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Spurs rested af. Duncan probably feel fresh out of Wake Forest again
people say cartoons today are too violent but tom & jerry was violent and look at all the baby boomers did (warcrimes & gutting the economy)
[interviewing for job]
what are your strengths
"my weaknesses are actually my strengths"
As the years went by, my wife's jewelry collection grew larger. One piece for each mistake I'd made. Our secret to a lasting relationship.
My milkshake brought all the ants to the yard.
99% of the creative process is being outraged you, at some point, had a vision
kiss yourself before you piss yourself
7 keys to life:
1. God first
2. Love one another
3. Never hate
4. Give generously
5. Live simply
6. Forgive quickly
7. Be kind always
I'm 89% sure the pitch for this movie was "we have two famous white men who will act together."
Dang my legs are tired. I guess I'll just chop them off & grow a couple new boys
[filming a snapchat on the street]
Old woman: Are you filming a video?
Old woman: And that's what you look like?
Has anyone tried telling men running for president to calm down?
Cruz is back out of the news cycle, time for him to appoint his Attorney General and Secretary of State.
flaming other dudes for claiming feminism to get laid when you're clearly doing the same is the marvin's room of psuedo activism