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That's great your grandma died but what about me
Every time I post a selfie, I feel like I'm doing charity by brightening everyone's day with my face. I'm a Christian.
pull off her clothes like you're pulling back curtains and sunlight will spill through your fingers
I would leave my husband of 20 years for David Beckham.
I don't have urges to kill myself anymore but I am very, very exhausted by my existence
we bought a zoo? in this economy? Jesus Christ Susan
Can I get paid to eat pizza and watch Netflix? Can we make that a thing?