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I'm on Last Comic Standing, Dave. Not your mom. https://twitter.com/daveanthony/status/626572534125854720 …
Flores is still in the game because Citi Field dugouts only have payphones.
Stoner my lifestyle
Worried bout a hater? not me
Don't let yourself stay sad.
a human vegetable
Bachelor #1 is the owner of swords and snakes. He's been a virgin for 35 years. Say hi to Jeffrey.
The WiFi was out at home for 30 minutes tonight, so I had to talk to my family like a freakin caveman if anyone likes a man who can rough it
"Let's turn this houseslice into a homeslice" i whisper to myself before making a new friend
Favorite this tweet to send me a hug. https://twitter.com/cakeis_not_alie/status/626538477786521600 …
NYC: Hey screening something cool TONIGHT at the Angelika tonight. FREE. Houston & Mercer. Ask for THE SICKENING. Two shows 930 and 1030.
I was held back in 4th grade for callin airports "plane stations." i also didnt grasp fractions but the airport thing was def the main issue