Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I giveth and I taketh away and it maketh no damn sense.
Raise your hand if you're a Leafs fan and want the Bruins to win. Now use that hand to punch yourself in the mouth.
Crawford needs some lessons about stopping pucks from my jaw.
Probably the best part about my new suede capris is how they're soft, ever so soft, soft like a nice fairy's soft vagīna.
think twice before you judge someone who's wearing a fanny pack. they could have kittens or drugs in there
Sleepover nights with my boyfriend are my favorite nights ☺😴
I'm pretty positive that I have one of the best boyfriends in the whole world. 😍
Don't beg for anyone to stay in your life.
If they want to be a part of your life, they will stay.
Just had an idea for a book that'd be a good screenplay that'd make a great short that'd be an amazing blog that's totally a tweet.
If this game doesn't have your heart beating extraneously high, I don't know what will.
The Reversa, mami, The reversa.