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Keep calling me a "hipster," bloggers. It only makes my fedora bigger
Doctors in West Virginia are considering using fist bumps rather than hand shakes to reduce the spread of infection.
The Buddha, evading police, disguised himself as a woman. The police, aroused, chased him w/ even greater fervor. Desire is our undoing.
Remember it's forget the flirting Thursday, move in for her lips... Both sets.
Martha Stewart must grow the best weed ever.
Sometimes just getting up in the morning and putting a smile on your face is putting action behind your faith.
*turns on smartphone near a group of chicks and plays an mp3 of the "you've got mail" sound* damn.....mustve won another caption contest
Come on down to Radio Shack, we've got tons of shit on sale like this thing that plugs into this other thing, 4 VCR's, Gary, and batteries.
I don't believe everything happens for a reason. I do believe chaos and randomness can bring amazing people into your life.
*watching a cop walk past during drug deal*
ok relax, just be cool.. "bonjour mademoiselle how much of le methamphetamine dost thou fancy"
Forbidden to have pets, my sister & I often grew attached to the packages of bologna or ground beef that mother brought home from the store.