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My quest for greatness has turned into a blind fumble for ok.
Hey guys, it's me Ben, and I went ahead and ordered a water balloon launcher that says it shoots 400 yards.
at the thrift store. can't get this wedding dress off so I'm wandering around with the back unzipped pretending I'm Miss Havisham
I want to get to know your mom.
MILF hour at grocery stores
People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends.
taking a picture with your middle finger up is a cool way to let me know you rent your appliances
the opposite of Frank Ocean is Vague River