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Shout out to the Hall of Presidents with all them robot presidents giving me nightmares and whatnot.
Coroners don't bother with an autopsy when someone has those big earlobe destroying plug things because they know it was a weed/pot OD.
I always carry a cup of coffee, just in case I have to engage in an intellectual conversation.
"Ebola is spreading to the US. I need ideas"
*Biden raises hand*
*deep sigh* “Ok… Joe?"
Wouldn't a Hamburglar steal ham?
My neighbor has a large poodle, I am building a poodle saddle, one day I will ride this majestic beast
Oh wow your voice is very talking.
Haunted houses are great if your goal is to see me shit my pants.
Why stop at keying someone's car? Key their whole family if you really want to send a message
remember that one time we let Paris Hilton become famous
[3 seconds into an argument] ...well, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT and you're correct