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My leg accidentally touched the shower curtain this morning. Goodbye leg. You were a good leg.
The Force Awakens is less than a year away
Tell your date you got him an Edible Arrangement then push his head into your crotch
i think a lot but i dont think i think about the right thoughts. i think about what others think about what i think about
Don't try to understand a girl.
If you do, then either you'll go mad.. or you'll start loving her.
i woke up like this EXAUSTO
In French pubic lice are papillons d’amour, ‘butterflies of love’.
Last day before break nice nice nice
You need to think about the future. 500 caterpillars might not be the gift you wanted, but just you wait, it's going to be beautiful.
How To Teach Your Family How The Thermostat Works
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