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'BROS BEFORE HOES!' -Single guys
The sad thing is, of course, everything.
if ur a friends > seinfeld person, u can't chill
It's so hot Noah is building an Ark in my cleavage.
Trump and Palin are sick of gotcha questions like: "Have you read a whole book?"
Or: "Is the president of the United States a citizen?"
Greatest Of All Time... #GoneTooSoon https://twitter.com/michaeljackson/status/637618423032365058 …
He was just getting started. So sad. My condolences as well to family and cast. https://twitter.com/kchenoweth/status/637710565494890496 …
Mozart: I'm the best composer of all time!
Bach: No I'm the best composer of all time
Beethoven: I can't hear you
hey don't come cloud watching with me if you dont want to hear me talk shit on the poorly formed clouds
5-year-old: *rides in the car cart*
Random woman: *pushes her cart in front of us*
5-year-old: Learn to drive, lady!
The only way to silence haters is with a force choke