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Sorry guys Christmas isn't happening this year. Please spread the word . There is no Christmas this year
I must stop christmas
Regardless of what kind of food, my favorite serving size is always "an entire tub of"
Couples that sit on the same side of the booth when they are on a date stress me out
Florida: where the chance this is some criminal's nickname and the chance it's actually a cobra are exactly the same https://twitter.com/wesh/status/639236387246501888 …
A donut a day keeps good health away & success, friends, long-lasting relationships, a career, skinny jeans, a beach bod, the will to live..
Paul blart mall cop and chill
Me: What’s your address?
3-year-old: There’s nothing on my dress
Me: Your address is where you live
3: I keep all my dresses where I live
Sometimes the first bowl of cereal is just a warmup.
If all people really want is someone good at insults who can stoke resentment, I have nine people in my immediate family better than Trump.
Conservatives. Fierce defenders of your right to practice their religion.