#EnUnMundoDonde Kurt Cobain, John Lennon, George Harrison, Freddie Mercury, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin y Bob Marley, sigan vivos.

One cool part of QOTSA show last night was seeing Trent Reznor & Jack White in the audience watching rapt like every other fan.

I want everyone to bask in the pure awfulness of @realdonaldtrump's last tweet about $$$$$. It's genuinely spectacular.

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But as long as you're trying, I'm staying.

give a teen a fish and he’ll say “I’m not eating this shit.” teach a teen to fish and he’ll say “my real dad never made me do this crap”

.@realdonaldtrump Is this one of those deals where you figure out a way not to give any money to charity? Those are cool!

I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot! :D

It's a hockey night in Pittsburgh!

fall in love with the person you think about when your mind wanders

The Milky Way Over Ontario, Canada #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/pEyA0MLREL

"whose the new kid"

"he's harry sytles, step brother of harry styles, he's..different" pic.twitter.com/yZYnm705Da

Please follow my BFF @dannyzuker who is currently doing God's work right now.

Twitter is like a giant case being built against your argument that you didn’t have enough time for something.

A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.

hoh my god look at this super futuristic badass space car thing i seen at the airport holy shit like mad max pic.twitter.com/Q76enqYzyq