I wish i hated pizza as much as pizza hates me.

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Never thought I'd see the day Justin Bieber gets booed. People should give him a break.

BULGE, MUSCLES, TATTOOS, EVERY FCKING THING HES JUST DAMN HOT I pic.twitter.com/6o3gVn9iOs

Call the cops. They miss you, but they're afraid to make the first move.

$100 paycheck. $90 in the pocket. #MormonProblems

Sidney Crosby: “Whether you lose in double OT or 10-1, a loss is a loss…Win or lose you always turn page pretty quick & focus on next one”

Every Sunday there's the small hope that someone hot moved into the ward. And every Sunday it never happens. #MormonProblems

The True Golden Age pic.twitter.com/Ty5fZHFff9

Drake is NOT the father pic.twitter.com/WKTuXzhRxa

Really?? Me. Retire?? Soon, but not yet
Vino still has work to do #35 #OG
#kbvff

surfs up!! [cue surf rock as i run into the water] [surf rock continues to play as my lifeless body and surfboard wash up on the beach]

9/11Conspiracy
9+11=20
20=4 nickels
Nickel rhymes w pickle
Pickles contain salt
Angelina Jolie=Salt
Salt-n-Pepa=Push It
Push it or BUSH IT!?

Ok everyone needs to retweet this Drake picture with the Jackson 5.LOL ===> pic.twitter.com/b3u2YIf55i

Chris Brown lookin like a surprised turtle. pic.twitter.com/A2UySXWvBr