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Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU WON'T FUCKING STICK @#$*%$*%^(&^
I'm at Dick's Sporting Goods. Their Black Friday Sale was so HUGE and long that people are still coming.
I'll know the terrorists have won when they can stand down a herd of my relatives asking them why they're not married yet.
Hipsters don't fart. They just make fart noises with their mouth and then smirk. It smells like wasted potential.
Anal bleaching isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I’ve been sitting in a tub of Clorox for two hours and it’s really starting to burn my ass.
Cocka doodle doo and gobble gobble sound dirty, but not particularly sexy.
Fowl language is not meant for everyone.
Fowl language is not meant for everyone.
I discovered the best way to untangle Christmas lights is with scissors. I now have to buy new ones but you can't put a price on my sanity.
Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don't they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh?
The family's asleep. I finally have the hotel room to myself. Time to practice my supermodel runway walk.
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