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please, call me charles chew. charleston is my father.
just saw a girl in all denim smash her face on concrete after trying to hop a fence she could have walked around and I think I'm in love
Passed a numbered parking space labeled "RESERVED - 69" and I winked at my dude and said "Not if you're doin' it right." I'm 31 years old.
every woman i interacted wtih today said "why are you wearing a microsoft shirt" and to them i said "it was free" and none of them liked it
If you type Animal House (1978) into a free translator and convert it to Russian then back to english, it comes back as Barn 
pretending to love yourself because you don't really love yourself is the new black
from holding hands to holding throats
Re-watching the Oscars for a fourth time
some people are artists and some people are art and some are both
don't cry because it's over, cry because it'll haunt you for the rest of your life