No one cared about Cap'n Crunch when he was a Lieut'n'nt Com'nd'r

The Xbox One is going to forever change the way I don't play video games.

No one has mentioned the fact that the Xbox One is the most effective gaming console ever designed to do cocaine off of. #xboxreval

Something that many gamers don't understand is that this isn't a console war, this is a war for the future of ENTERTAINMENT. #XboxReveal

Kudos to my wife Leah for making some fascinating #smells this morning.

Okay okay calm down with the guts of it let's get to the GAMES. #XboxReveal

"Xbox, DDoS the other team." I can see it now.

Xbox One Direction

RT for a billion dollars. Favorite for a million dollars every 3 months.

If someone in the crowd yells out XBOX NETFLIX BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER right now I'd die. #XboxReveal

If she scratches your back during church, she want's the T. #Temple #MormonProblems

Keep Oklahoma in your thoughts as the nation's top reporters tear through it in search of the most emotionally manipulative story.

KD donating money, Thabo helping out at news 9. Perkins running donation drive at quail springs. Love this team!

Major props to Kevin Durant for donating $1 million for tornado relief. Beast on the court, nicest guy on earth off of it

its called mike & IKE not mike & eve