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Thanks everyone! My bday is actually Sunday, but I went bowling with some wonderful nerds tonight since I'll be talking about zombies then!
When someone else's happiness is your happiness, that's love.
Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
it's important to be a disaster
is it so wrong to want a harem of boys at my disposal? asking for a friend
Hotels care so much about the environment that they print 50 paper cards about it and put them in every room
Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.
bill cosby... freakin cut it out dude. god
Heard the guy trying on skinny jeans & telling the assistant he's married. Not sure why he got offended when I asked "who's the lucky guy?"
I don't care how put together you think your life is, we've all got some Amanda Bynes in us.
the crushing weight of emptiness