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A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.
"Son, it's time we had the talk"
*takes deep breath"
"You see son, Coke Zero has the same great taste as regular Coke, but
At what age should you tell your kids that Ron Burgundy isn't real?
Comic Sans walks into a bar. Barman says "sorry we don't serve your type in here"
NSA NOW SPYING ON VIDEO GAMES! LEAST THEYCAN DO IS TELL MARIO WHICH STUPID CASTLE PRINCESS IS REALLY IN!
U ARE MEANT TO BE DIFFERENT. DONT TRY AND LOOK LIKE SOMEONE ELSE!!! BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER! LIKE UR TRULY BEAUTIFUL RN ☆ ✓
i bet the guy who invented circumcision actually got his foreskin caught on a loose nail or something and told ladies god said it was cool
Just seems wrong that the film Lincoln wasn't shot in front of a live audience.
Word of the day - GIGIL - (Tagalog) the irresistible urge to squeeze something or someone that is unbearably cute.
I played Dodgeball...
I got Bullied....
I ate Gluten...
I didn't get Participation Trophies...
I turned out fine...
So will your kid...
i wish some fat stupid white guy who likes Frank Sinatra a lot had 4 cartoon shows on television simultaneously
Never go to bed angry. Stay up all night working out how to make their murder look like an accident.