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Just saw a girl with a mustache! Classic Paris!
"YO IMMA SHUT DOWN THIS CLUB"
"hell yeahhhh bro"
"NO I MEAN LITERALLY. UR FIRE EXIT IS DRAWN ONTO A WALL & ONE OF YOUR BAR STAFF IS A BABY"
Today is 4 years of big time rush so happy they've made it so far
*dude in tank top runs up to me*
Bro do you even lift?
I do. I bench 1 rep of 69 lbs every day
*he gasps and kneels*
THE CHOSEN ONE
I mostly agree with people so they'll stop talking.
Sorry I haven’t called. I forgot the thing that’s constantly in my hand is also a phone
southern political ad: "one time, candidate bob whitedude touched a mexican. can you believe that shit? vote for me instead, bill richwhite"