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Age is only a number??? Don't think so dumbass....."age" is a word.
My raincoat is made of ducks stapled together.
After 10 years, I am still unsure of what The Rock is cooking.
Hope is for people who want to be eternally damned.
Let he who is without sin...
Die of boredom.
"I'll have the burrito bowl" --a coward
Twitter is for people who play with their mind to give away your heart and soul to your followers.
I hate it when I'm talking about how cool and impressive I am and the only response I get is "what's skyrim?"
Does this look infected?
*points at Facebook profile pic*
...Shh, not right now.
I'm internalizing my anger and frustration.
I would never save a hoe. Property promises return income.
People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.
When women go wrong.. men go Right after them
One morning you'll turn a corner and I'll be there.
One day you'll look up and I'll be there.
One night you'll reach out and I'll be there.
A women's intuition will have her knowing that you screwed up even before you actually screw up because we're women and we have that power:)
Never underestimate someone just because they smile freely and often.
Columbus discovered America like I discovered the Internet.
Does being a Ginger count as a superpower?
Life is no competition, find your happiness and stay there.