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I can't believe people go to Ripley's Believe It or Not.
I can't wait. I'm going trick-or-treating tonight. By myself. Probably head out around 10pm. Any costume ideas?
Whenever baseball announcers refer to a game as a "chess match," I think, "Dude, the game's already pretty boring you're not helping."
If you're near me and your phone makes that sound every time you get a new text I have a right to read it.
On HDTV, Stephen Harper is 98% pores.
I don't care if it's 1 A.M. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.