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Cliven Bundy finally arrested as a tearful Sean Hannity promises "I'll wait for you."
APPLE: We worked hard on these default apps & hope they enhance your user experience
ME: Go to hell and take this garbage with you
No one wants a giant teddy bear and if they do then you don't want them
[burying sad blue horse]
The pig: bear?
Winnie the bear: yea
The pig: don't they make crutches for horses?
Winnie the bear: shut the hell up
this weed shop had afgooey x trainwreck. I named it Ben Afwreck
200+ years of black Americans being denied the right to vote.
0 examples of an election being swung by voter impersonation.
So we see you.
Executioner: Any last words?
Me: Yeah but can you read them?
DO YOU LIKE ME?
[ YES ] [ DEFINITELY ;) ]
Executioner: *blushing like crazy*
she's a good girl she's got a dirty little secret
there is enough space between your lips and my neck to grow a whole garden of wanting
sometimes I think abt Marilyn Monroe's nerves of steel singing happy birthday to JFK in front of his wife