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If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn't take her love for granted.
If you're feeling down about your life, just call a starving African kid and explain fabric softener to him.
you started to care a little too late.
BREAKING: The Heat have swept the Indiana Pacers.
Give a toddler Goldfish, feed him for a day. Teach a toddler to get his own Goldfish, feed him for a lifetime.
Drinking a beer while taking a shit.
Why we don't refer to writing as "going number 3" I have no idea
Cerati bestia animal.
25 years of age atop of 25 million shillings.
Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like.
snaepe: "okey. ur parints wil need to sine dis permishun slip fer teh feeld trip."
horry: "but my parints r ded"
Rt if u cryed