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hope my fellow vegetarians are enjoying all the side dishes
"Turkey breast please. And give me the part with the nipple on it."
-Bea, 6yrs old
Family is so important this time of year. Sorry I mean alcohol and hearing loss
If you're ever gonna take a swing at your dad, now's the time.
"I'll tell you what, man...Until Tony Romo starts to throw to HIS team... It's going to be tough for the Cowboys to win." - Jon Gruden voice
You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
I hate when ppl say that caillou by yung god is lil b's song lol
it didn't get a laugh
Just for fun, I dropped a pregnancy test in my sister's bathroom. Now we wait.
I have 10 sons they are all named Randy
your rap crew name is your favorite word for a large team and your favorite strong animal "haha mine is wolf gang" nice. mine is fleet foxes