There is no past. There is no future. There is only this moment. And you're using it to read this?!?

If you're a 16 year-old girl singing the national anthem at a game, congrats on your dad being rich!

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Cloud Waves over Panama City, Florida, USA #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/uK7Jfc4hal

If we're TOGETHER👫💏

All them hoes? GOTTA GO 👉
That one ex? GOTTA GO 👉
All your bullshit? GOTTA GO 👉

Cause if not.....

You GOTTA GO 😒👉

"the higher the heels, the closer to God" pic.twitter.com/XlqMUuyK7h

Celebrating all holidays by getting piss drunk.

Who else is having a boring Saturday night? 😒

If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. The world needs more of that.

the only reason im even at the grocery store pic.twitter.com/L3sA9REs2A

Smoking meth

.@ryandolanmusic you should've sung the Connected song from Alive-O #guaranteedpoints

Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.

Getting away with killing a man and then winning a couple Super Bowls

Nothing makes me feel whiter than trying to clap along to a song.