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In another 30 yrs, anyone who can do math in their head will be thought to have supernatual powers.
When you're having a bad day, snuggle some puppies.
... sweater puppies.
temporary worth from other ppl seemed easy, now i see what may take a lifetime to create inside of me is reality
Don't forget to be thankful for strangers on the Internet as you neglect your family.
When it's there...you don't need to explain it.
It just makes sense and it's enough.
[The day after Thanksgiving]
"Thank God! It's Black Friday."
- Robinson Crusoe
"Wow rude. I'm right here."
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. Okay, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.
she is a very well constructed mess
Choices, choices, choices
I can get up & pee
Or flip the mattress later
I HATE ALL OF YOUR STUPID THANKSGIVING TWEETS!
Hahaha kidding, your tweets are funny, I just hate you
The darkness brings rest and comfort.
So why do you fear the darkness?
I'm thankful for myself, obviously
Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage
Me: for the last 7 years
Oh you date one person at a time, you're so 1992.
When I said to fill me up, I didn't mean the turkey.
I fight for myself and my rights because I know who I am. I will get angry and push through because defeat is never an option in my life.
No matter how tall you are
You can never see tomorrow.
I'm in the mood for midget porn.
Lives get busy, schedules get hectic, but you always find the time, if you so choose