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Thinking about calling my comedy "organic" so I can charge more.
Ya, I don't know why my house has a doorbell either, just come on in.
bored white suburban teens are the most dangerous people in the world
I haven't talked to my best friend in 2 days & the 1st thing I texted him today was hey where is Chateau Nuit? I need to make an appearance.
[at pet store] Well I didn't find the snakes I was looking for here, thanks anyway. *trenchcoat is clearly hissing*
today is YOUR day! the sun is up and about just for you!! enjoy it and do something really neat today!
I've been playing The Last of Us: Remastered for an hour every morning before work and it feels like watching the best show on TV right now.
FOX News just asked Sarah Palin if she was worried about The Dow & she replied that she's not even Buddhist.
*snaps pool cue in half* *throws one piece to Geico and one piece to Progressive* Let's see who wants me more.