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IM SO PROUD OF YOU!! FOR WHATEVER YOU ACCOMPLISHED OR DIDNT ACCOMPLISH TODAY JUST KNOW THAT IM GLAD YOU MADE IT HERE
If you go to a movie alone, sit next to a stranger and halfway through the trailers, breathe, "You here for the movie?"
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
not gonna lie, i like to dream about giving LSD to horses alot
the word 'gravity' in spanish is 'gravedad'. apples fall bc of gravedad. u may die bc of gravedad. gravedad is evreywhere all hail grave dad
rt if you don't have a twitter
Got caught farting at this bar. My defense was "Sorry. Old engine. She's burning oil." Ordered a round of "Old Yellers" soon after. Buffalo.
Raindrops on roses & whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles & warm woolen mittens. These are your basket ingredients today on Chopped
OK I JUST CALLED SANTA & TOLD HIM THAT UR A SUPER DUPER AMAZING PERSON. HE SAID “HO HO HO” THATS SANTA SPEAK FOR “I KNOW THEYRE GREAT!!!!!”
IF I HAD A SNCK FOR EVERYTIME I SAW U AND SAID “WOW….. THATS A BEAUTIFUL PERSON” I WOULD HAV LIKE A TRILLION AND 1 SNCKS
OMG U LOOK GREAT TONIGHT!!! OMG IM LITERALLY SHOWING PEACHES A PIC OF U AND SHE JUST SAID “MEOW” THAT MEANS “OMG BEAUTIFUL” IN PEACHES SPEAK