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"This is hot"
*porridge has 6 pack*
"This is cool"
*porridge in leather jacket*
"this is cold"
*porridge shoots 3 gang members*
I scared my cat and she farted. This is now the greatest accomplishment of my life.
Chopped takes itself pretty seriously for a show whose prize is $10,000. 'Hey honey I won chopped, let's buy a used Toyota'
Twitter: where comedians spend their time explaining jokes.
*looks at the donuts with sprinkles behind the glass* why am i so emotional no it's not a good look gain some self control
"Hi, is your refrigerator cumming?"
*a loud splat noise is heard while a refrigerator can be heard moaning in ecstacy*
"Just as I thought"