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everyday new flowers grow!!! why not have a new cool thing in ur life!!! maybe ur own lil flower plant friend!!
Dead. Confused. And dead.
Stop giving your kids stupid names and we'll stop saying them wrong
This is hysterical.
No one is "dragging" anyone. Can twitter have an age limit?
I just landed and I have a nicki minaj fans going absolutely batshit on me. No idea why.
Dear Dave & Julia,
I apologize, but I won't be at your wedding. I was put on a no-fly list after changing my name to "Darude Sandstorm."
hehe skeletons have a rough life trying 2 avoid the dogs!!!! … . z ooHhhh HEK!!!!! i have a skeleton!!! inside!!! of!! me!!!! aHhHhHh!!!!!!
I remember a time in my life when I wasn't tired. It was a beautiful 9 months in the womb.
I don't need your full attention at all times. I am NOT that girl. However, I do need to FEEL appreciated. Common sense.
I once left a bar that was getting too crowded by throwing a $20 on the table and climbing out the window
it was the right thing to do