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No calls? I understand. 👌
No text? I understand. 👌
But ☝ when you see me with someone else, PLEASE UNDERSTAND.... 💏💑
"While onstage in Verona tonight Harry said, "This is the city of Romeo and Juliet. You are all my Juliets." OH MY GOD
Men are like waffles: they can’t talk about their feelings.
Hot summer nights, mid July, when you and I were forever wild.
Being a gay dad, I wear many different hats - having the tenderness of a mom and the playfulness of a dad.
BUT LET'S BE REAL - I LOVE HATS.
the best way to let people know you're horny is to start bouncing in your chair and pretend you're revving an imaginary motorcycle
Is your name Homework? Cause I'm not doing you, but I definitely should be.
99.9% of my sentences start with:
oh my god
Belieber-I don't care what you say! No one cares!
Me-Beliebers are annoying...
Belieber-what did you say?! I'm gonna kill you!