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There is a fine but important line between "Don't believe your eyes." and "Don't believe in your eyes."
“More like Breaking Bread amirite?” is something I like to say as I buy meth behind this Panera. I’ve been stabbed 7 times.
Fun Fact: When I saw “Riverdance” in 1995, I cried & was like “Why has God hidden this art form from me until now?”
It's not drinking alone if your demons are there.
I had to leave my apartment today so I was forced to put on pants... Oh wait that's a hat... Well, this is awkward.
RENT costars Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs have split up after 10 years, or 5,256,000 minutes.
*carefully studies Supreme Court Justices*
May it please the court.
U-G-L-Y YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALIBI
Yea we couldve won that Halo match. Too bad the bureaucrats in Washington never gave my soldiers permission to do what we were trained to do
Wait, water that crystalizes in the sky? And falls to the earth? And makes everything all slippery? No. Terrible idea. Zero stars.
Twitter may not be real life to you...
...the smile on my face from the ppl I've met on twitter, THAT is real.
Good morning beautiful!
To all the girls that didn't get that message today from some jerk.