eating a entire box of macaroni and cheese by myself for strenght and power

shoutout to ads that have like, a thousand people purposefully marching together to inspiring music and then it's for eggs or some shit

dear boys i will give you free kisses if you come over and hold me while i sleep

as fresh as death pic.twitter.com/UzynrrWdDl

. @xbox Bring back the DRM, please. We’ll do anything for you, please! #BringBackXboxOneDRM

My baby is taking a shower pic.twitter.com/aFZoZCcWiY

Yup. pic.twitter.com/V6Ykr1z4MI

#ChangeBrazil massive thank you to @dylanobrien and @poulterwill for their support pic.twitter.com/eFnjZQkYkP

if miley cyrus turned bi her catch phrase should be "i get the best of both worlds"

Lampard pic.twitter.com/h1HhxoLINI

I HATE WHEN I PUT FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE & IT STARTS MAKIN EXPLOSIVE NOISES SO I CHECK AND ITS STILL COLD. LIKE WHY U GOTTA PLAY ME LIKE THAT

.@amandabynes honey you know that webbing in-between your eyes is called a nose right?

I can't sleep unless the room is cold. 👌

Ppl make a big deal whether @kingjames had headband on or off-does not matter dude is # 1even if he played hoops with a THONG on !Time 4 ZZZ

The best relationships tend to start off as friendships.