Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Billy Crystal is a national treasure. Anyone who disagrees can go to Canada.
In a bar in Hollywood where15 other dudes look exactly like me.
It's like episode of Twilight Zone where women are given bad options.
DID YOU KNOW John Cougar Mellencamp's real name is Toilet Wildcat Honeydewresort
The happiness of the drop is to die in the river.
drake looks like he knows his way around etsy
Every tweet has been done. There is nothing original left.
If you tweet anything, you're a thief
Actually, the bible never makes any direct references to the friend zone
In 7th grade I was Libertarianism in a class debate and I just said "I don't care" to everything and now I'm scared I started the Tea Party.
I have spent $1100 on roller skates this month which unfortunately exceeds my monthly roller skates budget by $300. Mom is upset. Dad is ok.
Day 1: I have gained the alpaca's trust.