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Blake called Kirsten Dunst "Christian Dunst" and "Kristyn Duns" tonight to her face because he's not of this world pray for him
"I can't live in a world where you don't exist" (Twilight)
Subtweets are tricky because I can be like "😪 I love him so much but he doesn't love me" I could be talking about my right foot who knows
it's cold outside but i'm still looking like a thottie because a ho never gets cold
Someone please explain Sandler & Young to me.
hey guys who like star wars haha just kidding like I'd talk to you
"No son, leave Santa beer and pretzels"
But daddy, Santa likes-
[gently puts hand on his head]
"do what I say or he's not coming"
*acts like idc but I actually really do like really I can't stop thinking about how much I care*
My heart goes out to the families of those NYPD officers tonight.
reasons to order pizza
5.) or else we will find you
last night I dreamed I was having dinner with FLOTUS when she complimented my outfit
"Thanks," I said, "this dress represents capitalism"