If I could go back in time I’d stop Vine from being invented, use “magic” to get laid and tell Hitler to knock it off if I got around to it.

I miss you, but im trying not to care anymore.

Retweet if you run the 400, 800, 1600, or 3200. #IntenseEvents

I like hairy styles in women’s #trousers. RT @morgiewhite_: @robdelaney do u like harry styles

Saying "I will find you and i will kill you"

A text from you right now would be great 👌😍 >>>>>

Canadian Black Guys  https://vine.co/v/bVwgVd0v7U6 

Finally closing the door on my OCD. And locking it. Then checking it just to make sure it’s locked.

So happy ☺ pic.twitter.com/8N9NVfr3t2

A pregnant dog kissed a firefighter after he savied her life! #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/BU6H36y7II

Believe everything I say on twitter!

autocorrect really needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

Let's get kinky! Are you into roleplay? Okay, you pretend you're a doctor and I'll pretend I'm happy

Things that make me sad:
1. Being alone
2. Being with people

I keep my kids’ artwork in a special place. It’s called the trash can. Just kidding. But seriously.