R.I.P. to all the relationships that are about to end because Summer is coming.

Not to brag but I'm followed by 11 Justin Biebers, 6 Barack Obamas and 4 Lady Gagas.

"You again?" - flight attendant as I boarded the plane.

Cem Adrian - Nereye Gidiyorsun

Warning, humanity: if I go down, I'm taking you with Me.

Today, in honor of World Goth Day, sack Rome.

One day, it was perfect. The next day, it was over.

you have the presence of mind to pack a lunch every day? congratulations you terrify me

white people who drink too much have been trying to change my mind about tom waits for ten years so dont even bother, guys

Girls like Spock cuz Spock's like "logically I should not feel love" and we're all like "oh yes you will, you little hot Vulcan bastard."

FAV si eres un pic.twitter.com/3guc7yp21l

'They're like 12' is how you refer to anyone who is younger than you.

So Mario Gotze won't be playing in the Champions League final against his future club because of an "injury"? Hmm... pic.twitter.com/s9YGXkEBoV

People who mark their age by saying "years-young" are old

Not being drunk is the worst 3 hours of my day.