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Short girls are the cutest!
Lemme put some money on this game.
2-1 Bayern or 2-1 Dortmund.
Retweet for Bayern. Favourite for Dortmund.
"I've got to go. My Cornetto is melting up my arm" is the best excuse ever for ending a phone call.
Somewhere there’s a wiener dog named Wyniener Rider and that’s what gets me through.
I feel stupid for liking you.
Accidentally opened GarageBand again.
I just put a 6yr old in charge of watching a 2yr old. That’s like putting a cat in charge of watching a dog.
can i be honest? you're the only one i've ever spent this much time and effort on.
The tighter the jeans the more pretentious the coffee house order.
"My favorite film genre? Well, I love pharma-coms, but nothing gets me going like a good eco-thriller."