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I'm one of those weird people that truly just wants everyone happy.
If my psychiatrist said "There's really nothing more I can do for you", that means I'm cured right??
Turns out that it's not a good idea to exclaim SHIT! WE'VE BEEN BURGLED, when you come home and she's tidied up. I know that now.
Make sure to spend all of your time judging others so you never have to look at what shambles your own life is in.
I make no apologies for who I am, why I cry, why I laugh, why I dance, why I sing, why I smile, what I believe, who I love and how I love.
Love someone who digs your goofy side, too.
Love is a choice... so is hate... so is forgiveness... so is trust...
change is never easy.
but, neither is staying the same.
Twitter: Where anything you say will be written down and retweeted against you.
The biggest to lose and the hardest to regain is the trust within yourself.
*Eats cold poptart while waiting for poptart to toast*
It takes more strength to let go than to hang on.
The hardest part of
is when you realize
that no matter
how slow you go
they are not
going to run
Imitation Crab: Hey
C: Do I know u?
IC: Do I know u?
C: Stop that
IC: Stop that
C: *moves sideways
Except for the extra you pay when you pay extra
Hope floats, honey so hang on and start kicking.
Breakfast: 300 calories
Lunch: 400 calories
Dinner: 600 calories
Evening Snack: 2,400,000 calories
Dignity so lost you'd think I hid it when I was stoned.
As oil seeps from behind my face into the water, I recall her last words.
"Look at all the pretty rainbows."
"I am malfunctioning," I said.