Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
...which is fine. but it's fudge.
Shout out to all my deaf people.
Love thy neighbor*.
*unless gay, non-Christian, poor, have preexisting condition, on the pill...
Jesus was all about conditional love.
Son, it's time we had the talk. There are things you need to know. Where do I start...Ok, Splinter the rat found 4 baby turtles in the sewer
Prank: paint a snake silver, put it in a box, and ask a friend, "hand me that wire?" when they try to grab the snake, hit them with a pipe
REGGIE MILLER: if wisconsin keeps scorin more points than arizona they got a good chance of winning this game
KEVIN HARLAN: my wife left me
Is it true if you walk into any Outback Steakhouse and beat up the owner it becomes your Outback Steakhouse?
tonight my beard from high school is visiting, she was my prom date for two years, and i'm taking her to a gay bar
the circle is complete
There is no Hell but there is the comments section.
TEEN SENT HOME FROM FIELD TRIP AFTER DRUG OVERDOSE: "why'd you pop 10 tylenols dude"
"i thought itd get me high lol"