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Imagine the look on Lionel Richie's face when he realised that the blind girl was actually looking for Chris Kamara.
Be patient. Good things come to those who wait.
Another day explaining to a millennial who Tone Loc was.
'Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.'
I'm 25 years old and I still check under the bed and in my closet for murderers every night before I go to bed
The closest I'll ever get to being a hippy is making my own ice.
Some are born great. Others have greatness thrust upon them. I spend ages looking for a dressing gown belt then realise it's on inside out.
*Wife asks me to sit down*
"I feel like I should tell you that a bird flew in through the chimney. I removed it-"
*I've already fainted*
My 14yo won his debate tournament. There'll be no living with him now.
oh my god becky look at her morals