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Best superhero is my MOM, she brought me into this world, she loves me with all her heart no matter what, I love her.
What idiot named them "Jet Skis" instead of "boatercycles"? Now, we have no hope, no jobs and no cash. *cop starts breakdancing* oppa gangna
Online dating: He's cute in photos, has impeccable grammar and then when you meet, you realize a traffic cone has more personality.
I guess I'm listening to Starbomb on repeat the rest of the evening. Hoo boy, here we go.
She's a sassy lawyer divorcé named Miranda and she's on the prowl. The catch? She can only turn right. This fall on CBS, Miranda Rights
FCAT still exists? The most USELESS placement exam
Consensually of course.
One minute I'm like "I love you so much" and the next I'm like "get out of my face, you disgusting piece of trash."