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For Me it's Thankstaking.
i didn't mean to still be myself
Remember when Dad lost his shit over an apple
The word “Fat” just looks like someone took a bite out of the word “Eat.”
Ten years ago, we had Joan Rivers, Ricki Lake, and Billy Ocean.
Eating turkey today is probably the easiest way to let people know you're a psychopath.
Megyn Kelly: "Look, turkey meat is just white. It just is!"
Justin Bieber made $80 million last year. RELATED: The Darth Star finally has a good enough reason to destroy Earth.
I want my nudes to be my husbands wallpaper
juicy j: "Inhale, exhale, go to jail, im postin bail"
rap genius editor: here he describes a cyberpunk city where its illegal to breathe air
i'm not my dog's number one favorite and this really affects me.