Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
every time i actually take someone serious, they do some shit that makes me regret it.
A friendship that can end was never real
[Classroom in 2064]
Student: So how did the war start?
Teacher: Well you see, Seth Rogen and James Franco made a movie..
SPREAD A LIL HAPPINESS 2DAY!!!!! YOU NEVER KNOW WHO COULD NEED IT!!
They don't have to be Jewish, Taylor. Just sensible.
I just ate a Think Thin bar. 2014 ending on a high note.
You can send me "snarky" tweets about my tweets or you can just unfollow