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3-year-old: It's going to be a good day.
3: I put my shoes on the right feet.
3: *walks out with shoes on the wrong feet*
if you have depth, emotion, and a creative mindset. we'll get along just fine.
Fact: 100% of people opposed to gay marriage are terrible in bed.
So embarrassing for the bride at a Ku Klux Klan wedding. "I'm supposed to be the only one in white, you guys! Dammit!"
R2D2: beep bloop
R2D2: beep bloop beep
LUKE: I did not
R2D2: *shows hologram of Luke watching Wookie porn*
LUKE: THAT WAS 1 TIME
With their wizards and dragons and white people, the Ku Klux Klan sounds like the most hateful DnD game ever.
"More like the Ku KLUTZ Klan!" --probably a white dude to another, less-coordinated, white dude at some point in America's history.
Can the Ku Klux Klan still holding meetings after Labor Day? They don't seem like a fashion-conscious group but it's still a legit question.
Free joke for teens to use: Only Number 2 pencils can be used in school because school is poop.
Worst thing about a Ku Klux Klan rally is all the sauerkraut at the potluck. Buncha sheets filled with hate farts crowding a burning cross.