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Saying Eminem is the greatest rapper ever
If I were a mob boss, I'd ask my henchmen to meet me down by the docks, then surprise them with a day of water skiing
I've managed a song and a half of Eurovision. I just can't do it. Sorry guys. Go on without me. Good luck.
When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now.
I have no idea what “Eurovision” is, but it sounds like every European in my Twitter feed is enduring some kind of shared hallucination.
It’s all fun and games until you remember the person you were from 2007-2010
if i had a dollar for every time i was called ugly id be broke cuz im perfect lol later losers
Women's faces in Beverly Hills look as if they're at a neverending surprise party.