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Struggles produced blessings.
if you don't want me to be needy and insecure, then really show me how you feel about me.
haha, damn girl are you a pencil? 'cus you smell like number 2
she never answers
because she is, in fact, a pencil
*refills beautiful woman's wine glass* What do I do? Well, mostly post racist memes on Facebook and be a gigantic piece of shit
A group of physicists are saying that Super Mario Galaxy's gravity is unrealistic. Hey, don't forget ANYTHING SLIGHTLY SUPER MARIO RELATED.
[squirrel comes home]
WIFE: How was work?
SQUIRREL: It was nuts!
YOU: Jesus christ is he really tweeting this
oil rigs will now be known as waxophone
"Hey remember me? We used to be frien-"
Who? Sorry I don't speak English :)
I knew you were trouble when you retweeted your horoscope.