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When life gives you lemons, put 'em in your sweet tea. Merica.
*rollerblades up to teens, doubles over in exhaustion* please accept me
I used to be really boring and had nothing to talk about with people. then I learned about gluten
any zoo is a petting zoo if you have the ambition u feel me fam
I just got held by airport police for joking about having a 'shotgun microphone'. I will make a video about it if I ever get out of jail...
my new favorite game is Sad Karaoke, where your parents' biggest argument plays instead of a song