Curiosity either killed or did not kill Schrödinger's cat.

#Kony2012

What were people excited about before pretzel nubs filled with peanut butter?

If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn't take her love for granted.

No seriously my boyfriend is so perfect, I am so lucky.

I guess the reason I watch Game of Thrones is so I can understand 80% of tweets on Mondays.

Devils Tower at Wyoming, USA #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/a1AeFPnZb9

If you're feeling down about your life, just call a starving African kid and explain fabric softener to him.

you started to care a little too late.

Walk in teh klub liek whaddup tihs is a fien establihsmint, may I pls speek wit teh ownr I wuld liek 2 personaly tahnk him for a greet klub

BREAKING: The Heat have swept the Indiana Pacers.

Give a toddler Goldfish, feed him for a day. Teach a toddler to get his own Goldfish, feed him for a lifetime.

Drinking a beer while taking a shit.

Puyehue-Cordon Caulle Volcano Erupts in Chile #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/Gx4F6FMmGU

Why we don't refer to writing as "going number 3" I have no idea