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There’s a lady who’s sure handicap accessibility extends to the afterlife, and she’s suing for a rampway to heaven.
Ariana Grande featuring Iggy Azalea - We Will Make You Wish Music Wasn't a Thing
Bars should have a drink called the 'Your Number' so when guys ask for waitress numbers they get a fish bowl of Schlitz for $40.
Calendars can lie.
Clocks can be reset.
The time traveller didn't believe he was in 2014 until he read the tweet "Sriracha pickles are bae."
I bet whoever created Monopoly thought "This'll be a crushing indictment of capitalism" & the 1st people who played were like "I GET THE CAR
Ferntastic! (ugh sorry but seriously watch it right now it's so friggin funny) : http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/83609486f9/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-brad-pitt …
Uganda Be The Laziest Comic I've Ever Seen
me:can I get a ride to the mall
me:this isnt the mall
murderer:oh I thought u said a ride to the woods to get murdered
[Cop pulls me over]
"Sir why are you sweating so much?"
Well the dead body in my trunk was heavy.
I meant alive body
if evolution is real how come we say.., i swear to GOD why don't we say i swear to SCIENCE oh that's right it's because science isnt real
PRANK: die in the back of a cab