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In high school I was voted most likely to be 3 raccoons in a trench coat
stuck between idk & idc
Protip: Men don't really care about your feelings and they just pretend to listen.
Don't fall for it!
God: What's that?
Noah: The aquarium
God: For what?
Noah: The fish
God: Fish can survive floods
Noah: *kicks llama* YOU SAID EVERY ANIMAL
Snoop Dogg posted a pic of himself in white guy make-up calling himself Todd. I don't want to get all political, but my god love Snoop Dogg.
I havent gotten laid in 3.5 million years
King Triton and Ariel are the Billy Ray and Miley of the sea. Famous dad raises singing daughter who goes wild and boy crazy in her teens.