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I put the STD in STUD, now all i need is U ;)
Okay so my shower just exploded and flooded my bathroom oops
time for a swim 🌊
Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you.
The irony of a girl sitting at the reception of a gym eating McDonalds is just something I can't cope with.
“what seems to be the bloblem officer?” -the blob trying to play it cool in front of cops
Gay marriage needs to happen, yes - but only if that means they will televise gay divorce court.
If we're together 👫💏
All them hoes? GOTTA GO 👉
That one ex? GOTTA GO 👉
All your bullshit? GOTTA GO 👉
Cause if not.
You GOTTA GO 😒👉
If River Song was an actual song, she'd be gangnam style. Because everyone kinda hates her but she's fu*king everywhere.