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I never took a nude pic of me except for one time at a supermarket but that's becuz everyone was doing it at the same time me and Ray Liotta
sweet dreams everyone! and remember - all of this means nothing
Yeah ill take a pack of newports homie
Sorry sir thats not enough
Yeah I got a blue eyes white dragon bro thats it
people who use netflix to watch arrested development will never know the agony of waking up to the most godawful continuous dvd menu ever
my boyfriend is crying because he's sick but also horny
Nude images of myself are safely locked away inside the memories of my ex-girlfriends, much to my delight and their perpetual horror.
Why would you WANT to know what celebrities look like naked?? It's about the mystery! What's under that dress? 3 legs? Maybe! Who knows!
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And getting eaten by space teddy bears who will use our skulls as soup bowls.
2014 insult: Nice skinny jeans you hipster
2078 insult: Nice light rings you bio luminescent energy sphere
I want a woman who will hold my hand at the grocery store and Red Rover other couples holding hands.
8:00-12:00 misery, regret & grief
1:00-5:00 total emotional collapse