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marco rubio breaking down in the Wendy's drive-thru after being asked to repeat his order for one dasani
kinda want sushi kinda want to be buried alive
In the 80's, Snickers was a power bar.
you know how if you share a song or movie w someone you love it's ruined if the relationship is? I wanna ruin as many cities I can with you
curry getting revenge for cam the way doughboy did for ricky
Garfield: this is good lasagna
Jim: share the lasagna or I'll have I put to sleep
Garfield: I'll say hi to ur wife
ME: im glad we waited until our wedding night to do this
WIFE: i am too
[we get under the covers]
ME: omg we're about to eat pizza in bed
Hopefully Bernie Sanders has one thing his male supporters don't. A goddamn sense of humor.