FYI- If you treat people shitty, yes, everyone talks about you behind your back.

Being from Texas and never shutting up about being from Texas

Dubai Marina under morning fog, UAE #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/BaMvq5m59I

RT and visit my website for the latest music from David Lamar!  http://www.DavidLamar.com 

Crystal Clear would be a badass name for an albino stripper.

guys i feel like we’re going to win the war on terror any day now by using sky robots to blow up people who are often not terrorists

Mentally, I'm drained.
Emotionally, I'm done.
Spiritually, I'm dead.
Physically, I smile.

hahah pic.twitter.com/CN1vN3fd4h

horry: i gut an big brooz frum qwitich praktis nd et hurtz :'(

ron: y dont u hav momy nd dady kis et fer u?

horry: fuk u ron

Rt if u cryd

@robdelaney everyone that owns a ferrari has paid for an abortion.

You know how apples rot when you cut them open and leave them? That's exactly what happens to you when you open up to someone.

Massive storm approaching Brisbane, Australia #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/aauVzM8Yot

Si tuviese un hotel en la playa ''Elioputa Resort''

Despite the name, XBOX ONE is not the first XBOX: one of them is a console that nobody would buy these days, and the other is the first XBOX

can't wait to be a ghost at my own funeral and stand there doing a J.O. hand motion the whole time