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[little girls singing]
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Me: Three, four, I have a boyfriend.
"A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person." Dave Barry
The devil is real. I promise.
You'd think amount of coverage Im getting one news provider would get my details right. I'm 32, 2 boys Milton & Maurice & 1 cat cuddles 😉😊KD
And now it sits there in the sky, melting us into our own clothes. Laughing at us. Making fools of us all. One day we will destroy you, sun.
.@support again, I suffer online abuse https://twitter.com/5nowdog5/status/616143887992795140 …
i ate a burrito in the dark and spilled beans all over my pants. as soon as the lights come back on i'm gonna look like a huge idiot