RETWEET if this is you! pic.twitter.com/LVQH0tTn6T

Saying they think they failed a final then getting an A on it

I bet homeless guys in suspenders get pretty tired of being mistaken for Mumford & Sons.

Elvis Presley riding a bike, stops to sign autographs German fans. 1959 pic.twitter.com/1y5fkhd6Fm

If I leave on time, I'll get there on time. If I leave 5 minutes early, I'll get there 40 minutes early.

The problem with eating a healthy diet is chocolate bars and ice cream.

Lil B The BasedGod

Beach house backyard. pic.twitter.com/5O0MxxAMC4

Giving Area Code Shout Outs in Rap Songs

*third wheel so hard i become a tricycle*

Lightning at Clearwater Beach, Florida, USA #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/0PjCFy9e8Q

"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company

if I ever sent you a text containing an exclamation point, that was a lie

.@menshumor You're not allowed to like Arrested Development. I think there is a Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives marathon that day for you.

1950's gangster and his henchman pic.twitter.com/yKgF8vTqMV