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grandma: drop in any time
me: back off lady, this is my first time skating vert
The pumpkin emoji waits ALL YEAR for this day. He's shitting a brick. This is HIS TIME. Go for it, little guy 🎃
annual reminder to my lady friends that if you ever need somewhere to stay after a Man has mysteriously died my door is open, no questions
i like the way u dissect that owl pellet, gurl
Me frantically Googling 'cheap easy costumes' the morning of Halloween is a pretty good metaphor for the terrible way I live my life.
True story: my father is actually a very nice man who has been around my entire life. Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
30 years ago tonight, Daniel Larusso was brutally attacked by members of Cobra Kai after attending a Halloween party. Let's respect the day.
"To be safe, we must quarantine anyone who even might get sick. Now let's go door-to-door and accept food from total strangers!"
I got interviewed by @amyodell at @cosmopolitan! Kewl beanz! #GracesGuide http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a32684/grace-helbig-videos/ …