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If you're dating someone who's never seen Star Wars, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
Drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
Joe Paterno was a criminal, an enabler, and an amoral, despicable human being. Not a victim and sure as hell not a martyr.
the girl with the Taco Bell tattoo
150 favs ill upload a track
all I want is for someone to laughing pour himself a glass of brandy while saying "You know, we're not so different, you and I"
The language being used to describe the British political apparatus - could I have a dash of water with that?
Dumbest drivers in the nation go to the citizens of LA
Vet: I'm afraid were going to have to put your dog down
Me: Ok... Rex... Ur stupid
Vet:Ur the worst
Me:Ur a bad dog
Vet: Nobody likes u
I'm banned from the Louvre because breakdancing cop makes all their "art" look like shit
Shout out to parallelograms, you lazy-ass rectangles.
my new song w/ @majorlazer @stylog "We Make It Bounce" is out now!!! free when you pre-order the album! listen here: https://soundcloud.com/dillonfrancis/10-dillon-francis-we-make-it-bounce-feat-major-lazer-stylo-g …