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Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.
AT LEAST once a week I piss into a bottle or cup in my car. I live a full life & I refuse to slow down.
"Why did you create mosquitoes?" A better question is "Why did you create people?" Answer: to feed the mosquitoes.
Let's see who rules Twitter!
Short VS Tall
Retweet: 5'6 and under
Favorite: 5'7 and over
David Stern, "From this point on, Lebron turnovers count as two points for the Heat."
Nobody understands Me.
Porn name semi-finalists:
1) Bun Direction
2) Joseph Sword-and-Sweat-It
3) Tanning Taint (Um…?)
4) Randy Jackson
Thank god I have you because I don't think that anyone else could put up with me like you can.
Permanently stuck between
”I really want to talk to you"
“I don’t want to annoy you”.
It honestly scares the shit out of me to even think about losing you.