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imma radical feminist *does a grind on the patriarchy* a super gnarly feminist *eats pizza* a tubular feminist *pops a wheelie*
hot girl at bar was checking me out so I worked up courage to walk over and tell her its not nice to stare at someone while they're crying
No I not
Jet fuel does not melt steel beams.... 911 was an inside job
"Spirits are u there?
I S H O U L D B E T H E S T A R N O T T H A T F U C K E N M I D G E T
"A Luigi board?"
hos > bros
“FBI Arrests Three Teenage Girls En Route to Join ISIS”. And that’s why the Teen Choice Awards have absolutely no validity.
My sister's friend posted YOLOWEEN! as her Facebook status so I just blocked her and her entire family.
lots of couples use whipped cream in the bedroom
"I'd rather not say"
ITS BECAUSE I USED TO BE A CANNIBAL ISNT CHERYL
Overthinking is my worst enemy.
yeah im big into S&M - spaghetti and meatballs!!
Henry VIII: "Think I'll beheading...."
*everyone tenses up*
"...to chapel after breakfast."
*the court breathes a collective sigh of relief*