chase ensues