I put the STD in STUD, now all i need is U ;)

#eurovision is the soundtrack of a continent's death throes.

Okay so my shower just exploded and flooded my bathroom oops

time for a swim 🌊

Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you.

.@realdonaldtrump hasn't tweeted in almost 24 hours. I do hope something's wrong.

The irony of a girl sitting at the reception of a gym eating McDonalds is just something I can't cope with.

“what seems to be the bloblem officer?” -the blob trying to play it cool in front of cops

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead pic.twitter.com/ZFWEAPi0eC

Sailing stones DeathValley, California, USA #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/xpm1AI2cqH

Gay marriage needs to happen, yes - but only if that means they will televise gay divorce court.

Super Mario Dog!!!  https://vine.co/v/bEYZdetnbnK 

If we're together 👫💏

All them hoes? GOTTA GO 👉
That one ex? GOTTA GO 👉
All your bullshit? GOTTA GO 👉

Cause if not.

You GOTTA GO 😒👉

If River Song was an actual song, she'd be gangnam style. Because everyone kinda hates her but she's fu*king everywhere.

Basement pool with a swim up bar. pic.twitter.com/SoNKK6Ozw4

Doctor Who SPOILER:

The Doctor becomes addicted to meth and has a meltdown: pic.twitter.com/ZLLJRty45f