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never not waiting for a text
i once told my friend that i had a crush on buffalo bill from silence of the lambs and ive never lived it down
if you send me snapchats of you smoking weed or flexing weed i'm just gonna assume that you're a loser
I thought I was in for an ordinary Friday night -- Next thing I know, I'm taking advantage of my favorite retailer's extended holiday hours
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun
*drinks several beers*
Ok my anaconda changed its mind
I want a puppy in the streets and a puppy in the sheets. Basically, I just really want a puppy.
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can hardly wait 2get back on tour😥 Im NOT
PATIENT😝 Pauli is nuts 2.Hell ❗️Whole crew wants 2b setting up & Tearing down Stage &
roses are red, violets are blue, i'm not okay
My favorite phase of getting drunk was beer 5. I had to focus to not slur yet felt free and excited to engage. The world begged me to sing.
I am not an avocado I am a real boy
Put a group of guys who barely make eye contact with each other around a fire pit and watch the magic happen.
I know she only want me for my jellybeans