Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Ran outside mullet flowin, nips showin'. Hogtied a granola eatin' hippy, gave him a wet willy and said, "This ain't my first rodeo. Merica."
you have the presence of mind to pack a lunch every day? congratulations you terrify me
'They're like 12' is how you refer to anyone who is younger than you.
People who mark their age by saying "years-young" are old
Not being drunk is the worst 3 hours of my day.
watching one of your close friends get close to someone else and feeling like you're becoming less important to them <
2012/13 - Nani, Valencia, Young, Welbeck = 6 goals.
2012/13 - Terry, Ivanovic, David Luiz, Cahill = 27 goals
Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people.
People used to imagine that 2013 would be full of flying cars but all we have is blankets with sleeves.
Pain Killers Mixed With Booze