If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn't take her love for granted.

If you're feeling down about your life, just call a starving African kid and explain fabric softener to him.

you started to care a little too late.

BREAKING: The Heat have swept the Indiana Pacers.

Give a toddler Goldfish, feed him for a day. Teach a toddler to get his own Goldfish, feed him for a lifetime.

Drinking a beer while taking a shit.

Puyehue-Cordon Caulle Volcano Erupts in Chile #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/Gx4F6FMmGU

Why we don't refer to writing as "going number 3" I have no idea

Cerati bestia animal.

Nailed it!  http://say.ly/WNb5R0d 

HAHAHA: pic.twitter.com/HfxhA6GzzI

25 years of age atop of 25 million shillings.

Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like.

*closes Twitter*
*opens up Instagram*
*scrolls* *scrolls*
*closes Instagram*
*opens up Twitter*

#WhenImBored

snaepe: "okey. ur parints wil need to sine dis permishun slip fer teh feeld trip."
horry: "but my parints r ded"
snaepe: "ha"

Rt if u cryed