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My daughter Mona has the thickest mustache on her gymnastics team.
If River Song was an actual song, she'd be gangnam style. Because everyone kinda hates her but she's fu*king everywhere.
damn girl are you a tree because i want to repeatedly hit you with an axe
So who wants a S/O "shout out"?
John Deeres and ice cold beers. Merica.
Interior design shows
Someone just left me a voicemail. Can't wait to get around to listening to it in 3 weeks.
If you think about it, my wife has already won two Powerballs.
Somehow women make a new friend every week while guys just know the same six people their entire lives.
If my children are ever rude to me I'm gonna kick them in the face.
Watch out kids. Dad's home. And he has new shoes.