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You cannot swim for new horizons until you have courage to lose sight of the shore.
That awkward moment when someone chokes on a piece of food and everybody looks at you like you're doing it with the force
Kanye West on twitter is like someone gave a 6yr old an iPad and unlimited dib dabs and just said "go for it" https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698422992041160704 …
My midichlorians bring all the Jedi to the yard
Ain't no party like a Death Star party
This is just a thing that happened: I re-took that what stand up are you quiz & picked all the answers I hated most & came out Aziz
Kim: Happy Valentines Day!
Kanye: YOU HAVE DISTRACTED ME FROM MY CREATIVE PROCESS, AMBER
Kim: My name is Kim
Kanye: I MADE U FAMOUS, TAYLOR
Join the dark side, we don't drug test
Question what you were raised to believe
guy at home depot working in the toilet section: hey, great toilet you're lookin' at bud. you lookin to maybe take some shits in that thing?
Amo plan b son mis beatles