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y teach ur dog how 2 roll over when it can roll blunts
As the old mime saying goes: "I quit."
My head is overflowing with thoughts.
Relationship status: Tortilla chips.
"Yer a wizard Harry"
"No yerra gizzard Larry"
Hagrid you're drunk
*Hagrid falls over, whispers* Yrawzdhry
4-year-old daughter: Can we have a cake?
Me: Do you have something worth celebrating?
4: I’m pretty.
Me: *buys a cake*
They did not mention my sweatpants but they just asked Zac Efron to remove his baseball hat
Somewhere in the world, a woman is having a baby every 12 seconds.
We've got to find her and stop her!
I don't trust people who don't like Harry Potter.
Some of the characters living in my head can be very challenging to put to bed.
blunt hits & fedora tips
Yes. These are my cats. RT @buzzfeedbooks: These Two Persian Cats Are The Weirdest Of Friends: http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/these-two-persian-cats-are-the-weirdest-of-friends … pic.twitter.com/jFClxgLVii