#fave1Dmemories pic.twitter.com/FVhAEN1YVl

#fave1dmemories HARRY FALLING OVER AT GAY WE SHALL NEVER FORGET pic.twitter.com/yiaONSA72q

if you tie 2 tampons together you can make raccoon nunchucks

Dad to his two ish year old son in line at the donut store, 'You ready to party?'

#fave1dmemories WHEN WE HACKED IN AUCKLAND AIRPORT SECURITY JUST TO WATCH HARRY DO THIS FOR 2 HOURS pic.twitter.com/AzjStil1jz

Homer Simpson on the Bible: “All these people are a mess…except this one guy.”

Have a safe trip @myjaps @iammjmeng <3 Juli3lmo RedMask Medley

Honestly, I would rather hear a guy say, "I made plans for us." Instead of the usual, "I don't know, it's whatever you wanna do.

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You know God only had one child because he considered Sunday a day of rest.

Hi this is lukes mum my son is a lil shit

A woman on the beach in Iran, 1960 pic.twitter.com/OI5pVlW7bD

@emmablackery advise for you right now...
Do this: pic.twitter.com/D4XNr9X33u

The first time I saw a boob, I congratulated the girl on 'growing such a magnificent blob'.

I was weird.

Soviet sniper Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the most 'successful' female sniper in history with 309 confirmed kills. WWII pic.twitter.com/9c8JxL6s16