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Dan and Phil should reenact Star Wars and call it 'The PHANtom Menace' 💀
okay goodbye I'm done
Just kissed a cow on the cheek. We're in a stable relationship lolol
"Get over beer!" - Scorpion running an AA meeting
hell yeah, I swallow
(whole hot dogs without chewing them)
I wonder what people do with the tons of time they save when they write “ur” instead of “you’re”.
I hope I'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because I only own one suit.
Girls in Summer Dresses
People with dogs know they don’t have to bring them everywhere, right?
Is there a term for people who you really like in person but find insufferable online?
Objective: Survive and don't kill anyone
Status: COMPLETE!! 🎉🎈⭐