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A man is only as good as the beard that wears him. Merica.
Millions of sperm raced to fertilize the egg that made my daughter. Reading her report card, I can't believe the best one won.
Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.
every day I go to the pharmacy & sit at the blood pressurre machine just to feel something
I was going to bring workout clothes to New Orleans, but then I decided to not bring them and just go on living my life.
When I stop caring...
Happy Underfollowed Thursday! Star this and I will visit your TL and look for sheer brilliance. No pressure or anything.
Being a Miami Heat fan is like high fiving Starbucks employees while the locally owned coffee shop across the street boards up its doors.
My . Hair . Is . Not. Long. Enough. 😩😫
If at first you don't succeed tell yourself a litany of excuses then numb yourself with Oreo blizzards.