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Have a Blessed Good Friday!!!!!
I like how they say jogging will add five years onto your life as if you'd want another five years of jogging.
Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
Be cool now, don't let her know you're really a whale
*sips wine just as she makes a funny joke causing it to shoot from the top of my head*
One can't be angry when one looks at a penguin - JOHN RUSKIN
Schrödinger really should have taken into account the fact that cats can exist or not exist according to their own will.
i just got crucified, and boy are my arms tired! whoa tough crowd. but i guess i'll hang around. lol. anyway more like BAD friday amirite
"Jesus died for your sins" is just a higher-stakes version of "Your grandmother made that sweater for you."