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I wish my phone could auto charge itself.
I'm drunk who wanna kiss
ur mom wears condoms as socks and her favorite song is tv snow at volume 11
Don't let your pet dog smoke marijuana . Speak with him about it. Buy her some pamphlets
ProTip: Asking to disable account does not protect you. Most sites have NO way to delete you. A lie. Replace your data with fake instead.
*texts dude at the boston tea party* yo.................................... could i get a plus 3?
I don't think I've ever told you guys this... I don't like my bacon crispy.
If you're never happy and you know it stare at me in silence.
"oh jesus christ, I don't want to deal with this" : the I Got An Email Story