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you're the most beautiful person to exist possibly ever, pay no mind to magazines and other untrustworthy sources
ayy lmao my mom got me a blind date
CARL SAGAN TOLD ME GO HEAD SWITCH THE STYLE UP AND IF THEY HATE THEN LET THEM HATE AND WATCH THE SCIENCE PILE UP
One time when I was 17 I gave a bouncer my ID and said "Look, I promise I don't drink - it makes me sad" and he went "Oh. Uh. Ok, I guess."
There's no such thing as too much Star Wars
Side note, I'm turning into quite a curmudgeon and I don't give two damns about it.
oh my god I got my mom stoned
That commercial where the guy says "not today!" defiantly to his GPS instructions. WHY DID YOU PUNCH IT IN THEN?
i can't even explain the depths within my head that my eyes would roll to if i ever ate at "cafe gratitude"