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I'd be fun if people's voices sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument.
i see ur not interested
did i forget 2 mention im captain of my bowling team
[talking extra loud so government can hear] I actually love paying taxes. most people just don't respect the government enough if you ask me
y teach ur dog how 2 roll over when it can roll blunts
As the old mime saying goes: "I quit."
My head is overflowing with thoughts.
Relationship status: Tortilla chips.
what if on paul revere's midnight ride he yelled "the boys are back in town" that would have been dope. anyway my biggest weakness is probab
"Yer a wizard Harry"
"No yerra gizzard Larry"
Hagrid you're drunk
*Hagrid falls over, whispers* Yrawzdhry
4-year-old daughter: Can we have a cake?
Me: Do you have something worth celebrating?
4: I’m pretty.
Me: *buys a cake*