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SLICE is just a mango drink,not a mango flavored condom!
Take it easy girl Dont give Kaamasutra expressions for an Aamsutra ad
I'm eating mangoes and watching Vice.
True love is like a fine wine, the older the better.
christ. i cannot stop saying benedict cumberbatch to the tune of photograph by nickelback now
tell people the nice true things you believe about them
If you've lost every bet you've ever made, congratulations! You're now qualified to work on Wall Street.
when i find a wrapped up diaper in a parking lot i like to run over em. it's my gallagher-watermelon thing
You are part of a puzzle in someones life. You may never know where you fit. But, someones life may never be complete without you in it
we need easier mac
Stop waiting for the perfect moment. Take the moment you have and make it perfect.
not sure how high i am but easy mac just became too much work.
There should be a police tip line to call if you see someone buy an individual sized bag of plain M&M's
No, Twitter is not the failure of communication. Nor the communication of failure. It is the failed communication of failed communication.
Charles Manson would LOVE Coachella.