"Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" is on, followed by "Mega Shark vs Crocasaurus". Nice job, SyFy. Way to GIVE AWAY THAT GIANT OCTOPUS LOSES.

eating a entire box of macaroni and cheese by myself for strenght and power

If you cheat on your man with me, everytime you ig a pic with him I'm gonna like it to remind you that you aint a good person

shoutout to ads that have like, a thousand people purposefully marching together to inspiring music and then it's for eggs or some shit

dear boys i will give you free kisses if you come over and hold me while i sleep

as fresh as death pic.twitter.com/UzynrrWdDl

. @xbox Bring back the DRM, please. We’ll do anything for you, please! #BringBackXboxOneDRM

My baby is taking a shower pic.twitter.com/aFZoZCcWiY

the blonde is the only emoji with a tiara ♛

the brunette has no emojis with a tiara ✌

#pointmade

Yup. pic.twitter.com/V6Ykr1z4MI

#ChangeBrazil massive thank you to @dylanobrien and @poulterwill for their support pic.twitter.com/eFnjZQkYkP

if miley cyrus turned bi her catch phrase should be "i get the best of both worlds"

Help me out twitter pic.twitter.com/SLPaoH4yiD

Lampard pic.twitter.com/h1HhxoLINI

I HATE WHEN I PUT FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE & IT STARTS MAKIN EXPLOSIVE NOISES SO I CHECK AND ITS STILL COLD. LIKE WHY U GOTTA PLAY ME LIKE THAT