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Your mother and I are splitting up. She'll double back and fight till we meet in the middle and that's how you win a bar brawl, kids.
My arms are sore from carrying home all those Weight Watchers ice cream bars
your friends are almost as awful as me
isn't it just great when you actually try at something and still fail
every day I think I should cut back on sugar and every day I choose to live my truth instead
Having a tweet "published" on a web site makes you a writer like jerking off to a Target swimsuit ad makes you a porn star.
where's the doll?
"thought you brought it"
please show us on this pen where you were touc
Some old man crying in the park says he lost his Will To Live - buddy that's a crazy name for a dog but I'll help you look.
Excellent pickup line: Hello, you are an attractive mammal and I would like to mate