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Me: Well Aren't you The Cutest Little Frog Princess
Cute little black girl: I'm Cinderella!!!
Me: (Dumps entire bowl of candy in her bag)
GOD BLESS YOKOZUNA
A trick or treater came to my door in Raphael's red colors but carrying a bo staff. I told him to come back when he gets his shit together.
I love watching couples fight in costume.
*sets ur gfs nudes as my screensaver*
Halloween is a holiday that was invented by pharmaceutical companies in order to sell more insulin
Don't forget the true meaning of Halloween: the birth of Dracula.
"I'm Ebola!" - millions of "outrageous" Americans tonight