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*Neil Armstrong steps on moon*
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
*turns off mic*
Guys I just pooped on the moon
My married friends: "Have you met anybody?"
Me: "How? All I do is hang out with you guys and your kids but you never invite a hot friend."
legalize my medicine im 14 and ive smoked twice chill vibes only open your mind buddy i know everything
I think most of the time people don't let themselves be happy because sadness is the only thing they're familiar with
It's super cute when people talk to me as if there is any chance I'm listening
Is your crush still not responding? Try this-- text them: "what if I died and this is the last text u ever saw from me haha."
Still apologizing for something i did in a dream she had.......3 weeks ago.