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I think you're all fantastic for wanting to make people laugh. That's like, a super nice thing to do.
Cocaine is fun cuz its always that slight risk of getting addicted and ruining ur life, which is always exciting
*finds celebrity's phone*
Bro check for nudes!
*Retweets my tweets from their account*
I dont want no slugs
A slug is a bug that cant get no love from me
Hidin in the trees i climb laughin when I find
slime on all of the leaves
[Sees a hot girl]
To self: say something cool
Outloud: "once I cried after losing in the finals of a Magic: The Gathering tournament"
watch out for boys who can read fast bc those are the ones who watch a lot of anime & they have unrealistic marksmanship standards for women
all this cocaine and yet u still have ur nose in my business
“Sir you can’t bring that in here”
It’s my anxiety donkey
“There’s no such-“
You’re upsetting her
Oh hey, just read that Amber Vinson has recovered from Ebola! That's good news.
cant hang bro im charging my vape pen
how do i tell my dad i love him but only like a friend
Most of you would love to get Ebola for the attention.
taylor swift, the rapper drake, and adolf hitler walk into a bar. ebola gamergate isis. bartender look at camera and shrugs
Taylor Swift picked the absolute worst week to release "Welcome to New York"