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Now that Paris Hilton is a DJ and signed to Young Money she should come up with a DJ name like DeadMau5. She could be DumbWh0r3.
excellent point of the day: the same people screaming 'kick out muslim immigrants' were happy to cheer mo farah on to his british gold medal
Let Me be your rock. Then throw Me at someone.
"Did your dad hug you at least once a year, or do you want one of the loud ones?" -motorcycle salesmen
"A bunch of us are grabbing drinks after work." "Yeah, sorry, I only hang out with you if I'm getting paid."
Can we all just agree to stop asking each other what our hobbies are?
I have two email response speeds: "immediately" and "permanent damage to our relationship"
Denying their own ancestors' Genocidal tendencies
Is Laura Bush the world’s most famous goth?