Instagramming their tan-lines

Redneck Holy Water (PBR)

One cool part of QOTSA show last night was seeing Trent Reznor & Jack White in the audience watching rapt like every other fan.

I want everyone to bask in the pure awfulness of @realdonaldtrump's last tweet about $$$$$. It's genuinely spectacular.

I can't promise a perfect relationship.
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But as long as you're trying, I'm staying.

[cries]

[vomits]

[screams]

HE'S GOING TO BE SUCH A GOOD DAD IT HURTS ME pic.twitter.com/dIJBWl7O4y

.@realdonaldtrump So your big comeback is "I have more money than you, na na na na na naaaah?" #Classy

give a teen a fish and he’ll say “I’m not eating this shit.” teach a teen to fish and he’ll say “my real dad never made me do this crap”

I screencapped this right before @realdonaldtrump deleted it pic.twitter.com/SEeu9uoyNd

.@realdonaldtrump Is this one of those deals where you figure out a way not to give any money to charity? Those are cool!

It's a hockey night in Pittsburgh!

fall in love with the person you think about when your mind wanders

"Just how young is this money?" Chris Hansen asks, and Weezy starts to sweat.

The Milky Way Over Ontario, Canada #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/pEyA0MLREL

"whose the new kid"

"he's harry sytles, step brother of harry styles, he's..different" pic.twitter.com/yZYnm705Da