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they are putting me in the new smash brothers so i can stop all the fighting, i am making them put me in it by pointing a gun at them
Idea for a book 290: Girl falls in love with funeral director so keeps killing family members for excuse to see him. He turns out to be gay.
The tragedy of knock knock jokes is we never know if the door is finally opened. We see the awkward flirting but not the ensuing love story.
no matter who u r i will treat u with love & kindness until u open ur stupid mouth and say something like "have u seen the big bang theory"
For paranoia about 'what other people think' : remember that only some hate, a very few love - and almost all just don't care.
Acquiring enemies may feel like a sign one's life has gone wrong: but it's more likely an indication one's found a few things to believe in.
The best kind of diet to follow: having something more fun lined up than continuing to eat.
i have thrown all my metal off the bridge into the river where no magnets can get to it. magnet waves=blocked by water
big magnets have been trying to steal all my metal for years, close but no dice
Scotland Independence Vote Commences and I say vote YES!
Good Morning, Scotland! Wassup? Anything happenin' today? Local Hero said it all.
My super power is staying single