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one of a cops favorite thing to do is talk to another cop out the window while both are in different cars. this is a very difficult maneuver
Don't let me see that you've "read" my text. Respect yourself. Turn that function off.
Eat Pray Watch Star Wars
If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.
*Scarlett Johansson gets punched in Avengers*
ME: *turns to date* Just so you know, I'm really against that
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How would you like to be treated poorly but also laugh a lot?
Got one of those new swiffer wet jet mops it's like a regular mop but it cums soap all over your floor
Let me get a pint of egg nogg . Hold the nogg
I finally figured out the secret about how they make sour cream . They take sour skittles & mix them in the with cream a lot so it's sour