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Selfie Stick - Picture taking device used when the internet has made you so socially awkward you can't ask a stranger to take a pic for you
don't forget to get attached and ruin your life
I just thought about Mortdecai
Late night trip to DUANE READE!!!
*runs into lost and found*
HELP I LOST SOMETHING
"Sir remain calm. What did you-"
I LOST MY VIRGINITY
*hi5s so hard their arms break*
I don't have time to not have time
Excited to announce that my body is finally beach ready. (good enough to be thrown into the ocean)
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