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Hot summer nights, mid July, when you and I were forever wild.
Being a gay dad, I wear many different hats - having the tenderness of a mom and the playfulness of a dad.
BUT LET'S BE REAL - I LOVE HATS.
the best way to let people know you're horny is to start bouncing in your chair and pretend you're revving an imaginary motorcycle
Is your name Homework? Cause I'm not doing you, but I definitely should be.
99.9% of my sentences start with:
oh my god
Belieber-I don't care what you say! No one cares!
Me-Beliebers are annoying...
Belieber-what did you say?! I'm gonna kill you!
GUYS/GIRLS!!! IF SOMEONE CHEATS LEAVE THEM!! ITS NOT OKAY!! BUY A WATERMELON AND EAT IT IN THE SUN WITH OUT THEM!!!