Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Here's why signing in is good for you.
Raise your hand if you're a Leafs fan and want the Bruins to win. Now use that hand to punch yourself in the mouth.
Probably the best part about my new suede capris is how they're soft, ever so soft, soft like a nice fairy's soft vagīna.
my name is miley cyrus and youre watching disney channel pic.twitter.com/aCehkGe4mL
think twice before you judge someone who's wearing a fanny pack. they could have kittens or drugs in there
I'm pretty positive that I have one of the best boyfriends in the whole world. 😍
Don't beg for anyone to stay in your life.
If they want to be a part of your life, they will stay.
Just had an idea for a book that'd be a good screenplay that'd make a great short that'd be an amazing blog that's totally a tweet.
If this game doesn't have your heart beating extraneously high, I don't know what will.
The Beatles.
The Killers.
The Cure.
The Smiths.
The Strokes.
The Reversa, mami, The reversa.