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If the conversation is getting shorter with you, it most definitely is getting longer with someone else.
had this honey jar stuck on my head for about a year now, cant say ive tried to get it off, i dont care. just live with the cards your dealt
"Full House" was on and my husband changed the channel. I'm filing for divorce.
Join the Dark Side, we have tomorrow off
Never trust someone who hasn't seen Star Wars
always leave them wanting less
tears are just thoughts that don't want to live
420 cry in my lap
mistake: my body
What does Game of Thrones have in common with Twitter: 140 Characters
A true stoner wouldn’t even know today is 4-20.
It turns out the Easter bunny is actually a dust bunny. At least, that's what I caught in the traps I put out.