The Real Deal. 5-1 #Pens!

Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so.

I'm in a relationship. Yes I do spend a lot of time with my boyfriend, yes we do text a lot, & yes I am always thinking about him.

Keep calm and listen to country music. Merica.

The Penguins the past two games: pic.twitter.com/wgrcxhJJKO

Often I’m the recipient on-line of the insult “fat.” But the joke’s on you, because I’m quite #muscular & children & animals admire me.

I'd say about 1% of my followers are fans of my tweets and the other 99% want me to say hi to Ellen.

With tonight's attendance, over 5 million fans have attended #Pens games during 284 game sellout streak, which started 2/14/07. Thanks fans!

gonna time travel to the Middle Ages and hand out as much Purell as I can

Claim your girl,

love your girl,

spoil your girl,

be faithful to your girl,

trust your girl,

& she will stay your girl

Praying Mantis on a Flower #Motorbike #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/K74iDwCR0M

GENO! #Pens lead 4-1 with 29.2 to go in the second.

Driving the speed limit in Grand Theft Auto

GOAAAAAL Letang. Straight from Snipe City. 3-0 #Pens

When I was a kid and I felt shy in public, I'd bury my face in my mom's buttcheeks. Now it appears 35 is "too old" to be doing that.