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Hey, you're great.
Yes you, reading this right now.
You're great, and that thing that sucks in your life won't always suck.
You got this 😎
Me: *pulls out a drill*
5-year-old daughter: What's that?
Me: A manly tool for a manly man.
5: Where is he?
Favorite if hungover. Retweet if too proud to admit you get hungover.
ME: *sweating as i cut the red wire on the bomb*
PITBULL (right into my ear): MR. WORLDWIDE!!
ME: Jesus Christ not now
Things R. Kelly can get
- a toot toot
- a beep beep
- a restraining order
can't hear you over my internal screaming
Gotta say Chalrie Strong poisoning bevo before the game is master stroke in motivation. Schiano-esque. Suprised it took him this long.