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I will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
I love Tolkien but dude can imagine talking trees and mind altering jewelry and he didn't think to put more than 3 or 4 women in his world?
"And when you saw only one set of footprints, It was then / that I put on those shoes with the wheels in them and then just BLAZED"
Kobe 3-for-15 and missed the game winning shot. Ya know, just like Jordan!
ate 2 much popcorn now i am in a popcorn coma.
always SNCK responsibly
I dont need college mom i follow uberfacts on twitter
RT IF YOUR BODY SCARES YOU
I'll believe you are secure and happy with your faith in Jesus when you stop trying to involve me.
if you send me snapchats of you smoking weed or flexing weed i'm just gonna assume that you're a loser
I thought I was in for an ordinary Friday night -- Next thing I know, I'm taking advantage of my favorite retailer's extended holiday hours
How to prep for a date:
1) Take a shot to calm down
3) Take another shot
4) Get dressed
5) shake another tot
6) get out of shower
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun
*drinks several beers*
Ok my anaconda changed its mind
I want a puppy in the streets and a puppy in the sheets. Basically, I just really want a puppy.
Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity.