Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If she's comfortable around you she'll tackle you, sing to u, be weird around u, dance for you, scream at you. take ur food, be mean to you.
Suddenly, caring about hockey during the playoffs
Donald Trump's tweets are actually hysterical if you imagine him writing them while he's having violent diarrhea.
Kudos to Trader Joe for switching from human trafficking to selling frozen pizzas & hummus.
Adults should have pubic hair. It’s in the bible maybe.
Using a flip phone as a sign of poverty
Actually your support has been Amazing – and so appreciated. This show is only back because of fans & in a few hours its all yours.
my son told me eggs r the largest single cell in the world & i said "wrong losre, wat abot this jail cell i liv in." he has stopped visitimg
R.I.P to all of the kids that have committed suicide that nobody noticed because this society only cares about the popular or cute ones.
Hope no one needs my alibi for tonight.:
6pm - bought Cap’n Crunch
6:30pm - ate a bowl
6:45pm - ate another bowl
7pm - finished whole box
Just tore my ACL running through my ex mind