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my spirit animal is a couch with a bunch of cigarette burns on it
every kiss begins with touch her butt and buy her pizza
smoke her out touch her butt and buy two large pizzas
never heard an accent I didnt enjoy. theyre such a delightful phenomenon, audible geographical history
It's under 50 degrees in LA right now!
There's actual frost forming around our phoniness.
It's high noon. Two dads wearing "World's Greatest Dad" face each other. A tumbleweed rolls by. The town watches on. There can only be one.
SLIDE AROUND THE HOUSE IN UR SOCKS!!! ITS SO FUN!! BUT BE CAREFUL! DONT HURT YOURSELF!!!