Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Give a man a lightsaber, he'll eat for a day, teach a man the ways of the force, he'll eat for a lifetime.
*strange man hands you an envelope*
This contains the exact date you will die. Don't open it.
*he walks off*
*you open it*
Y E S T E R D A Y
Y O U
A R E
B E A U T I F U L
"So, what do you do for fun?"
(Oh god say anything but twitter)
I type words into a website and people give me stars
My lawyer says I have to say this: I apologize for using my mind powers to make a lady's bra fly up into a tree NO THESE ARE LIES I AM PROUD
the only 1 holding you back from reaching ur full potential is u. its just a door. u have a key. use it
Gruden Quiz 1 (easy)
Fill in the blanks:
Spider 2 Y _________
I'll tell you ______, man.
This is _______, my mind man.
drunk text me harder
911 what's your emergency?
bates motel isn't back yet
LITERALLY LOST RONDEL.
DANK CATNIP SMELL
Me Lost Me Cookie At the Disco
If u can't handle my Sunday AM eating cake in bed wearing sweatpants then u don't deserve my Friday PM eating cake in bed wearing long johns
There's lots of vacuums in dog hell, but the place isn't Spotless.
Still stunned that the guys who are wrong about marriage, climate change, trickle down economics and evolution were wrong about #Benghazi#.