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There's a thin line between yes and no...... it's called the gooch.
If you're looking for the guys who think America is a Christian nation, they're canceling food stamps & unemployment insurance at Christmas.
cute good morning text: I JUST ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST
*doctor moonwalks into office*
"Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!"
*Mr Johnson does the robot*
9. Llegas a casa.
Who you become while you are waiting is as important as what you are waiting for.
if you're a cab driver you can just pretend to hear the place wrong and drive wherever. you can drive to canada & get paid. its mumble law
Be grateful for all that you have. You could always have more, but you could also always have less.
When setting an alarm: There's only one click between 9:00 and 9:59 but that click decides whether you smell horrible at work or not
when you like someone but they're a decent healthy person and you're literally the devil
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surrounded by people and totally alone