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Hi this is lukes mum my son is a lil shit
The first time I saw a boob, I congratulated the girl on 'growing such a magnificent blob'.
I was weird.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. MARGARET MEAD
Just watched Kanye West give the most terrifying PowerPoint presentation I've ever seen.
"So I Married an Axe Murderer" was the last movie before everyone whitened their teeth.
If a woman asks you to guess her age, always subtract 10 years from your estimate. IMPORTANT: Do NOT do this if she's in her early twenties.