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My son gets CRAZY excited when my wife paints her toenails. We may have a little choreographer on our hands.
A pixie cut is a cry for help.
im a fake geek girl. i was synthesized in a lab. i am made of math and science. i cannot be defeated
You haven’t seen awkward until you’ve seen me try to let another driver go first at a 4-way stop.
When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.
Just poked myself in the eye trying to take off the glasses that weren't on my face.
Merica. Memorial Day weekend. Let's get nasty.
Medical marijuana would be taken more seriously if it didn't have names like Maui Wowie or Bob Marley's Taint or whatever.
The word "bae" << wtf is a "bae"?