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Making you feel as hopelessly out of control as you make me feel. I hope.
I ran into Ku
So I gave him a big hug
And I said "Hi Ku!"
The Wizard of Oz is my favorite movie about two women fighting over shoes.
At some point, I'm sorry becomes irrelevant
Your car looks like you have nothing to lose. So, i'm not parking next to you.
Too many of us got on the elevator after the Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting and now we're all stuck, screaming and vomiting.
Of all God's creatures, Man is the only one that can belch the alphabet.
But there are wounds that time can not erase
And those reveal your scars.
Places you must visit before you die.
Lowers eyes modestly.
A really cool bonus feature would be the ability to delete other people's Tweets.
Silence begins when a white page opens.
Pay no attention to the little man in the boat behind the meat curtain.
I'll use "Feel My Heat" by Mark Wahlberg & John C Reilly as our wedding song if I WANT to, Tanya.
The person that invented small talk is dead, right?
CATS: We got a lifetime of naps and belly rubs. What about you?
HUMANS: Superior intellect
C: Cool what's it for?
H: Math and feeling bad
Found your feelings for me at a thrift store.
*Samsung Galaxy Note II released*
"THAT 5.5" SCREEN IS RIDICULOUS"
*iPhone 6 Plus released*
"THAT 5.5" SCREEN IS GLORIOUS"
The Goonies (1985) A crew of professional pirates die after getting their ship stuck in a cave but some kids have no problem getting it out.
I thought once that my smile was permanently gone. It came back. And I know that even though it hides again, it isn't completely gone.