Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I thought I fell in love last week, but it was just nicotine withdrawal.
What does it all mean when everything means nothing.
What do you mean Twitter isn't a religion?
We're all followers aren't we?
Of course I retweet. I'm Canadian.
Politeness is beaten into us as children.
Sometimes I feel like telling kids; adults are full of shit. They pretend to know more than you but in reality they don't have a clue either
I found your footprints in my ruin.
If anyone has seen me, let me know. I've seem to have lost myself.
Med commercials, stop with the side effects shit. I like to be surprised.
How much for the punching bag?
Ma’am that’s your heart.
I see tweets with 1,964 RTs and I'm over here like, "Well, I got 8 RTs on that one 4 months ago."
Nothings shuts up kids faster than a throat cutting gesture.
I will rip your heart out and make you feel the most heartbreak you've ever felt and you'll still love me. I can do no wrong.
When white girls die their ashes are sprinkled on top of pumpkin spice lattes.
My idea of a nude selfie is one where I'm not holding a drink.
I wish I were Italian so I could yell at people for no reason.
Why is it when I flirt with your avi it doesn't flirt back.
I mean I flashed it and everything.
Martha you misunderstood me. I didn't say 'I need a Mountain Dew: Code Red.' I was letting you know how badly I need a regular Mountain Dew
Is Retweeting ok?
That's all I've done so far.
Personally, I don’t understand why you’d keep your sewing kit in a haystack in the first place.......
Sometimes, the people you think dont want to talk to you are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.