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When my friends tell me they're going on vacation, I say "Get out of town!" and they're like lol we are doing that! Love to have friends
ANYONE REMEMBER THIS?? ^^^ they were baddies
For a fast Halloween costume, simply don't go to any parties. Now you're a ghost at those parties. Ghost costume. Spooky. Done.
Rush Limbaugh blames feminists for street harassment of women. He also blames broccoli for what gravy's done to his arteries.
"...AAAACTUALLY, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor. Not the monster." -- why I don't get invited to many Halloween parties
why are my tweets better than your thinkpiece? bc you grew up entitled to being a 'writer' and I grew up being resented by white teachers
I think we should fav other people
oops i'm trapped in my life
Buying her morning after pills is the most romantic Imma get
2016 re election
*obama grabs mic*
"Twitter purge, trill niall,,, U a god dam hot dog nigga"
*obama serves 69 more presidential terms*
WOW TWITTER!!!!! YOU LITERALLY CANT POST ANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO TWITTER WHAT IS THIS MESS
when i was a kid i had barbie dot com and club penguin. kids these day have vine and twitter and they're annoying as hell.