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Beers, boobies and beaches. Merica.
What idiot called them coffins and not mourning wood
The way characters in horror movies feel when the phone rings is the way I always feel when the phone rings.
it's about time we had a Disney princess who bites her nails and picks her nose and wears glasses and has bangs and a shitty credit score
This Memorial Day weekend, please remember those who died defending America as you pass out in a pool of vomit at your neighbor's barbecue.
Life needs more sweet tea. Merica.
I got interviewed by the Boston Globe. They are nice. http://www.bostonglobe.com/arts/2013/05/23/with-daily-grace-videos-comedian-grace-helbig-builds-fan-base-online/ntPCVNQ4X4WG0SrkjFNCvK/story.html …
Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home.
Take a look in the envelope. That's right, it's every poem you ever wrote in high school. Just get me the cash, or I go public.
My kids said the robot voice in the bridge of "Get Lucky" sounds like "we'll rub a Mexican monkey" & now I can't hear it any other way
"He's no longer updating iTunes." - A very modern way of saying someone died
A cleaning service of men who think a hot girl is coming over in 20 minutes.
Many of you have written in, asking how a grown man with a family knows so much about Pokemon. And my answer is that I am very cool