Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
no one cares about you if they can't use you.
The Rangers have more missed calls than a broad trying to get a hold of her baby daddy.
Just high fived that wall with my face.
[at the gym]
"Excuse me where are the stepper machines?"
Up on the 2nd floor
*takes the elevator*
How much time do you guys spend worrying people think you're annoying? For me it's only every waking moment and 1/4 of the time I'm asleep.