I'm glad they changed it to "Batman" from his original name, "Wingy McOrphan"

Girls are sensitive, they overthink every little thing and they care way more than they should, but that’s what makes their love so strong.

String cheese

Just looked at the word “Austin” and thought it said “Autism.” But nope, it was “Austin.” I’m just crying really hard.

FULL TIME: City stage an incredible comeback here in St Louis, coming from 3-0 behind to beat Chelsea 4-3! #cityontour #mcfc

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GOAL CITY!!!!!! Micah Richards!!!!! 4-3!!!

The worst feeling ever: having to take a poop half way into your run... #YeahISaidIt #RunnerProbs

Taking selfies while going to the bathroom

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I desire the currency, currency & the automobiles, automobiles & the robes, the wenches, I suppose, I long to be, I long to be prosperous.

I hate seeing my boyfriend upset, it makes me just wanna hold him & kiss him a bunch.

I like texting better than talking, but really prefer the old way of seeing each other a fortnight per year.

I hate Bandwagon Hockey Fans.

Why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me