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ceo of big company: let's meet at the restaurant in my hotel tomorrow morning
teen businessman: I don't eat breakfast
pretty cool that I have the ability to bleed for 7 days and make everyone around me miserable
person: good morning! sending you good vibes
me: okay i am...disgusted
im gonna join the army
"i dont think that's a good idea"
[a bee flies between us and i punch myself in the face]
I think I'm going to unRetweet the crazy fundamentalist. She's obviously not well and It's just too unpleasant to have on the timeline.
Before you pray: BELIEVE
Before you speak: LISTEN
Before you write: THINK
Before you quit: TRY
Before you die: LIVE
You paid HOW MUCH for jeans?! I find all my clothes on scarecrows. They look great and birds leave me alone
We see you girls with big sunglasses, we see you.