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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming...
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Hey gals. Remember to bring tampons to your parents' house over the holidays. Your mom hasn't had her period in years. You're welcome.
LIL B FOR PRESIDENT, GET TO STEPPIN OBAMA.
cute date idea: all nighter with me because we both need to cram for an exam and we're both lazy procrastinating pieces of trash
Just opened twitter to kill 5 minutes. That was 4 years ago. Please help me. I had a family.
One mans nut sack is another woman's lunch sack.