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My favorite vape flavor is "You Will Die Alone Hipster Trash Person"
lies i tell:
HAPPY MOLE DAY 6.02 x (10^23)!!! POUR ONE OUT FOR THE HOMIE AVOGADRO TODAY
never fall in love. because you'll let your guard down & invite them over & they might steal the emergency pizza you keep under your bed
"I don't like Coldplay." - liars
There’s a lady who’s sure handicap accessibility extends to the afterlife, and she’s suing for a rampway to heaven.
"Oh ya'll got ebola? Well the ebola in NYC is 24/7 and tastes better" - new yorker outside new york
Everyone deserves to to be with someone who wants you just as much as you want them.
Calendars can lie.
Clocks can be reset.
The time traveller didn't believe he was in 2014 until he read the tweet "Sriracha pickles are bae."
I bet whoever created Monopoly thought "This'll be a crushing indictment of capitalism" & the 1st people who played were like "I GET THE CAR
Ferntastic! (ugh sorry but seriously watch it right now it's so friggin funny) : http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/83609486f9/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-brad-pitt …