When people say bad things about Me it's hurtful because, though perfect, omnipotent and incomprehensibly transcendent, I'm very sensitive.

You can never "just be friends" with someone you fell in love with.

BREAKING: Jerry Lewis shits gently into his diaper, doesn’t notice.

#WhenIGetMarried i don't care, i'm having. . . pic.twitter.com/wfHxN4NYPw

Yeah, atta boy tuukka kid def bombed some 'cardi in between periods no doubt

Finally, 'YES! GAY BOY SCOUTS!' is a wonderful, relevant tweet.

#WhenIGetMarried my first marriage will be my ONLY MARRIAGE! 😍💏🙏🙌💎💍

Si escribes:

"xfa"
"x"
"xq"
"pq"
"ai"
"ps"
"xfis"
"Holis"
"Tkm"...

Eres un/a pendejo/a.

Girls don’t want to be your only option. They want you to have other options and choose them.

#WhenIGetMarried & I have kids . I want a son first, then a daughter; So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥

Beautiful London Skyline, England #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/3mH6lxxmZk

Fast & Furious 6

#WhenIGetMarried divorce is not an option. You're mad? Go in the other room and calm down so we can work this out ! 😤🙏

After years of heading into the woods in little uniforms w/o women to study Fitness, Theater & Leatherwork, the BSA is FINALLY gay-friendly!

This life-sized X-Wing is made from 5,335,200 LEGO bricks.
We still want to blow it up. (via @blastr) pic.twitter.com/kaEh8kLXWb