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cops at DUI checkpoints should just check to see if u texted ur ex at some point throughout the night
Whoa, you can now get Hulu with no commercials. Finally, I can fap to The View in peace
Free Wily is probably my favorite movie about a child committing a major felony
[first day as London tour guide]
And over there is the Tower of [frantically flips through guide book for like 20 minutes] Eiffel.
Can a gay man please introduce Kim Davis to conditioner?
You don't have to tell me Christianity is under attack. Have you heard all the insults Republicans have been hurling at the Pope lately?
Butterflies are like regular flies, but they live at Paula Deen's house.
scared of being alone and scared of being around people
a violent librarian-king? I'M IN
My greatest strength is ignoring recommendations for things I'll definitely like for literally years.
I see on your Facebook you went to the University of Hard Knocks. I hear they have one of the best Racism programs in the country