Before Vine, I didn't know I could hate a person in such a short amount of time.

I TWEETED ON JAIS PHOENE OH MY GOF

¿No te caigo bien? .... pic.twitter.com/ctzqaTnjUa

Nakatsu Temple Oita, Japan #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/HWn7pYNOeE

On the 7th day God rested and watched cake farts.

Van Persie £24M, Jones £17M, de Gea £19M, Young £17M, Valencia £16M, Carrick £18.5M, Ferdinand £27.5M, Rooney £27M. pic.twitter.com/qXcTl4Gt97

how do u spell faggot pic.twitter.com/M0ZLI84H3j

God bless Merica, Springtime and sunshine.

I know I'd be a terrible soldier because every teenage employee at American Apparel intimidates me.

'Biggie' and Tupac pic.twitter.com/GOIM0XZr4b

Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won't open.

Manchester United - PL champions

Wigan - FA Cup winners

Swansea - League cup winners

Arsenal - 4th place winners

Let me help you! (Pandas in Beijing Zoo) #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/gcbiGMMgJh

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“I look just like Jon Hamm.” - me putting on a suit

“I look just like Kevin James.” - me looking in a mirror