James Neal ties the game off a faceoff win! #Pens and #Sens tied at 1-1.

My wife’s Bettie Page tramp stamp looks like Danny Trejo when she forgets to shave.

Hipsters smoke American Spirits because Indians were into America way before anyone else.

Tornados can destroy homes, but not our spirit. Merica.

retweet if you want a follow :--) fave if your hilarious.
-lukey
xx

Just found out lobsters are immortal. Google it. Only die of external circumstances. Don't know which way is up anymore.

Milky Way over the Church of the Good Shepherd, Lake Tekapo, New Zealand #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/13hu557Sy4

what base is it when he throws up on the hood of your car

Putting in a dip while cleaning

Even my feet are bad-ass lawbreakers. #NoRules pic.twitter.com/8ZdM8tVDTG

Holy shit I am so in love with my boyfriend.

Couples that smoke together, stay together 😙🍃💨

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

99% sure the guy who invented self-checkout was buying underwear for his kids.

Every girl deserves a guy who can make her forget that her heart was ever broken.