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GREG: i invented compound words. see that shelf for books? bookshelf
GREG: see that fish? seahorse
ME: ok. i think ur idea needs work
Arsenal & Wenger KNEW Alexis' hamstring was dodgy, yet still played him against Norwich.
Media words for white terrorists:
-troubled lone wolf
-fanatical death bringer
-just a nice boy
How are YOU getting ready for NFL Sunday? I put eyeblack on my family portrats&watched all22 of my ex cheating on me.Belichick strikes again
My 5-year-old broke her jacket zipper, so I tried to fix it for her.
Long story short, she's been stuck in her coat for four days.
*time travelers visit our present*
CLORX: but it woud be so easy to change history
PAM: no clorx we must only observe when it all went wrong
The guy finally shows a little empathy and it's for a domestic terrorist. https://twitter.com/goangelo/status/671003794856124416 …
Catching up on some movies. Gone With the Wind. Meh
Darth Vader: Join me on the dark side
*Luke throws himself from the platform & plummets to possible death*
Vader: Oh damn, guess that's a no
TINELLI SACANDOSE UNA SELFIE CON MIRTHA what a time to be alive