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No matter how bad life gets, you can always watch Star Wars.
'Paul Bart: Mall Cop 2' sounds like something you'd tell background extras to say over and over to make it look like they're talking
“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.”
― Ernest Hemingway
Just heard a woman scream at her dog, "Nicolletta, make better decisions!"
New guy: hi I'm Joe
Me: touch my highlighters & u'll end up like Sam over there
Sam holdin up hand with 4 fingers missin: leave the pens Joe
GONNA B PRODUCTIVE TODAY!!! GOTTA DO SCHOOL WORK AND THEN READ A BOOK!!! HELL YA!! SHOUTOUT 2 THE NINJA TURTLES AS WELL
Einstein's desk hours after he died on this day in 1955 http://life.time.com/culture/albert-einstein-last-photo-taken-of-his-princeton-office/ … pic.twitter.com/n3u0FvYogh
Stay strong, be positive. We all struggle sometimes.
Dude, be careful what you say. Girls remember everything.
It's the weekend, so I'm going to get a ton of stuff done.
I'm going to drink and take a nap.