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if money doesn't buy happiness explain pizza to me
Kayne West said performin' is like goin' to war. Son, you talk fast for a livin. Until you're dodgin' bombs on-stage, know your role. Merica
how to make her fall in love
1.) buy her pizza
2.) touch her butt
The best part of being at the airport before 6am is the knowledge that we all are going to die.
TODAY IS NATIONAL BUY YOUR CRUSH PIZZA AND TOUCH HER BUTT DAY RETWEET TO RAISE AWARENESS
HELLO, I AM HUNGRY.
In order to catch a cold, you must think like a cold.
Word of the day - APRICITY - the warmth of the sun on a cold winter’s day.
It's almost criminal the way my thighs entrap his face
I feel a sore throat coming on :\ Everyone stay away from this tweet. You don't want to catch it from me.