It's about damn time. RT @jasonmiyashiro: Welcome to Level 8 pic.twitter.com/1pWXPHKbiM

IF PSY IS CONSIDERED RAP THAN I SHOULD BE CONSIDERED PRETTY

Whenever I get fan-mail from jail, I like to imagine big scary criminal dudes watching Powerpuff Girls

Please and thank u 💁👍 pic.twitter.com/UUZJZPCLdU

There's a beer can in this chickens anus. #Sunday pic.twitter.com/3xSKkEzBji

Yet here we are. RT @codybiddy: If it wasn't for Twitter, no one would know who @robdelaney is

Who else is like this? pic.twitter.com/MDrCEOJPXs

I will be the first to admit that I'm a jealous girlfriend, so leave my boyfriend alone please & thank you ☺

When my tweets offend someone pic.twitter.com/siZQsCD9wC

Reality shows about Alaska

Counting on this giant margarita to help me learn to love again

ok so why when a dog nurses her puppies in public it's "natural" but when I do it's "puppy abuse"

I dont know what peanut you're talking about? pic.twitter.com/3p8pNHvtpi

Are you ready!?

If I ask how old your kid is, just say the number of years. No one wants to buy a graphing calculator to figure out how old 43 months is.