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A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.
but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim
Legally changing my name to Target so my wife will love me more.
Aye, I got you a dollar.
Ooooo you almost had it .. you gotta be quicker than that!
Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.
ok guys making jokes about Amanda Bynes right now is like watching a person drown and yelling that their shirt is stupid
If Jerry Lewis thinks women aren't funny he clearly doesn't read every 17th tweet of mine.