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I love Instagram's new direct messaging feature because I've always thought, "If only this picture of someone's dinner was just for me."
The purity of Megyn Kelly’s fatally entrenched, oblivious racism in that clip is almost beautiful. Like seeing Gacy shop for ice cream.
TODAY IS NATIONAL GET HER PIZZA NOT PREGNANT DAY RETWEET TO RAISE AWARENESS
Yea we couldve won that Halo match. Too bad the bureaucrats in Washington never gave my soldiers permission to do what we were trained to do
Just drink coffee until last night didn't happen.
My parents spanked me as a kid
Bc of that i now have a psychological condition known as
"Respect for others
We need2 bring that shit back
Word of the day - GOVE - to stare stupidly.
You know it's time for bed when the autofocus mode for your eyeballs stops working.
even though you are sad its nice to feel that emotion because that feeling is being alive. thank u everyone for being there
me and britni broke up and im really sad :-(( i know it will get better but im really sad. i think i need to take some time off the internet
As terrifying as being attacked by a mugger would be, it's not often that you get an excuse to try to blind someone
Next time your kid won't eat carrots, scream: "Snowmen had to DIE for this meal!"
YOURE ACTUALLY VERY CUTE WOW