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I text you.
You don't reply.
I feel stupid.
Wife: can u pick the kids up from school?
Me blowing on the coffee in my 'Worlds Best Dad Quarter Finalist' mug: which school do they go to?
How willing am I to study?
Night before exam day: 100%
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who blows a guy.