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3 ways to get a jammed ring off your finger:
Thanksgiving grocery list:
"All you need is love" Really? Because I can think of like 352 things that I need more than that bullshit.
Nothing gives me more anxiety than knowing the shingles virus may already be inside of me.
Found a box in the attic with a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap. Hard to believe that was almost a year ago.
Every time you present yourself to be someone you are not, your soul dies a little.
Let us stay in bed all winter
And talk of things and not
We'll eat takeout in our jim-jams
And we'll slowly lose the plot
You never forget that special someone who made you hate yourself.
no but for real where do you find people to like in real life
The only adult skill college prepared us for was depression.
"So, what's your dream guy like?"
"Long hair, nice beard... Talented musician and filmmaker..."
"...so Rob Zombie?"
I've never been addicted to Twitter. . .
I have however been addicted to the
People who make it what it is..
A beautiful place to be
You know you ladies all had that one song that made your panties drop.
I'm a DJ!!!
The bad part about being your own worst enemy is knowing there is nowhere you can hide.
Imagine a person who really loves hearing you talk. Now go talk to THAT person.
Damn girl, you must be a treadmill because I want to get on you but know I'll regret it tomorrow.
Kanye looks lovingly at Kim...
"Thank you for coming to my wedding."
I saw Mommy's bitter, drawn-out divorce from Santa Claus.
Everybody on twitter is here for the same reason. The common denominator is, it fills a void.
Every woman at some time in her life should be loved by a man, who whispers heaven into her mind, love into her heart and warmth in her soul