Today's winning prayer comes from Julie Goor of Winnetka, Illinois, who prayed, "Let Seabrook score the game-winner in OT!" Congrats, Julie!

You're mad at me because of what Y O U did. I will never understand that. 😣😒

If only 11:11 actually worked... 😔

I’m not perfect, but I’m loyal.

8th graders be excited for high school little do y'all know

Ya best friend gonna get pregnant👶

PeeJay going to jail

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Shit gone get real

I saw Mexico for the first time today. #Stoked pic.twitter.com/Zik3TvHgiZ

Blackhawks and Bruins going into an OT during the Stanley Cup Finals.. And Grass is Green.

imagine if you had the persistence and the drive of the Adobe Reader Updater

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i ate cereal for all 3 meals today fight me

My tweets are produced by Rick Rubin. Rick lays on a couch, I show him each tweet and if he shakes his head no, I don't send it.

I just stood up off the couch to try to see the puck when it was along the near boards and that’s why I won’t do any Miss Utah jokes.

Crawford needs some lessons about stopping pucks from my jaw.

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Probably the best part about my new suede capris is how they're soft, ever so soft, soft like a nice fairy's soft vagīna.