Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
1.) No shirt
2.) No shoes
3.) Matthew McConaughey
We all know a douche bag named Kyle.
“On your way to a wedding?” - an earnest Canadian seeing Jay Leno in his downtime denims
Remember when Jesus cursed the fig tree? Wish I could do that when Wendy's runs out of frosties.
"Actually, tomato is a fruit" said Richard Dawkins to an inanimate sign at the grocers.
if I ever decide I want to die I'll just tweet I don't like arrested development