Roll, roll, rollin’ coal,
Loudly down the street.
Billowin’ smoke, the hippys choke
Livin’ the diesel dream.
Merica.

I still like you,

But I am done🙅 chasing🏃💨 you!

Pretty sure the first dude to hear jazz just pretended to like it and we've all gone along with it ever since.

Ladies, God has the perfect guy out there for you. Don't lower your standards to fit in. Be unique: wait for a man, not a boy. #boom

Lightning at Huntington Beach, Ohio, USA #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/Vg1FF5dyrE

The EDL need to stop wearing so much Lonsdale though, making it look bad for us Eastern Europeans.

do you ever feel like you're not friends with some of your friends?

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Help Me, tweeps. Spread My word so I can catch this bastard.

Does anyone else remember this show? pic.twitter.com/iyXofrv1V4

Is there an anti-depressant that's just Viola Davis' voice saying, "You is smart, you is kind, you is important" over & over again?

@chriscolfer Look at your SBL book being sold in france :) pic.twitter.com/bFIqHCMpxa

I'm just standing here naked on my porch, waiting for Google Streetview to take my picture.

If I get jealous then yes, I really like you.

The best relationships are the ones you didn't expect to be in, the ones you never even saw coming.

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