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It's Saturday, and I notice several of you aren't playing Legend of Grimrock 2. There seems to be some kind of hilarious misunderstanding.
a benefit of Obama having so many twitter & Facebook friends is it will be easier for him to network and get a job after he's president
Tonight: don't forget to put the clocks back where you found them.
Found an extra breakfast burrito in the bag right after I said "I hate mornings." The Lord works in mysterious ways.
I used to have a recurring nightmare about fruit machines.
My wife would always give me a nudge and hold me which just made it worse.
More ppl would know the bill of rights if it started with "We got London on the track”
I opened for Dave Chapelle tonight. It was cool.
if you need any tips on being a huge piece of shit hit me up lol
Today I intervened in a duck/duck fight, then I prevented a duck/cat fight. This is exactly what I thought my life would turn out to be.
Little known fact: Aristotle loved to go by "Little Shaq."