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Being a gay dad, I wear many different hats - having the tenderness of a mom and the playfulness of a dad.
BUT LET'S BE REAL - I LOVE HATS.
the best way to let people know you're horny is to start bouncing in your chair and pretend you're revving an imaginary motorcycle
Is your name Homework? Cause I'm not doing you, but I definitely should be.
99.9% of my sentences start with:
oh my god
yeah
no
basically
wait
so yeah
like
you know
oh
um
what
well
but
Belieber-I don't care what you say! No one cares!
Me-Beliebers are annoying...
Belieber-what did you say?! I'm gonna kill you!
It will be a time RT @danisnotonfire: @gracehelbig i look forward to working near you awkwardly
June 21st,ima have some autographed copies of this,im sending to fans so favorite this if you want it,ill dm 3 ppl pic.twitter.com/URahZkP98x
Me and Norris at the soap awards throwing onion bahjis at Masood for bants #Barlowed
GUYS/GIRLS!!! IF SOMEONE CHEATS LEAVE THEM!! ITS NOT OKAY!! BUY A WATERMELON AND EAT IT IN THE SUN WITH OUT THEM!!!
If you have a cat, you have to do this. It's actually the law. http://twitpic.com/crsmbv
