@realjohngreen you are art.

A dazzling green aurora spreads out over Grøtfjord, Norway #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/Ru9xqQ6CpE

Now that Paris Hilton is a DJ and signed to Young Money she should come up with a DJ name like DeadMau5. She could be DumbWh0r3.

excellent point of the day: the same people screaming 'kick out muslim immigrants' were happy to cheer mo farah on to his british gold medal

Let Me be your rock. Then throw Me at someone.

"Did your dad hug you at least once a year, or do you want one of the loud ones?" -motorcycle salesmen

RT if you want - FAV if you don't pic.twitter.com/8ga6thCfed

"A bunch of us are grabbing drinks after work." "Yeah, sorry, I only hang out with you if I'm getting paid."

Can we all just agree to stop asking each other what our hobbies are?

I have two email response speeds: "immediately" and "permanent damage to our relationship"

Denying their own ancestors' Genocidal tendencies

Liverpool fans... pic.twitter.com/b5tp8ROXrs

If you're gonna judge all muslims for what happened in #Woolwich, then please judge me for being Christian, just like Hitler was.

"@official_edl: ****CONFIRMED WE HAVE BEEN SUBJECT TO A TERROR ATTACK BY ISLAM, WE ARE CURRENTLY UNDER ATTACK****"

You're not in Star Wars

Is Laura Bush the world’s most famous goth?