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it's Saturday night! time to let loose and party! gonna have a few beers then roam the neighborhood feeding ham scraps to all the stray cats
I wish the wise man who gave frankincense could’ve lived to see its popularity as an essential oil.
If I’m in a relationship im not looking at my girls twitter for hints lmao she better talk that shit out
I hate when you accidentally agree with a group of chatty drunk revelers on the train & suddenly you're their king
be sure to spill a little bit of blood in the carpet of every place you rent so you never really die you just vaguely haunt a few shitholes
I'm making a list / I'm checking it twice / I'm gonna find out who slept with my wife / Debra just how could you / do this
"it doesn't matter what you believe, it all ends the same"
I'm making a list and checking it twice. Gonna find out which conversation topics to avoid at family gatherings.