Watching the Heat lose in Miami

David Stern, "From this point on, Lebron turnovers count as two points for the Heat."

Lebron two turnovers in the last two possessions of a playoff game. You know, just like Jordan. #Lebroff

Nobody understands Me.

Porn name semi-finalists:

1) Bun Direction
2) Joseph Sword-and-Sweat-It
3) Tanning Taint (Um…?)
4) Randy Jackson

Amazing Chicago skyline at Twilight, USA #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/Kbl7spTFNr

Permanently stuck between

”I really want to talk to you"

&

“I don’t want to annoy you”.

It honestly scares the shit out of me to even think about losing you.

You Out, Sis? RT "@amandabynes: I need Nicki Minaj's wig person stat! :P"

Lol Pens: pic.twitter.com/hW9CE2xg0U

Chief keef Vs katy perry pic.twitter.com/l8sftcjSHY

@amandabynes You looked gorgeous in court today, doll. Hope the casting director at The Walking Dead was paying attention.

When you eat too much Alphabet SpaghettiOs you have a vowel movement. #jokes #poop #funny #OliveGarden

Just the cabin by the lake. pic.twitter.com/L4LtqoOs

I am so in love with you & it is so overwhelming & amazing.