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I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED BUGS just listen to the crickets in my heart
If your baby doesn't have a corporate sponsorship partner then I'm not sure I want them hanging around my daughter Mazda Buffalo Wild Wings.
A duck sweats nervously from afar while he watches a beaver visiting her imprisoned husband at the zoo. In her arms is a baby platypus.
Feeling as vulnerable as the “e” in Lorde tonight.
I want to tell you that when I say "I don't care" I really mean: I care so much it keeps me awake. I mean "I love you even when I'm sober".
Can't tell if I want the entire world to burn in a fiery apocalypse or if I'm just a little bit hungry
what was it girl
is my hollister shirt 2 much 4 u
When a couple paints their bedroom dark red & you're like "We GET it, you have bad taste."
Girl, are you Kano from Mortal Kombat because you literally ripped my heart out. Also who yelled finish him before you did it, your new man?
My tweets are very bad but there is a lot of them. I'm the Golden Corral of twitter
I'll be an adult when I don't think staying up all night is the only possible way to make an 8 AM flight.
It's like the women in this bar don't know how close I am to getting my own apartment.
Knowledge exists potentially in the human soul like the seed in the soil; by learning the potential becomes actual.
"The end." - Quentin Tarantino starting a bedtime story