Tony Soprano was the kind of mob boss I wish I'd been.

A Boyfriend / Girlfriend who'll straight up tell Females / Guys "I'm taken" >>>> That's Real! 💯

I was all pissed because the airline lost my luggage, then I read actual sad news. Life back in perspective. #RIP #JamesGandolfini

one of the perks of being a woman is you can squeeze your tit and honk at people when they get in your way

If you're not watching Italy vs Japan grab a chair, pick it up, and hit yourself in the face with it.

fav for a DM to 6/6 and tweet me who you want i'll do a bunch before i sleep :)

Every time I see a duck in a pool I think about him. Rest in peace Gandolfini.

Never fuggedaboutit.

Water slide through a shark tank at the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, USA #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/uoLZgdyNgL

I'm just not fair.

Listos para dar #FollowBackSeguro? RT RT RT

I'm more excited to see my suitcase come down the baggage carousel at an airport than I am to see most people.

A veces.. pic.twitter.com/NUJJ5crHr7

End of workout "cooldown"  https://vine.co/v/huWirAMXE6X 

*clears mind of all wories & fears*
..chicken nugets
*crowd cheers*
"k sir how many pieces"
*crowd groans*
"WEVE BEEN IN LINE FOR HOURS MAN"