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PARTY TIP: Keep your energy and valuable time focused on what you want, not on what you're bummed out about.
"Garfield is read by approximately 300 million readers each day" there is literally no way that 5% of ALL OF EARTH reads garfield every day
We can put a man on the moon but we can't put a cat in the dishwasher
Dear people of Earth,
Please be better people.
Thanks in advance,
*uses twisted sarcasm to cover up the fact i wouldn't mind jumping off the nearest bridge*
The hi tec paedophile using 3D printers to print kids
It's probably time for us to make it illegal for anyone to name their kid Madison.
*pushes life alert*
help i've fallen n the club can't handle me
"yeah well i still made you cum" is the best comeback to anything your ex ever says to you
I wish tomorrow was Christmas but no, it's just stupid Thursday.