"Get over beer!" - Scorpion running an AA meeting

Girls in Summer Dresses

People with dogs know they don’t have to bring them everywhere, right?

Game: Life
Level: Monday
Objective: Survive and don't kill anyone
Status: COMPLETE!! 🎉🎈⭐

The Ramsey effect. pic.twitter.com/aIFxkj8AQi

#ThingsGirlfriendsLike forehead kisses 💋☺

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

Translucent butterfly - beautiful! pic.twitter.com/hXtCCIASf7

"My boyfriend is on his mission." Sorry sweetie, but you're single. #mormonproblems

If cities are a country’s brain, and national parks are its heart, are malls its malignant poo tumors?

@danisnotonfire you can print yourself a 3D Delia :)

Opening Day of the Empire State Building. New York, 1931 pic.twitter.com/y6BBabfOZh

I live my life like a game of Tetris: Achieving small wins while stacking my mistakes until they destroy me.

I don't drink or smoke just because i'm a Mormon. I don't drink or smoke because I have high standards and class.

♫ tonii-iight♫
"ya"
♫ we are youmg♫
"i mean im 29 but w/e"
♫ so lets set the world on fire♫
"wat"
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"whoa hey"
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