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Lost my kids trick-or-treating. My wife seems mad.
Halloween is actually better when you're an adult because you can eat bags of candy drunk and you don't have to talk to anybody to get it.
My friend asked me to sneak out and go chill with her.... Im only 10 I can't sneak out
Whenever life brings me down, I pick myself right back up... with a line of coke.