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Cop: WE HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED. COME OUT WITH UR HANDS-
*11-yr old grabs megaphone bc its take-your-child-to-work day*
-ON YOUR BUTT, LOL
TV IDEA: Parents are shown a table holding all the money they've ever spent on their child. They then get to choose the money or the child.
PRO TIP: If, upon finishing the dishes, someone immediately puts a dirty dish in the sink, hit them as hard as possible with a closed fist.
men are so used to occupying a position of worship that when women are critical or simply indifferent towards them it's read as hatred
I think if we all took a deep breath and considered things from both sides we would see that I am right and everyone else is wrong
Pterodactyls were such pompous idiots, spelling their name with a silent p before the alphabet even existed. Glad they went extinct.
Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.
a new makeover show where I'm the host & i'm like u look really good!!! then we get milkshakes & laugh at men who think their opinions count
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY & I WANT TO FIGHT A MAN WITH MY BARE HANDS
i skyped my nephew (3) earlier & he was listing the names of all his friends and at the end he was like "and me! i'm my friend". my kin