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I feel like if Rick Springfield really had that big of a crush on Jessie’s Girl he would have at least learned her name.
*holds resentment like it's a beautiful baby*
'Maybe forever will be our always'.
CNN: Cops Think Cops Doing Great Job, People Shot By Cops Silent On Issue
Seeing someone online be slightly wrong about how Doom works led to a serious case of xkcd 386.
PARTY TIP: Please don't forget that I love you.
Only 32 more days of being creeped out by the word "naughty."
Hey, really fit people, I had spaghetti for breakfast, how was your carrot?
Looking at the fire made me feel sleepy, fell asleep, woke up and the fire has gone out, put it back on and off we go again.
When a celebrity takes a high school kid to their prom it's a cute story, but if any other adult did it they'd be instantly arrested.