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Thank the force it's Friday
I'm the only person on the bus so it feels like I just got a deal on a limo.
Turkey turnt (adj): The act of getting inappropriately drunk on Thanksgiving. So much so that you're concerned no one will ever speak to you
Happy Free Excuse To Wander Around Target Day!!!
*looks up from phone*
I used to work at Target so every Black Friday I have violent flashbacks
*Star Wars trailer opens*
"Next December... The legend continues..."
"Star Wars: Jar Jar's Podracing Midichlorians"
I've never been shopping on Black
Friday, but I did pull a baseball bat on my mom one time, so I sort of have.
I'm going to post this every day for one year https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=738449332901169&id=727776603968442&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&_rdr …