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cute text: i just ordered five large pizzas
Oh you only play sports games? Well I only play Japanese RPGs where the main character's gender is never clear
on the 5th day of xmas my teachers gave to me
4 hrs of crying
3 mental breakdowns
2 thoughts of dropout
& a month of anxiety
The best part of going to the doctor today was when the doctor never showed up but the receptionist told me "you'll probably be fine"
One of the best parts about being Irish is the ability to always know if something is a potato or not
Mah Dearest Emma,
War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end.
Mr. and Mrs. Tequila must be so upset. What happened to their little girl who posted dirty pics on MySpace, then trolled for D and P on MTV?
Humorist. Gun-Haver. Don't Like It? Leave It. I Drive To Work In A Real Life Flintstones Car Despite The Horrible Toll On My Body And Mind.
It's looking like nothing better has come up, so yes, I will be attending your holiday party!
Tila Tequila says she's a Nazi sympathizer. I can't believe a really short person with millions of followers is saying crazy stuff.
I have to say I'm starting to lose a little respect for Tila Tequila.
It would be interesting if you could access a transcript of how all the people who've slept with you talked themselves into it.