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someone please get me in touch with the little boy who died & went to heaven. i want to astral project him into my ex-wifes castle for intel
Life would be better if the Imperial March played every time you walked into a room
Mayanti Langer contributing to Indian cricket more than Stuart Binny.
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Dhoni must walk out to bat with Stone Cold music playing at the back.
Go dumb on the p😂
Wake up every morning with the idea that something wonderful is possible today.
5-year-old: You're lying. How are babies really made?
Me: Two consenting adults get drunk and stupid.
we are broken in ways only we can see and they all wonder why we can't just be like everyone else when forests are weeping
Dhoni sacrificing batting at home ground. I thought he grew up in India.
I know I regret mine.
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If you only pray when you're in trouble... You're in trouble.
dislike: people who are impatiently rude to cafe staff then look around at me and others seeking support while shaking their head