Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
SWERVIN: teens chug pepsi
"are you sure you're good to drive dude?"
"yea bro it's not like we drank mountain dew"
*crashes into parked car*
Kinda in the mood to be in a hot tub on a balcony at a luxury hotel in nature
"What's up Doc," says Bugs Bunny. The news isn't good. Daffy caught a blast to the beak. Permanent brain damage. Elmer is in custody.
aww cute kid but i hate it
if i were a pizza even just for a day
I don’t want to tell you what to do, but I could in 842 different voices…& believe me, at least 497 of them are VERY compelling.
support my kickstarter for "Loofahrrignos", loofahs with the hulk on 'em. pledge $50, i'll send a pic of me using it. for $100 i'll sign it
personal brand update: kind of like a rapper but instead of 'spitting rhymes' into the 'mike' i whisper secrets to flowers
dam bby are you winter? because you'll be coming soon
A Time Warner guy just ended our call by saying "God bless you and everyone you love."
Eddie House was the best PG in the game
So many new and delicious flavors of vodka, it's a really exciting time to be an alcoholic mom.
Sorry for plugging shows where I make actual money, the free tweeting will resume soon
But I’m glad I can watch Kobe again. I can live without D.Rose. NBA with no Kobe feels weird
FYI: Hugging the Olive Garden waitresses is not allowed even if you whisper in their ears when you hug them, "It's okay, we're family."
TODAY IS A WHOLE 24 HOURS FOR YOU TO BECOME THE HAPPIEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE !!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN !!!