Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
The problem with eating a healthy diet is chocolate bars and ice cream.
Lil B The BasedGod
Black dudes love to say "females".
"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company
if I ever sent you a text containing an exclamation point, that was a lie
Bashing Tony Romo
Whenever someone texts me “bahaha” I like to pretend they’re hanging out with sheep.
You should have to pass a walking exam before you are allowed to carry an open umbrella
Our Doomsday/Suicide Cult turned into a recipe exchange so gradually I don't think any of us even noticed.
If you’re having trouble “closing the deal” with a woman, just whisper “Nick Cave’s voice” and her panties will evaporate.
Change in your pocket, domesto cans on ice, your team on top, arms on swoll, a jam on the radio, and babes in the night. The American Dream.