Yo! I did @chris_kendall_'s YouTube panel show, with @kickthepj @jacksgap @pleasantryan @emmablackery & @deanitsomfg!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MN1G2_46LA&list=LLR2scj6uM8L1x1nkYTlpFrw&feature=mh_lolz …

.@droz could bigfoot’s pennis fit inside me ?

Nice to meet @onedirection today. pic.twitter.com/LEPgkhiyM0

Working on some names for my Bon Iver cover band: 1. Cinnabon Iver, 2. Bon Thugs 'N Iver, 3. Good Iver.

I am The Lord thy God, the Everlasting Father, King of Kings and Creator of the Universe, and I demand to be taken seriously as an artist.

Taylor Lautner VS Robert Pattinson

RT para Taylor Lautner
FAV para Robert Pattinson pic.twitter.com/pKZT5ITLmf

After 2 1/2 years of chemotherapy I will officially be a cancer survivor after today ❤ pic.twitter.com/qG28QqWTaR

fun senior prank: cover the whole school with gasoline and then light it on fire so we can all go home

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.@drphil can u give my cat breast implants

Giraffes play leapfrog when we're not looking. pic.twitter.com/XELS95bQb5

Good news for mapmakers: Items can have attribute modifiers. It's possible to make a bow that slows the holder, helm that buffs health, etc

Today I met @onedirection guys. A great picture with them. Greetings!! pic.twitter.com/aeXJJnYTsz

i have 3 moods.

- skips every song on my ipod.
- lets the music play without interruption.
- plays the same song on repeat for days.

I'm literally the ONLY person on this train!! This is so weird! pic.twitter.com/mLyMgF0MgS