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uncle jon’s about to blast a chicken tendy. fav for tendy respect
Phone so dry. Might as well stop paying the bill
"Lucy" is about what would happen if people could use 100% of their brain. "The Bachelorette" is about what happens when people use 0%.
if you use “goat” to abbreviate “greatest of all time” just how often are you saying new things are the greatest that you have to shorten it
World War I began 100 years ago today. When it will end, nobody knows.
i refuse to take my future husbands last name unless its something hilarious that will cause teens to take pics of/pose around my grave
there's no easy way to say this... I dropped my 3DS in the open casket at the funeral and I need to dig up your grandma to get it