Dan and Phil should reenact Star Wars and call it 'The PHANtom Menace' 💀

okay goodbye I'm done

@amazingphil I think you should start a series called PHILosophy where you talk about deep life questions in a top hat and shades
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#nationalbestfriendday pic.twitter.com/UHxn5wEddG

Just kissed a cow on the cheek. We're in a stable relationship lolol

My kid saw this truck and said "look at all the daddy's juice!" pic.twitter.com/VtO3fnSTJT

"Get over beer!" - Scorpion running an AA meeting

hell yeah, I swallow
(whole hot dogs without chewing them)

I wonder what people do with the tons of time they save when they write “ur” instead of “you’re”.

I hope I'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because I only own one suit.

Girls in Summer Dresses

People with dogs know they don’t have to bring them everywhere, right?

Is there a term for people who you really like in person but find insufferable online?

Game: Life
Level: Monday
Objective: Survive and don't kill anyone
Status: COMPLETE!! 🎉🎈⭐

The Ramsey effect. pic.twitter.com/aIFxkj8AQi

#ThingsGirlfriendsLike forehead kisses 💋☺