Guess what? I just got pulled over and ticketed for using sign language while driving. Officer #5271, I'm gonna get you back.

Extraño hablar contigo... pic.twitter.com/67bnyO0eoh

Check this old couch I used to have: pic.twitter.com/CuH9n2zEbF

Don't say you miss me after someone else starts making me happy..

#ThatsALie

Sunset over the Great Wall of China, China #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/FCWGq3Eb1h

Grumpy Cat makes more money in one week than we make in a year let's get wasted

Gay kids can be in the Boy Scouts Of America, but when they become adults, they're banned from ever being scout leaders. #USA

Yeah, @strombone1 you shit head lets demand trades to Florida n buy a hockey house on palm beach and spit game to hoes on the shore all day

#thingsiloveaboutliam REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE ASKED HIM TO GET NAKED ON HIS TWITCAM AND pic.twitter.com/swTOElzs3T

#thingsiloveaboutliam pic.twitter.com/EKYDAF2Gsd

#thingsiloveaboutliam pic.twitter.com/4Ea049fOQJ

*dramatically releases hamster into the wild*
"GO MY SON!"
*cries a single tear*
"LIVE YOUR LIFE"
*hamster doesnt move*
"dude go on.. dude g

MI INFANCIA, LA TUYA TAMBIEN. pic.twitter.com/RToCa72IXZ

Political Bumper Stickers

ASI EMPEZO MI VICIO CON INTERNET pic.twitter.com/5WSet5kKKn