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Before Vine, I didn't know I could hate a person in such a short amount of time.
I TWEETED ON JAIS PHOENE OH MY GOF
On the 7th day God rested and watched cake farts.
God bless Merica, Springtime and sunshine.
I know I'd be a terrible soldier because every teenage employee at American Apparel intimidates me.
Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won't open.
Manchester United - PL champions
Wigan - FA Cup winners
Swansea - League cup winners
Arsenal - 4th place winners
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“I look just like Jon Hamm.” - me putting on a suit
“I look just like Kevin James.” - me looking in a mirror