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what base is it when he throws up on the hood of your car
Dumping out a 32 ounce Gatorade bottle just to use it as a spitter
Putting in a dip while cleaning
My four-year-old daughter: I wish there was a chocolate rain.
Me: Don’t we all.
Holy shit I am so in love with my boyfriend.
Couples that smoke together, stay together 😙🍃💨
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
Every girl deserves a guy who can make her forget that her heart was ever broken.
Having more guns in your house than all of Canada