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am i thin enough i mean cool enough i mean smart enough i mean cute enough i mean feminist enough i mean
Without all you UPF's (Ultra Passionate Fans) we'd be NOWHERE. Many thanks, everyone! #StarWars #ShareTheForce https://twitter.com/target/status/636177773568987136 …
Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?
#fbf to the Coming Over sessions with @kygomusic! http://open.spotify.com/track/6m3ZWIXhjoV76syT1j2oE9 … pic.twitter.com/x4dDoMa39I
Netflix and Commitment
signs you were rich in 1989:
• you owned a waterbed
Trump can't recite a single Bible verse.
Imagine the outrage if Obama couldn't do that.
Conservatives would lose their freakin minds.
I'm gonna pick up a license frame that reads "Gone Tweetin'", hold hands with a "Thelma" looking cabbage patch doll and drive off a cliff.
Wise choice. I am the shit. https://twitter.com/ben_richie/status/637359368141455360 …
When you find that person who makes you smile, when you wondered if you'd ever smile again. Hold them tight and don't let go.
My Life Coach of 10 years just peeled off a mask, started laughing and punching me. Turns out it's Finnegan from my Starfleet Academy days.
It would've been cool if when that lady touched Trump's hair she started speaking in tongues and pissed herself
Listen to this, but please bear with me, it might be hard to get behind. Okay here is the idea:
Me as a centaur,,, but the body of a camel.
👏🏿STOP TALKING 👏🏻ABOUT MONEY 👏🏽WHEN U 👏🏿 DONT PAY 👏🏻 UR BILLS👏🏽
Most stuff that people find offensive is also bad.