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Libraries make me horny
4-year-old: Why are you my dad?
Me: Because I made you.
Me: With Legos.
gosh dang flabbity wabbity u have such a great smile why not show it 2 the world if u feel like it!
I am GROOT*!
*Getting Repeatedly Owned On Twitter
I feel like the moment someone says the phrase "make love" genuinely, that tells you all you need to know about them.
"Life's all about moments of impact, and how they change our lives forever." - The Vow
Anaconda's music video got you feeling dissatisfied about your butt and life.
Don’t talk about your moves, just make them.
that's one of the last straws. I'm going to throw a small tantrum, then continue putting up with both this bullshit and all future bullshit.