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There's no reason for anyone older than 23 to use the word "society" in a conversation.
Todo tiene un (END)
Excepto Rexona, Rexona nunca te abandona.
*cries 3hunna tears*
if u wanna look like these vs models start wearing shapeups
victoria's secret blunt wraps
May the odds be ever in the back of your math book.
LMAO: mom finds son's Google history
how to get high
how to delete internet history
"why is my son retarded?"
If you love a boomerang let it go. If it doesn't come back it was a frisbee.
8 maids a milking is probably the only day of Christmas I can jack off to
Domino's should start delivering cold pizza for breakfast.
I can't even count the number of times I've wished I had paid attention in math class.
mom: who are you texting?
me: my crack dealer