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Attention Kmart shoppers, we will be closing in ten minutes, snake heaven is real
I love how the phrase 'catcalls' is trending. It's like Twitter in the 1950s.
this kush smells like broccoli. wait I think this kush is broccoli . wait i think I'm having dinner with my family
The scariest part of Halloween is that it's another day in the continual struggle of existence.
Sometimes I wish I was 25 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world.
"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips." How would you know unless you also weren't closing your eyes?
when ppl try to make plans it feels like an attack
your name is zach with a k? kach?? lol that's a weird way to spell it are your parents stupid or something
[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"