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🐥🐣Wanted U2 No,a Funny,Talented Friend Died.Not 4U 2feel sorry 4me,but she died alone, &Energy from U is powerful &Sends💖
never settle when it comes to love and food. i am not a second choice. i refuse to eat stale fries.
"You goin' out tonight?" "No, I'm exhausted. I opened an Apple product box."
hey don't drink and drive
Ugh, this hangover is really cutting into my drinking time
The last guy I really liked told me to never die my hair black CUZ I'd look like a porn star and i didn't get it.....I see it now lol
I'm wearing a black shirt and red pants as my halloween costume and going as a dying iphone. Get on my level.
it seems wrong that they let Wario compete in Mario Kart considering he has 11 DUIs and a suspended license.
There are about ten times a day where it takes every fiber of my being not to comment “This is a bad Instagram.”
Can't make it tonight, breaking in new pajamas.