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some things are a bad idea regardless of how you feel about it, like punching a lava lamp because you hate it.
i didnt get that good of grades in high school
call me fat all you want. but don't call my dog fat.
Smiling doesn't necessarily mean you're happy. Sometimes it just means you're strong.
all i want is a man who knows when to leave and when to stay when i say get the fuk out.
How to fall in love with someone you can't have: a guide by me
Seriously, I'll just stay in bed all day, occasionally gagging.
Do not google how much mucus you ingest per day.
Fun Thanksgiving Prank: Offer to say the blessing and talk as long as you can. I mean like a LONG time. Show a lot of emotion too.
late night thoughts kickin' in 💭💭
911: what's your emergency?
me: what's YOUR emergency?
911: *starts crying* omg no one's ever asked me that before!
me: jk I've been stabbed