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What a coincidence! Your jokes about the free U2 album also cost nothing, suck and appear on my computer without my permission.
The corniest things in the world are the sweetest things.
A lot of angry drinking in Glasgow right now and always.
I'm sorry I didn't call you back it's just because I don't like you
It feels like Scotland just faked a pregnancy
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no matter what happens with Scotland, I hope this has inspired Texas to secede
It's like my grandpa always said "LET ME OUT OF THIS WEIRD BOX" because we kept him in that weird box
*attempts to karate chop several boards* Can one of you ladies call 911
[leaning over the royal baby's crib and whispering] i hope you're proud of yourself you peace of shit