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Do not regret growing older; it is a privilege denied to many.
I'd say the peak of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, maybe cinema in general, is when that giant woman turns into a bunch of crabs
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I got in a row with the people at my line dancing club last night.
nobody cares about you as much as you're worried they do
Movie Narrator Voice: He's a thirsty rando. She's a fake gamer girl. Together they both *record scratch* deserve each other.
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good thing about stayin in on sat nite is u can take klonopin & look at ur face in a mirror for ages & eventually time becomes a quiet noise
The best part of the night is always the drive home, especially if drake is on the radio
If you are not stoned and watching The Devil Wears Prada right now then let me ask you this: do you even enjoy life at all