Hi this is lukes mum my son is a lil shit

The first time I saw a boob, I congratulated the girl on 'growing such a magnificent blob'.

I was weird.

Football pic.twitter.com/uXCUSekGme

@1dneews Zayn laughing  http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c435b4ceffc905f7b1e036347ca2009/tumblr_mmzfvgNtSa1rvb3qjo2_250.gif … the best thing ever!

OT12 Teaser pic.twitter.com/vk6Rc3gTKy

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. MARGARET MEAD

I really don't care. pic.twitter.com/HG9wtRSKjv

Just watched Kanye West give the most terrifying PowerPoint presentation I've ever seen.

Man ---> Child pic.twitter.com/kFdYaOpc6p

Me RN pic.twitter.com/4OwBftO4Nn

First time I saw @superelmo make akbay to @myjaps aww :) Juli3lmo RedMask Medley

Hader/Armisen dynasty comes to a close. Thank you from the fans. #SNL

"So I Married an Axe Murderer" was the last movie before everyone whitened their teeth.

Excited for the @billboard Music Awards tomorrow! My first time going. I'm introducing a certain boy who's performing *cough* Justin Bieber!

If a woman asks you to guess her age, always subtract 10 years from your estimate. IMPORTANT: Do NOT do this if she's in her early twenties.