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I am in such a good mood!
I asked kids an important question - “What is love?”
You'll get to do both! https://twitter.com/leighmunsil/status/698239046594797570 …
before u preface a sentence with "i'm not gay, but.." consider the possibility that nobody gives a shit.
For Lent I gave up carbohydrates...
And 2 days later I gave up Catholicism...
What misstakes? IMO u miss 100% of the takes u dont take https://twitter.com/makeyourFTs/status/698231982828945412 …
PARTY TIP: At any given moment, 93% of us are scientifically proven to be within 15 minutes or 55 feet of a nice hot pizza.
trying to figure out how to "have it all" without having to leave the house
You might worship Kanye,Beyonce,& Newton- but Peyton show's us what a REAL winner looks like http://www.sbnation.com/2016/2/12/10978204/despite-kanye-west-and-beyonce-peyton-manning-still-wins-with-class … pic.twitter.com/4k7mNjh47N
What wives want for Valentine's Day:
1st year: flowers
5th year: chocolate
10th year: jewelry
20th year: to be left the hell alone
me: Happy Chinese New Year!
wife: you should say “Lunar" New Year
me: oh sorry
wife: so what’s for dinner?
me: How about Chi- err…Lunar food