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ARE YOU SMILING RIGHT NOW??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE :+)
One of the hardest parts of adulthood is learning how to maintain friendships with people who post inspirational quotes on the internet
looking up from my phone before my kid notices I wasn't really watching his 'cool trick' is my cool trick
Aliens invade earth to destroy us. They try sriracha and say "Ok you guys are cool."
eating pizza is my favorite hobby
my favorite vines are the ones where it's like "you think i'm gonna do homework? *jump cut* oh nuh uh *dances* and they have like 300k likes
That tiny pocket inside jean pockets is perfect for carrying one of those capsules that expand into a spongy dinosaur in water, just FYI
DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES IT'S DARK IN THERE