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If finals had more questions about Starbucks, yoga pants, Christmas movies and Luke Bryan, white girls wouldn't even have to study. Merica.
I just want to meet a nice girl, get married and then spend all my time on the computer pretending to have a farm.
it's just like whitney houston sang; hentai will always love you
Instagram trying to be like Vine Twitter & Snapchat…chill
"Stop giving away your content for free," my mom sobs on the phone. "No one will ever marry you if you give away your content for free"
*man walks into a bar*
*man glitches through the barrrrrrr*
"hello$$$$ goooood sir c#$n I //////$$$#$$#&*$##
So far the only thing on my Christmas list is a dune buggy.
Every time a guy on my basketball team gets hurt I look at the door hoping Bill Murray will run out. Never happens. Thanks a lot, Space Jam.
Fox News says Santa is white. Which means Santa already meets every requirement for being hired by Fox News.