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I need you to know "hahaha" is my way of politely ending our text conversation.
95% of Canadian high school students are tweeting about studying rather than actually studying
"hey baby how u doin"
the baby doesn't respond
it is a baby
it doesn't know how to talk
herminee: "itz leviosAH not leviosUH."
horry: "shuht teh fuk up u dum bich."
calm down white women maybe your kid doesn't have autism and you're just a shitty mother
Look out for @harry_styles wearing his reebok classics tonight....... pic.twitter.com/0zcbtVlwCV
I tell all my ex girlfriends I just want them to be happy (happy was a golden retriever I saw get hit by a train in 1997)
If the #keyandpeele caterer brought these in, I'd have to consider it his resignation. Then we'd eat them. pic.twitter.com/1KoauxrHfJ
*sees a tree*
wow sciemce
*sees a cloud*
WOWE SCIEMCE
*sees a dog*
*shouts SCIENCE so loud i scare a bird*
*whispers*
that dog is sciemce
