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It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them.
That awkward moment when you go to eat a peach and bite in to a tennis ball.
Finally closing the door on my OCD. And locking it. Then checking it just to make sure it’s locked.
Florida Georgia Line ft Nelly
Believe everything I say on twitter!
Let's get kinky! Are you into roleplay? Okay, you pretend you're a doctor and I'll pretend I'm happy
Things that make me sad:
1. Being alone
2. Being with people
I keep my kids’ artwork in a special place. It’s called the trash can. Just kidding. But seriously.
yeah, Andrew Shaw is having a pretty pro-activ game, Bickell is still a bag of shit, Chicago Blackhawks ice girls? been there done that #50
I miss you & I want a big hug & a kiss, & to be cuddled to sleep.
He's annoying, he's hilarious, he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind, but he's everything I want.