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JOB INTERVIEWER AT GOOGLE: if a half-assed job is a bad job, then is a good job a full-assed job or a none-assed job?
ME: (starts sweating)
PARTY TIP: Always remember to pleasure yourself.
dudes metaphorically diggin around in dumpsters lookin for shit to blow up & scream at me over. at least they know they belong in the trash
I feel like "cool" church is filled w/ dudes in pork pie hats.
I thought you knew better than to kiss the lips of someone you could never love longer than a few sleepless summer nights
there are two types of people in this world: people who need to read the damn internet & people who need to stop reading the damn Internet
Ok Google Now, que sea viernes.
It's 39 degrees in New York tonight, which is 39 degrees warmer than the heart of my ex girlfriend, Sara Jimenez.