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80+ y follow spree🎉
If Billy Joel wrote "We Didn't Start the Fire" today, it would be 2 hours.
It's amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online! Nature's wonders!
I'm racist towards smug old ladies.
Sir this is a drunk driving checkpoint. If you crash, you'll get to start again from here, you won't have to go all the way back to the bar.
Being internet famous is like being rich with Monopoly money... It might not really count but YOU STILL MAD THAT I'M WINNING.
don't be afraid to tell the world that u are confident in the way you look!!!!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, people had Blackberrys
PARTY TIP: Don't let anyone or anything bring you down! YOU are the key to happiness!
do you even netflix national geographic
drama and fights are at the bottom of my entire life priority list. now i will go drink water and enjoy my life !!!!!!!
Why we gave one of our interns PCP and sent them to Auschwitz to take a selfie
s/o to loss of interest in normal activities
dyeing my drug dealer's roots