This is a joke right?!? pic.twitter.com/WlB01zwwVT

If someone has seen your cry face and still wants to be your friend, cherish them.

Uncle Si's Tea Cup

*shakira's funeral*
*they opem the casket & her corpse hips are swayimg to the music*
*shakiras eyes snap open & turn red*
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#FactsAboutMe

I give people

Chance..

After Chance..

After Chance..

After Chance..

After Chance..

After Chance..

Even when I shouldnt

The first person to call you a jerk is probably just jealous, but the hundredth may be on to something.

Trying to hold back from constantly tweeting fitness #tips, my true passion. I know you guys are here for f*rt jokes & #rock talk I get it.

If she's comfortable around you she'll tackle you, sing to u, be weird around u, dance for you, scream at you. take ur food, be mean to you.

It is straight up SO RUDE to invite someone to your wedding.

your shoes say prada but your face says I will blow your dad for rent money

Suddenly, caring about hockey during the playoffs

There's probably only 7 people in all of history who actually deserved a standing ovation.

A rare cloud formation above Mount Hood, Oregon, USA #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/JU20jHXyfu

Donald Trump's tweets are actually hysterical if you imagine him writing them while he's having violent diarrhea.

A reminder: this season of AD is intended to be watched IN order. Any can order THIS tweet be !you thank Read