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The doctor said I should be drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself “the doctor” now.
CNN gotta send Don lemon to north korea. The ppl need the truth.
*frat bro on death bed*
"son.... come closer..."
son: yes dad?
"...u touch my hookah pen... I'll fckn destroy u...."
*takes last breath"
Has anyone got a hacked copy of The Interview that I can watch & then tweet?
Italy threatens Paramount over re-release of Godfather. "Blood will flow like mama's delicious spaghetti sauce."
This is disgraceful -- Sony just canceled my 2:30 dentist appointment!
Hey, Kim Jong-Un! I promise to cast you as the next James Bond if you let us release The Interview.
PARTY TIP: Don't feel the need to invite me to your party - I'm already coming! In fact, I'm already there! And I'm puking!
Dennis Rodman hasn't fixed this Sony hacking/'The Interview' mess because he thought he was hanging with Jackie Chan this entire time.
i'm embarrassed that seth rogen started our first cyber war but at least it wasn't kevin smith