Black people love fried chicken. Because they are human beings with working taste buds.

If all Muslims are terrorists , all white people are Peadophiles and all black people steal. Don't be uneducated and ignorant.

Thich Quang Duc, a Buddhist monk, burns himself to death to protest against religious persecution. Saigon, 1963 pic.twitter.com/6VODBxzBv8

if you're Italian, it's perfectly legal to go into any Olive Garden and start breaking shit

Any agnostic who retweets this has a 50% chance of going to hell for eternity.

Super Mario - what a Lad pic.twitter.com/4wEYV1AouZ

Freddie Mercury a hombros de Darth Vader. Houston, 1989. pic.twitter.com/jQ5KsbCTPa

RT if you agree! pic.twitter.com/doqMrR13DC

Respect for Hernandez pic.twitter.com/lw6KKdw1MK

Your friend who's always up on the hottest new bands would like to borrow some money from you.

if this tweet gets 1,000 favs or retweets ill print it out light it on fire

Trouble is most moms are too lazy. RT @nymag: Gwyneth Paltrow Says Modeling Is ‘a Perfect Job for When You Have Kids’  http://bit.ly/12VWeYl 

R.I.P. to all the relationships that are about to end because Summer is coming.

Not to brag but I'm followed by 11 Justin Biebers, 6 Barack Obamas and 4 Lady Gagas.

"You again?" - flight attendant as I boarded the plane.