Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
science major college students always look dead and have nothing to live for.
When you miss someone and you're not allowed to tell them you miss them and it makes you miss them more and then it's morning.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, can I live there? In the place with no people?
Had a bad day. Found out Cash Cab hasn't existed since 2012 & I've spent the past 2 yrs getting into 25 different cabs every day for nothing
do u ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
Don't ask, and you shall receive.
weird people are so much more fun to be around
the surgery was a success, but we left some updog inside you
nm hbu? haha but seriously we have to get it out or you'll die
pet peeves: when i reply right away and they take forever. where could you possibly go in the .05 second i was typing my message?
brb, tranquilizing my existential fears w bullshit
the fact that there are some people in this world who don't think beyoncé is talented. this is why we could never have world peace.
If you don't get an iPhone6, there will be a bus to come by and take you to District 9 where you will live with the others of your kind.
Long showers with good music.