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I can't sleep because I have to stay up and think about all the mistakes I've ever made until it's so late that I've ruined tomorrow
"i dont like country music, theyre always whining about stuff" oh i thought you would love it... since you're whining a shitload right now
How did ppl ruin friendships and relationships before jenga?
Women are like the force, you want to stay away from their dark side
Mets fans gonna leave it in tonight and rightly so
i remember the first time i had ham.
nineteen ninety uh
six i think
ME: Hey wanna see a movie and chill?
HER: Sure, which one?
ME: Have you ever seen, um [nervously looks at note on hand] Netflix?
to my weakest son goes the caramel popcorn. to oldest, most trysted son goes the plain. and to scrooty. my precious angel. cheese popcorn
If you drink your Coke with no ice you don't need a Halloween costume because you are a monster.