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You never hear mother-in-law complaints from comedians any more. That campaign they ran in the 70s must have improved standards immensely.
If you can't handle me when I'm drunk and moonwalking naked on the night bus, you don't deserve me when I'm mumbling apologies the next day.
Resisting the urge to tell someone constantly that you're really happy they exist
frank ocean got 30 minutes to drop his album before he disappoints the whole scientific community smh
Associate yourself with people of good quality, for it is better to be alone than in bad company.
i may not be your cup of tea but i'm miserable