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I've come to an age, or maybe it's maturity, where if the people I love are happy and healthy, not a whole lot else really matters.
You say delusional
I say balls should be included in the length
He is the kind of song
She wouldn't mind falling in love with
And listening to everyday.
I say we wake up with a different attitude today. Positive thoughts, positive attitude, positive life!!
Nothing holds me back as hard as I do.
Pro tip: Hide behind large labia to be protected from ebola.
My memory serves me like a shitty waiter.
I'm sorry I tortured you by caring too much.
Loving you.. sure is hard work but little do you know that I busted out of hardship like the rose that grew out of the concrete
"ill show you it on YouTube"
*types "y" into address bar*
GF: "did that just say YouPorn"
GF: "show me"
*throws iPad at the moon*
<------Respects the butt, loves the butt.
Mmmm rubs the butt
That pitter patter thing
that happens in the heart
It's an alarm for the soul
saying all that came before -
it's gone, no matter what
It's funny how a person says they will do anything to keep you when you're leaving,
but wouldn't do it the whole time you were with them.
Maybe we’re made to love things that are bad for us because Mother Nature wants us to die young. That way we have less years to destroy her.
To have standards so high, that you miss out on all the real beauty.
Too tired to even masturba
The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or touched as they are felt with the heart
At least I'm having a better day than this chick buying a lottery ticket and a home pregnancy test.
Sometimes the universe just chooses you to be the thimble in Monopoly.
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