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Good Morning. Niagra Falls, more like Viagra Falls, am I correct?
the opposite of Frank Ocean is Vague River
My 5yo told me he doesn't need speech therapy because people should like him the way he is.
Sad how life robs us of this kind of wisdom.
Sometimes things have to get worse before they can get even worse.
To all the teachers who told me I'd never amount to nothing...good call.
People who follow too closely and subsequently slam their brakes while driving are almost certainly terrible lovers.
Yeah, taking my talents north to Eugene's lake to get blasted with the boys and send clap bombs from the dock gonna pick off some kayakers
America's Next Top Goth Librarian
You're only as old as you drive.
country music i LOV countrey music! my favorte country musics are: american natiomnal anthem, canadiam national anthem, mexico national anth
Your whoroscope says you're gonna get herpes.