Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Sweatpants to court? Amanda Bynes might be a living Simpsons character.
My 6-year-old literally just told me to "grow up" but I don't care because I'm rubber and he's glue.
People that don't train and still are amazing runners piss me off.
NFL Announces Plans To Replace Footballs With Pugs. "The Dog Will Probably Die When It Gets Thrown Really Far," Said Commissioner Goodell.
why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
Short girls are the cutest!
Not all relationships are meant to last forever, some of them are just a good life lesson toward finding what you really want.
Lemme put some money on this game.
2-1 Bayern or 2-1 Dortmund.
Retweet for Bayern. Favourite for Dortmund.
"I've got to go. My Cornetto is melting up my arm" is the best excuse ever for ending a phone call.
Somewhere there’s a wiener dog named Wyniener Rider and that’s what gets me through.
I feel stupid for liking you.