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Me: I really don't think I'm that clumsy.
Wife: You sprained an ankle napping.
she likes me at my best
she wants me at my worst
Everything is from me, myself & I. Love interacting & answering questions. Will only "like" b-day & hello requests:) https://twitter.com/lexdarko/status/670621280228413440 …
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My favorite football team lost.
I will not react with violence.
Rather, I will quietly, angrily, decorate my house for Christmas.
after this brutal lambasting in the press it looks like I may never get a job in journalism, which is fine because I am a web developer
I've got nothing but mad love for other creators who have a strong focus on holding the door open for others entering their field
Can someone please uninvent cottage cheese???
the guardian quoted my twitter, the australian quoted my tumblr, whats next?? someone quoting my sad vague facebook statuses from 2009???
Ladies and Gentlemen
Girls and Boys
Kittens and Cougars ...
Goodnight lovely people!
Sleep well when the time comes.
shut the 🐬 up
Making relatible 90s references is my new brand now.