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protesting outside Taco Bell with blown-up photos of my thighs
Objection Your Honor!
"What is it, Counselor"
The jury is just a trash bag filled with squirrels
"I'll allow it"
1. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait
This just in: every small business ever doxxed by yellow pages when will the madness stop
After I eat near a stranger in a food court, I always toss them a pair of diamond earrings & say, "These have always brought me luck!"
cool bagel man..... itd b a shame if someone.... sat on it
I have a funnier account. It's at my bank! lol. hey, you guys ever throw up orange after not eating anything orange? wtf is that
*puts on book bag and kisses wife*
"don't worry, it'll be fine"
*comes home 9hrs later*
"you were right, my boss told me to buy a briefcase"
Dogs look exactly like cats if cats were bigger and looked like dogs. Makes you think