Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Sometimes I’ll point at sign with rules on it & be like “Yeah right!” & roll my eyes (very hard) & any nearby teens faint.
Mary Kom. Mary See. Mary Conquer.
We would have won Gold in Men's Boxing also. Unfortunately our best Boxer went to USA, outside Madison Square Garden, instead of Asian Games
The fact that I'm still breathing is enough to know that I am blessed.
Combos are like the cross trainer of junk food.
If I was a pilot I'd say funny stuff to my wife like "wow this year has FLOWN by!" We'd laugh and laugh and she'd continue cheating on me.
Me: Goodnight Moon
*Moon favs but doesn't reply*
WAKE ME UP WHEN TUS PENDEJADAS ENDS.
Oh, that baseball game was five hours long? I have news for you: ALL baseball games are five hours long
What's cooler, getting on TV holding a sign you made or being an adult that didn't spend hours making signs for a sporting event?
Thank you so much for all your support of the Kansas City Royals. It means so much to me.
Weird how everyone farts in the same language