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imagine how mad u could make those grammar dork types if u earnestly used words like "hitherto" but spelt it "hither2". doin that hence4th
is there anything more terrifying than eye contact
Hey restaurants, stop over thinking onion rings. Just do onion rings.
Things I’m bad at: singing. Things I do a lot: sing.
Grandma has silver eyeshadow on. Looks like the Tin Man gave her a facial.
Obama: “also: why hasn’t Sony released The Last Guardian? Terrorists will probably ask for that next”
nothing was the same since park and rec ended
i would tell you to come back but i'm starting to believe you were never really here at all
You should always listen to your inner voice. Unless it's boring.