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Oh for goodness sake, if abortion was really the same as murdering babies nobody would favour it. Isn't it OBVIOUS you're missing the point?
tell ur mom i said hi and tell ur dad i said yO
the als ice bucket challenge is just another one of ed, edd & eddy's schemes to get jawbreakers
"my only regret"
[family leans in]
"is never taking a crap"
"Here it comes"
[family put on protective masks]
Ummmmmm...no one should get to watch TV in a car.
foodie just means you're rich and bored
If you love something, set it free. If it just sits there all cold, fizzy and delicious, it was probably a beer.
"Honey, come here I have a surprise"
just a sec
*rides in surfing naked on the back of a Roomba*
*sees my parents*
*slowly rides back out*