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guys don't download ios8. it deleted like half of my pics and turned my father into a squid
I used to get beat up a lot so my parents had me take karate lessons so I could get beat up more
There should be an iPhone alarm noise of screaming children for homesick parents.
all those trill savage twitter kids right now are like "damn i have to delete all these nudes to download ios8.. mom, pizza rolls! now!!"
Wait, so Scotland and Britland are currently both the same city?
your libertarian name is your favorite south park character and your least favorite obstacle to economic freedom mine is Cartman Minorities
PARTY TIP: You have the strength. Do not give up.
My parents stabbed me with swords and boiled me in acid and had me drawn and quartered in the town square and I turned out fine
list of people doing the most:
-people who put fruits in their voss water
-people who sing cha cha during happy birthday
you are just so very great and nice!!!!!! i hope you have the best day and life and everything ever
Shouts to all my strong Queens still in recovery after deleting selfies to make space for iOS 8
Will Scottish wizards have to pay out-of-state tuition for Hogwarts now?
Always a bridesmaid never a Power Ranger who makes a wedding more awesome with cool karate moves.