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fave if you're paying attention i just need to know how many people are about to hear this
tell someone you love and appreciate them!!!! it could make their entire day!!!
it might seem like i know everything but honestly i still don't know how to answer the question "are we human or are we dancer?"
please no one steal my stripper name diabetease
were you ever the only kid to stay up all night at a sleepover? were you that kid every time? addicted to the loneliness...and the power?
Been about you and I'm still about you
Please send money:
C/O Andy Lassner
I mean sure Hot Pockets look good...
But Average Pockets have way better personalities and they'll probably let you do butt stuff...
Go into a Walmart and yell it. If it feels natural, pick a different name for your baby.
go to bed so i can go to bed
Wait for it, someone gonna photoshop Patrick’s suprise face next to PG’s leg
my generation in office is gonna legalize every drug and make the national anthem we dem boyz