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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
Delicious. RT @glinner: Russell Brand CRUCIFIES a team of dullards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2eDj39q0Fo&feature=youtu.be …
if Jennifer Aniston doesn't marry this one I'll kill myself
Booty Toning: 20 squats, 20 lunges (each leg), 20 kickbacks (each leg), 20 dead lifts. Rest 2 min in between sets. 3x
Ever had a text that broke your heart? Yeah, me too.
Twitter is perfect for me because my whole life has been a regimen of afterthoughts.
I think I pulled a back muscle eating a bratwurst yesterday. That can happen, right?