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Carrie Underwood said "Mean people need Jesus," forgetting that God made all the mean people and Jesus and Twitter. :(
the funniest way to starve to death is like a thousand different dogs leap from out of nowhere & steal the food out of ur hands for weeks
my depression brings all the boys to the yard
A real friend is someone who tries to pick you up when you've fallen, and if they can't pick you up, they lie down right beside you.
pizza not only fills an empty stomach but an empty heart as well
yeah your friend was talking big shit until I started shuffling my yugioh deck, now "everything's cool." whatever
Once I ran a marathon so fast that I travelled back in time and finished last in the previous year's race
Someone just favorited a tweet...that you DELETED FOUR YEARS AGO. Ghost Tweet coming to theaters Halloween 2014
one love: pizza
Assumptions people make if you don't immediately reply to a text:
1) You hate them
2) You died
479) You're driving lawfully
If you talk dirty to him, and he laughs. He's totally into you.
My girlfriend says she's my best friend but she got so mad when I called her a homo and threw a snowball at her face. Women are so confusing