Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Dinner with Ed went really well
Being in NYC makes me worry I'll get mugged or Alec Baldwin will call me a fag. I mean, it'll be funny because it's Alec Baldwin, but still.
Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
"Don’t worry about anyone else. Just go out there and show what you can do." - Monsters University.
If I can't have long luxurious pubes then no one can!
PSA: IF HE CHEATS WITH YOU, HE WILL CHEAT ON YOU, HOE.
Hearing news that your ex is now a coke addict feels good.
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman... it doesn't matter if it's Visa or Mastercard.
Coke is one of the only products where people prefer the Mexican version.
Steph curry easily the greatest liteskin dude to ever live
FACT: People never care until it's too late.
"you're always there for everybody's problems.. who's there for you?"
do u ever bring ur pet up to a mirror and ur just like
“that is you"