the janoskians are the creepiest celebrities.

High school relationships that end up in marriage ❤👍👫💏💍 >>>>>>>

"Women aren't funny." - Jerry Lewis. "Jerry Lewis isn't funny." - everyone

Lightning above the Grand Canyon, USA #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/jscSYR9lNh

All i see on twitter is "Short girls>>>>>" Well this tweet is for them tall girls, Showing yall love

Do you ever wish someone would go back to the way they were when you first started talking to them?

Saying "Release the Kraken"

#WhenIGetMarried pic.twitter.com/lCbVejVxpU

You can never "just be friends" with someone you fell in love with.

Starting Memorial Weekend Tonight.

Fat people shouldn't wear "Giants" jerseys.

BREAKING: Jerry Lewis shits gently into his diaper, doesn’t notice.

#WhenIGetMarried i don't care, i'm having. . . pic.twitter.com/wfHxN4NYPw

100% of the world's compasses point to Canada

Just read an article about Paris Hilton releasing an album. If that's not a Mis-Print, retirement could be an option.