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give me candy or receive lifelong torment from my candle magic
i've been listening to 1989 since monday and i can't stop picturing driving shotgun next to harry and he can't his eyes off me.
Sometimes I wish I was 25 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world.
"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips." How would you know unless you also weren't closing your eyes?
when ppl try to make plans it feels like an attack
your name is zach with a k? kach?? lol that's a weird way to spell it are your parents stupid or something
[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"
When my friends tell me they're going on vacation, I say "Get out of town!" and they're like lol we are doing that! Love to have friends
ANYONE REMEMBER THIS?? ^^^ they were baddies
For a fast Halloween costume, simply don't go to any parties. Now you're a ghost at those parties. Ghost costume. Spooky. Done.
Rush Limbaugh blames feminists for street harassment of women. He also blames broccoli for what gravy's done to his arteries.
"...AAAACTUALLY, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor. Not the monster." -- why I don't get invited to many Halloween parties