CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT NIALL'S WEARING A FLOWER CROWN AND THE HOT BOY IN THE 1ST ROW pic.twitter.com/i2smxQ732g

I loved you. Remember that.

RT si chocolate blanco. FAV si chocolate negro. RT+FAV si TODAS pic.twitter.com/1Qykn3c8wC

My name is Jack and I am the cutest puppy-daddy in the world. I also like ribbons in my hair, kissing all the boys and @coolcaiti a LOT! <3

This is the story of a dedicated fan base, who after years of anticipation, was justly rewarded with 15 new episodes on @netflix. #AD2013

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby.

There is a remote control shortcut to skip unavoidable trailers, title screens and warnings in DVDs, simply press STOP STOP PLAY.

im stuck in a tree again and i refuse to learn from mistakes

Hope everyone has a safe holiday weekend. Remember to wipe front to back.

Check to see if I follow you before you tweet about drugs, weed or pot. I’m #not #interested.

Why yes, I am ignoring you.

Going through my son's Sherlock Holmes book, replacing this word with "exclaimed" wherever it appears. pic.twitter.com/Wfw4Lr0Ww8

Checking my phone one more time before I go to sleep because apparently 533 times wasn’t enough today.

.@arnettwill I know people make fun of me & my family’s outfits but they won’t be laughing when I definitely own the San Diego Zoo by 2016.

If you still:

Carry her bags,
Open the door for her
Tell her that shes beautiful,
And show her respect.

You're a real man.