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Listening to Taylor Swift. Wait nope just a teenage couple breaking up at the mall.
BY GEORGE HE MADE IT
Can’t wait to find out what I will feel uncomfortable about tomorrow!
ron: am skared to go in th forbidin forist.
ron: teh deth eeturs wil eet my sole.
horry: gingurs dont hav soles.
Rt if u cryed
"Said nobody, ever" - an unfunny person, constantly
Here's what we're going to do:
Tweet me another user on Twitter, and I will follow them! Rules: you can't use your own username!
I like my snacks like I like my family relationships: unhealthy.
Dear ex, I don't hate you. I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Lebron flops more than the dead hooker rolling around in my car.
If we're at a party, I'd literally rather see you pull out a testicle than an acoustic guitar.
Sorry I've been off Twitter for so long. I owe y'all one! Follow spree?
deleting photos of your ex doesn't have the same dramatic flair as ripping them into tiny pieces & tossing them out the window like confetti
Paris Hilton is releasing a new album.
There has literally never been a better reason for the Death Star to explode your planet.
Yes, America's the fattest nation on earth but that also means we're the funniest when falling off bicycles.