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The new Sin City trailer looks cool and all, but they know there's other Instagram filters they can use right?
If I ever have to testify I'm wearing a powdered wig so everyone thinks the courtroom sketch artist is an idiot.
If you can't handle me at my worst then don't disturb me at my desk.
hey floss your teeth
The health food you're eating today will be unhealthy in six months
My ex-girlfriend was a makeup artist. She turned making shit up into an art.