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FITNESS TIP: Always give your body time to rest after every workout, even if it's only for 5 minutes or 10 minutes or 15 years.
did Giles even have a degree in library science
"Dude me and my gf are breaking up"
"I touched her butt..."
"...And i forgot to buy her a damn pizza"
YA BE SO DISRESPECTFUL TO UR PARENTS IF I EVEN SIGHED AFTER MY DAD YELLED AT ME IMAH BE OUT THE WINDOW AND NOT CLIMBIN OUT THROWN OUT
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "I like you I just don't think I'm ready for anything serious right now"
5 women in the writers' room just simultaneously burst into Joni Mitchell's "All I Want" and you could actually hear the patriarchy crumble
BUCKWILD ✌️😜🔂🔈🔉🔊 ON REPEAT! 🎧 IN 🌎 OUT!
420 doesn't mean weed lol it's a number not words people are so stupid
Go shawty, i forgot your birthday.
It's only thanks to Facebook that I know it's your birthday.
*makes announcement from Pope's balcony to thronging masses* I have chosen not to view the nudes.
A girl on Facebook typed the word "nowstalgia" and meant to do it. Like instead of nostalgia. It's heinous and I'm seething