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Chatty cab drivers, I know you're just being nice to get tips. Drunk me is aware but doesn't care. Here's too much money.
sup twitter friends, how is life?
My dog tap-danced into his crate tonight then slammed the door shut locked it himself and gave a sarcastic thumbs up
Beyoncé ru ever looking at someone on instagram wishing u had their life