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Getting fed up of girls just treating me like a long, hard, well toned, piece of meat...so much more to me.... Like...girth, length etc.
Always break up just before special occasions like Christmas or birthdays to save cash.
Got popcorn stuck in the back of my throat and I can't get it out no matter how many times I make that kKKcKtk sound. Fri. the 13th strikes!
The proper response to, "So what are your holiday plans?" is, "Ya know, we don't have to put each other through this."
"WHEN I SAY FORE, YOU SAY SKIN! FORE" *silence* "FORE" *silence*
Backstage, Dre shook his head. Eminem's holiday special was a disaster
My favorite thing about parties is nodding as if I heard you
is everyone doing ok? i hope you are friends!
beyonce has given me the strength to go see the hobbit 2 at midnight alone YOUVE CREATED THIS MONSTER BEYONCE BUT CAN YOU DESTROY IT
Commenting “You look amazing! Have you lost weight!?” on strangers’ throwback Thursday pics.