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pizza not only fills an empty stomach but an empty heart as well
yeah your friend was talking big shit until I started shuffling my yugioh deck, now "everything's cool." whatever
Looking at Ann Coulter makes you die faster.
Once I ran a marathon so fast that I travelled back in time and finished last in the previous year's race
Someone just favorited a tweet...that you DELETED FOUR YEARS AGO. Ghost Tweet coming to theaters Halloween 2014
one love: pizza
Assumptions people make if you don't immediately reply to a text:
1) You hate them
2) You died
479) You're driving lawfully
After spying on World of Warcraft, the NSA learned that Al-Qaeda are "major noobs" who caused an instance wipe & pissed off the whole guild
I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Trying to explain why I hacked his email and broke up with his girlfriend for him.
I just scrolled past a photo of Nelson Mandela without liking it & my doctor just called regarding my test results. I didn't have any tests
This is the best time of year to use the "eat everything you want and then cry" diet.
"It's not you, it's me."