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I just sneezed on a man wearing a "Women Lie" shirt
Religion had its chance to run the world:
It's called THE DARK AGES.
.@applemusic you guys will get the first look. #Phenomenal coming July 3rd https://twitter.com/AppleMusic/status/615963133421555712 …
Society For The Prevention Of Anyone Dating Sean Penn Ever
The truest detective was the cop on Home Alone that heard Kevin had been abandoned, knocked twice & said “Tell her to count her kids again.”
No straight edge EDM fans out there. That says all I need to know about EDM.
I came here to do two things
*notices someone brought donuts*
I came here to do three things
GG has turned Twitter into a MMORPG where they go on scheduled raids against women in gaming and tech.
"My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"
Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?
Still thinking about when my 6yr old said she was "gonna OJ Simpson" me because I was annoying her. <3
The Democrats are gonna be in deep shit when the Republicans find a candidate who can walk and speak at the same time