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Yeah I listen to music. Every heard of tooth tunes? I've got like 40 of em
Medicare and Medicaid have saved lives for half a century. An attack on them is an attack on seniors and vulnerable Americans. -H
What do you want for your birthday
*later she wakes up to a satanic sacrifice*
Are you surprised
"Somehow not really, Josh"
[to a stranger as the popemobile drives by]
that's the guy from twitter
I'm the hot babe in the cemetery
If you're fighting with your best friend, just be happy they haven't cut your legs off and let you burn in lava.
Me: What do you want for lunch?
5-year-old: Dinosaur chicken nuggets!
Me: We only have regular chicken nuggets.
5: I'm done with today.