Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber, and it's like, why does he get to live all my dreams?
ORLANDO BLOOM IRON SHEIK CLASS
DEALER: You looking to buy any thinkpieces? I got that good Salon shit.
ME: Got anything on the Kim Kardashian game?
DEALER: You a cop?
NO ONE is safe from Sharknado 2! Because those magic flying sharks can get you without worrying about physics or predictability or anything.