Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the "life of the party."
Build-A-Bear won't let you stuff your animal with asbestos or bees so what's the point
If a girl asks you a question, its better to just give her the truth, chances are she's asking you because she already knows the answer.
I'll earnestly listen to Kanye's new lyrics for 3 seconds before I picture Kim Kardashian and then it's 100% toilet flush.
How I flirt: *So, you like Hockey?*
Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.
Let's see who rules Twitter!
Short VS Tall
Retweet: 5'6 and under
Favorite: 5'7 and over
David Stern, "From this point on, Lebron turnovers count as two points for the Heat."