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Your mother eats dry Friskies cat food while watching Law & Order: SVU
well, goodnight. if I don't ever tweet again please assume it's because I died doing something heroic and uncharacteristically athletic
So many tears & sympathy for a terrorist proves one thing - that the real enemies of India, like in the past, are within its borders
as a taurus I get cranky when I can't complete work tasks and also am mainly found in the Safari Zone
The Minions are a cautionary tale about genetically modified corn, right?
person: go for it, what's the worst that could happen
me, taking out a thousand mile long scroll: WELL,
[principal] someone threw up in the gym
[dog janitor] this is what i live for
"You ever get a bill so high, you laugh at it". That's a line a real comedian thinks of.
American psycho is SO good
I will knock your block off.
Lets talk to each other and motivate each other rather than SHOOT E