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Worst things the parents do in Home Alone:
3. Never punish Buzz
2. Forget one of their kids
1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza
That tiny pocket inside jean pockets is perfect for carrying one of those capsules that expand into a spongy dinosaur in water, just FYI
write five sylables,
then seven for the next line,
then five; haiku's done!
Son when I was your age, we had to build our own Transformers. Just kidding, we bought them too. Son I just need to feel superior to someone
*slams truck door* So my daughter's mad at me
There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither selfie nor selfy, nor is there male and female, for u are all one in Christ Jesus. Galatians 3:28
WHAT A GREAT DAY TO HAVE AIR IN YOUR LUNGS AND A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD
Santorum is wrong to compare Obamacare to Apartheid because unlike Obamacare, many Republicans supported Apartheid.