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fave if you're going to take a shot for my birthday tonight 💞
We accept the gente pelotudísima we think we deserve.
I don't dread first dates anymore since I learned this simple relaxation trick, huffing gas and listening to "Du Hast" for 6 straight hours.
my mindset was so different this time last year
Avril Lavigne and the lead singer of Nickelback broke up. Apparently they realized how annoying each other's music was.
you ever accidentally run over an animal and you're just like "dam why couldn't it have been a human"
Ironically, VIP sections at clubs are filled with the least important people on Earth.
if you think i got cold and selfish, sorry i've been caring too much and selfless for too long and i'm tired.