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WHAT IS LOVE? OH MY ! ITS THAT BEAUTIFUL FEELING THAT FEELS LIKE YOUVE HUGGED A BILLION PUPPIES IN THE WARM SUN IN A FIELD OF A FLOWERS
i miss myself
I stared doing the thing in movies where you hang up without saying goodbye and I've lost all my friends and my job
Relationships are simply about finding someone whose farts you can tolerate long enough.
You snooze, you win (cause you are still in bed)
me, walking away from an explosion without watching, like a badass, but instead it's a fight i instigated between 2 strangers at Best Buy
The white girls were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Ugg boots danced in their heads.
You should always begin your cover letter with, "Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling."
"save me a seat I'll be right back" - rosa parks
Between myself and Kanye West, we've won a total of 21 Grammy Awards. Are we heroes? No, we're just very, very, very talented.
rt if you would marry pizza