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Just been kicked out of Sea World because Moses was showing off :-(
Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life..
Ed Milliband stands on the side of the road. A white van drives past. A single tear falls down his cheek.
"Just, the respect"
Gettin' married is like getting into a bath tub.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
a monkey just stole my pancake and threw a carafe of milk at us
"when the drama gets real, the real gets drama" - Morpheus, The Matrix, 1999
not a fan of drama, being stabbed with knives or being hit by cars, so keep that stuff to a minimum thanks
"Son, if you piss really hard into the bowl it makes your willy sound bigger."
"That's great Dad, but you've ruined my cornflakes."
I LOVE YOU