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Check to see if I follow you before you tweet about drugs, weed or pot. I’m #not #interested.
Checking my phone one more time before I go to sleep because apparently 533 times wasn’t enough today.
Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer.
.@arnettwill I know people make fun of me & my family’s outfits but they won’t be laughing when I definitely own the San Diego Zoo by 2016.
If you still:
Carry her bags,
Open the door for her
Tell her that shes beautiful,
And show her respect.
You're a real man.
Kirkland Signature. RT @arnettwill: Paco Rabanne, you? “@robdelaney: @arnettwill What are you wearing?”
life is nothing like a box of chocolates but more like a piñata that's stuffed with bills
a great pramk to do on ur son is, when youre on ur deathbed, make sure ur last words are "i'd rather die then hug u. see look" hahaha ownded
If you find that you're not spending as much time as you'd like with high school lacrosse teams, might I recommend: mid-range chain hotels
