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Taking pictures of their weed and instagramming it
4x 10 push ups, 3x 15 squats, 2x 15 lunges (each side) 1 set of 35 bicycle crunches, 30sec plank, 35 bicycle crunches, 30 second side plank
Going around at parties and telling everyone how drunk they are
planning out an outfit in my head then actually trying it on and looking like a mole rat
Merica. Runnin' the world since 1776.
Here's to the stoners who taught themselves how to roll.
if you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
Are you a pinky toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house tonight.
A relationship where you can just lay with each other and talk about any and everything. ❤💏 >>>>>
"Gordon Ramsey is coming by with a ton of cameras. Let's clean the fridge." - nobody on Kitchen Nightmares