Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
There was I thinking I was on the top floor of admiring George Clooney. Turns out there's a penthouse above. http://deadline.com/2014/12/george-clooney-sony-hollywood-cowardice-north-korea-cyberattack-petition-1201329988/ …
There can't be anything in the SONY emails as embarrassing as letting a third world dictator tell us we can't watch a stoner comedy.
Kim Jong-un looks like he would host the North Korean version of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.
why can't i be okay dot com
I would never claim to be better than you….
Without doing it in a hilarious, unique, adorable, masterful, fabulous, vivacious voice.
Me: Shit, I'm gunna be so late for work!
Shower: just stay in here for like another hour
how do u spell chocking
*looks through pictures of myself from 4 years ago and aggressively makes fun of myself*
I'm staying with my friend and her fiancé and she just yelled because the bagels he brought us weren't warm and OK I get marriage now.
I'm asking Santa to return my stolen Death Star plans
Walk up in the club like "this is a medically necessary motorized scooter so yes I have to ride it into the VIP area"
confidential to all friends with children ever
ALL YOUR BABIES LOOK ALIKE