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Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like.
snaepe: "okey. ur parints wil need to sine dis permishun slip fer teh feeld trip."
horry: "but my parints r ded"
Rt if u cryed
Bad decisions make good stories. Merica.
It's sad to think that after I die my family will have to live on with empty toilet paper tubes by every toilet forever
Pretty cool how Beyonce is the first woman ever to get pregnant twice.
I never feel more vulnerable than when my iPhone drops below 20%.
Single mothers deserve the highest honor. 🙏🙌🙏
Tonight's winning Powerball numbers will be 7, 22, 24, 31, 37 and 12.
Pretzels are probably M. Night Shyamalan’s favorite salty snack because they have a TWIST.
Are there any 12 yr olds that want to hang out?
Quinoa is just rice that went to film school.
I'm comfortable with you when:
- I'm weird with you
- I sing whatever song comes into my mind
- I say what's on my mind
- I talk nonsense.