I am The Lord thy God, the Everlasting Father, King of Kings and Creator of the Universe, and I demand to be taken seriously as an artist.

Taylor Lautner VS Robert Pattinson

RT para Taylor Lautner
FAV para Robert Pattinson pic.twitter.com/pKZT5ITLmf

After 2 1/2 years of chemotherapy I will officially be a cancer survivor after today ❤ pic.twitter.com/qG28QqWTaR

Just ate some organic pancakes. Or sand dollars. Hard to say really.

fun senior prank: cover the whole school with gasoline and then light it on fire so we can all go home

pic.twitter.com/cGnDSemI6U

Giraffes play leapfrog when we're not looking. pic.twitter.com/XELS95bQb5

Today I met @onedirection guys. A great picture with them. Greetings!! pic.twitter.com/aeXJJnYTsz

i have 3 moods.

- skips every song on my ipod.
- lets the music play without interruption.
- plays the same song on repeat for days.

I'm literally the ONLY person on this train!! This is so weird! pic.twitter.com/mLyMgF0MgS

We have come up with a new scheme to disperse future EDL rioters.
We will fly overhead with a helicopter and drop Job Application Forms.

I like my coffee like I like my Sheryl Crow: STRONG ENOUGH TO BE MY MAN.

Real Madrid pic.twitter.com/jsBaioONad

Money is fine, Get you some. But, It is best used for generosity. I have never seen a Ryder truck following a hearse.

An English Chaplain plays the violin at an outdoor Church service in the desert for the British Army. Egypt, 1942 pic.twitter.com/md6U5KZON2