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*Sony* forced Microsoft's hand, not the internet whining.
I'm not ready to get married, but Say Yes to the Dress makes me want a wedding, like, now.
wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life
If Paula Deen's not careful, she's gonna give people the right idea about southerners
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i give your performance a 10… on the pH scale because that shit was basic af
"Honey come down and help me carry in all this pizza!" I yell over my shoulder to nobody so the delivery guy doesn't realize it's all for me
Worst feelings ever:
1) Being ignored.
2) Feeling like you have no one and all alone
3) Waiting for something you know won't happen
I’m not like most girls. I’m actually an overweight man
"Oh, what a cute dress." -Perhaps a snake after slithering into a hose