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For me the number one rule of any creative project is FINISH IT. Every other rule pales in comparison to that one.
Introvert facts: they don't like parties. If u hug them, they kill u. If u see 1 outdoors, stay 300 ft away wait I'm thinking of bears again
I work hard so my dog can have a better life.
Pitbulls alarm clock is ten minutes of insanely loud rap air horns
When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go.
"Tom Brady went from being the GOAT to the goat" -Skip bayless,, tomorrow. I will bet any one on this website this happens
the knicks happen to be a bunch of guys in new york who sometimes play pickup basketball when my tv is on
me as a parent: yeah i only feed my kids organic gluten free pizza rolls and organic gluten free chicken nuggets
[pulls harmonica from mouth] maybe we should see other people
I wish I could live in the world that 80s cereal commercials promised.