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TODAY IS NATIONAL BUY YOUR BEST FREIND A LARGE THREE TOPPING PIZZA WITH STUFFED CRUST DAY RETWEET TO RAISE AWARENESS
she wears short shirts and i eat pizza she's cheer captain and i'm still eating pizza
I started the day with chocolate buttons. So Friday is already excellent.
Getting fed up of girls just treating me like a long, hard, well toned, piece of meat...so much more to me.... Like...girth, length etc.
the beyoncé album woke me up. It is 5:17 am. Disrespectful.
Always break up just before special occasions like Christmas or birthdays to save cash.
“One adult for the Hobbit” is now the saddest thing I’ve said two years running.
Got popcorn stuck in the back of my throat and I can't get it out no matter how many times I make that kKKcKtk sound. Fri. the 13th strikes!
The proper response to, "So what are your holiday plans?" is, "Ya know, we don't have to put each other through this."
"WHEN I SAY FORE, YOU SAY SKIN! FORE" *silence* "FORE" *silence*
Backstage, Dre shook his head. Eminem's holiday special was a disaster