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If you ask me to see you in a play I’ll have you arrested.
We all have that one ex who changed us....
She's hurt a lot more than you think.
meeting women is easy. first, go to a place where women congregate, such as a pond or a windmill. then you wait…days, months, maybe years
Wait, Taco Bell is a chain restaurant?
I bet the Domino’s Pizza Tracker is pretty good at tracking depression too.
Sometimes you just gotta whip out the D and see what happens.
the day my crush likes me back is going to be the day victorias secret calls me and asks me to model for them
It's sad when the people who gave you the best memories, become a memory.
HELP THE CUSTOMER DIED BEFORE HE COULD SAY "WHEN" AND I CAN'T STOP GRATING THIS CHEESE