Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself & the stupidity you get yourself into.
Me: *sits down* OW!
Wife: How many ninja stars do you have in your pockets?
"U can legally stab someone if u suspect they're a Gary."
-no you can't
*pulling knife from sheath*
"Sounds like somthin a Gary would say"
today i am interested in jewelry
dogs are the purest form of love anyone can ever experience
If you don't go after what you want, you will never have it.
Yo my email is firstname.lastname@example.org.
The problem these days is that some people think apologising, crying & being kind is weak when in reality that's what makes you strong.
Retweet if you're half-assing it at work right now because ALMOST THE 3-DAY WEEKEND!
…favorite if your boss follows you.
make like a dad and leave
Liteskin privilege running amok https://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/601836716148793344 …
Why are a ‘wise man’ and a ‘wise guy’ opposites?
It's cold outside. I think I'll stay in and watch hockey.