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My profile on Christian Mingle says I enjoy long walks on the beach with only one set of footprints.
Your Costco ID photo shows you what you'd look like if you were a meth addict.
my best friend
my soul mate
- The Vow
*puled over by police dog*
sory oficer i dont understamd
*i get a barkimg ticket*
bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong
My favorite thing to get at Pinkberry is emotional.
everyone on my timeline is writing sweet little goodnight messages so I'll join in...
goodnight ya lil shits xo
buy me cute underwear and i will let you see me wearing it