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all you need is safety goggles and a dream
Say no, say no, say no, say no....
"Sir, Would you like fries with that?"
when i get married, i'm gonna say my vows like the dude from the B-52s
the only good songs are power ballads where the woman does a big grunt at the point of an epic key change. everybody knows that
Not everyone is a gymrat
Not everyone is a yogi
Not everyone is a sports player
Not everyone is a dancer
Find your fitness
*pulls up to biker bar on a Vespa wearing a sweater vest with a patch that says Hecks Angels*
Today I saw a girl with a skirt so short her parents divorce was showing.
[I'm a baseball catcher only I don't know the hand signals so I'm just flipping the pitcher off and hes trying to throw the ball at my head]
A girl that I used to date who would say "here's to staying single and seeing double" before each shot she drank,is married to a millionaire
Both sides: I want a return of my ancient peoples homeland
Me: have either of you blazed and looked for the adult stuff in adventure time