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People pile on Mondays, but Tuesdays have their own unique style of despair.
My neighbor put up like $3,000 worth of Christmas lights but I showed him by putting out a nativity scene with like 20 baby Jesuses
people are like snowflakes: completely useless and dumb but occasionally beautiful
cute text: i just ordered five large pizzas
Oh you only play sports games? Well I only play Japanese RPGs where the main character's gender is never clear
on the 5th day of xmas my teachers gave to me
4 hrs of crying
3 mental breakdowns
2 thoughts of dropout
& a month of anxiety
The best part of going to the doctor today was when the doctor never showed up but the receptionist told me "you'll probably be fine"
Mah Dearest Emma,
War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end.
BLIZZARD: teens celebrate the snow day
"wow no school!"
"speaking of WoW..."
*starts up World of Warcraft*
*dies a virgin*
Mr. and Mrs. Tequila must be so upset. What happened to their little girl who posted dirty pics on MySpace, then trolled for D and P on MTV?
Humorist. Gun-Haver. Don't Like It? Leave It. I Drive To Work In A Real Life Flintstones Car Despite The Horrible Toll On My Body And Mind.
It's looking like nothing better has come up, so yes, I will be attending your holiday party!
Tila Tequila says she's a Nazi sympathizer. I can't believe a really short person with millions of followers is saying crazy stuff.