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If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to
I downloaded your avi & had it scanned onto my favorite blanket. So we sleep together every night. You're always on top! I know. Fun right?
"It's hard out here for a thug," I tell myself while spending an hour figuring out which shampoo I'm suppose to buy.
Girl, are you a fairy tale princess because I want to poison you
There is little difference between the broken and the brave.
I feel like a vinyl in a MP3 world.
So who's bright idea was it to call them a TC and not an eBae?
This is twitter.
Please leave common sense and intelligence at the door.
Hey. I need you.
What are words friends shouldn't have to say for $500 Alex?
Sorry you were fooled into doing what was ultimately in your best interest.
Neither I am perfect nor you are. But yeah we are perfect together.
My heart beats in unison with my children's . Their joy and pain resonates through my veins . An unexplainable bond .
A mistake so good I did it twice.
[Sees a girl reading Fahrenheit 451]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] b..."
*Fahrenheit 451 spotaneously combusts*
It's so rare when someone inspires you not to change, but to be a better version of yourself. Cherish that, it may never happen again.
Every woman has a little freak in her.
Just takes the right man to bring it out.
The only thing I miss about talking to people on the phone is hanging up on people while talking to them on the phone.
Out here we light the sky on fire.
me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!
flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt
You. My heart. Not a fair fight.