Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
but if we have a mutual why dont you favourite this for an indirect
Wife worried. Apparently at 2AM I sat up in bed & rage-screamed, "'TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS'? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?"
Hey!! Thanks for the Teen Choice Awards nominations!!
After you click "not now" on a software update, really stick it to your computer by doing a few bars of "Cat's in the Cradle."
Just did the math on sharing. No.
"911, what's your emergency?" "Arrested Development isn't on yet." "Sir, that's not an emergency." "I'm white." "We're sending someone now."
Black people love fried chicken. Because they are human beings with working taste buds.
Why can't you just tell me what you feel, because how you act is confusing me.
if you're Italian, it's perfectly legal to go into any Olive Garden and start breaking shit
Imagine proudly telling your grandchildren about the celebrities you bullied on twitter
Any agnostic who retweets this has a 50% chance of going to hell for eternity.