Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
It's the sweetest thing when they make you feel less ordinary.
"Hate" is a very strong word. "Hate" can bench press like 350.
I feel like a was just hit by a truck. But then I threw myself in front of a truck....it feels way worse. Lesson learned.
*stops obsessing over what might be*
*seeks purpose in what already is*
The best life advice I can give is to never go outside ever again...
I tried doing as little as possible at work today, but ppl started mistaking me for management!
It just hit me that we have about 40 more years of Taylor Swift to endure.
Whoever said "out of site, out of mind" must have had a terrible memory.
It takes courage to show someone your heart after it's been broken ~•
My inner circle doesn't have enough people to actually form a circle.
If I'm staring intently at you while you're speaking to me, its cuz I'm trying to use the force to make your mouth stop moving.
I miss when $5 dollars was considered gas money.
*lifts head just enough to eat pizza*
Coffee so black a fat white girl served it.
YOU CALL THE NUMBER THAT ONCE BELONGED TO YOUR DEAD FATHER. SOMEONE ELSE ANSWERS. YOU LISTEN, HOPING TO HEAR YOURSELF IN THE BACKGROUND.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from twitter without revealing anything.
Pay attention to their actions... They'll tell you all you need to know.
Be my escape from reality
Car dealer had a "HUGE CAR SALE" sign out front so I stopped in. Such bullshit! I looked all over. All they had were regular sized cars.