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My phone just made the same noise it makes for flood alerts but the msg said "meek gonna respond"
Hey there, I just moved into the neighborhood and I'm legally required to inform you that I'm a vine star.
You're really attractive and interesting we should eat food while we stare at each other in public sometime
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng neck. I want to date a giraffe basically.
A family is like a business:
Mom is the boss.
Kids are the employees.
Dad is an unpaid intern.
James Woods is suing a Twitter troll for $10 million over accusation he's a "cocaine addict." Holy shit, that would buy a lot of cocaine.
An 18 foot python was found in Florida, which is bad news for a state whose leading source of income is a giant mouse.
The idea of eternity is frightening. Best, therefore, to spend it under a general anaesthetic. Fortunately that's exactly what we'll get.
PARTY TIP: It's not about how hard you can party. It's about how hard you can party and keep ON partying.