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Many of you are dead to me.
It's El Clasico, not El Classico. That's your Spanish lesson for today. You're welcome.
I just scratched your mom off of my to-do list..
kindly spare me the idea that feminists can "put people off the movement" by being insufficiently sweet & bland. that's ur failing, not ours
It's Saturday, and I notice several of you aren't playing Legend of Grimrock 2. There seems to be some kind of hilarious misunderstanding.
a benefit of Obama having so many twitter & Facebook friends is it will be easier for him to network and get a job after he's president
Tonight: don't forget to put the clocks back where you found them.
"Art is a lie that enables us to realize truth." --Pablo Picasso, born on this day in 1881.
Found an extra breakfast burrito in the bag right after I said "I hate mornings." The Lord works in mysterious ways.
I used to have a recurring nightmare about fruit machines.
My wife would always give me a nudge and hold me which just made it worse.
More ppl would know the bill of rights if it started with "We got London on the track”
I opened for Dave Chapelle tonight. It was cool.