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I Will do a. walk
A man walks into a bar. It's Daniel Craig. I very quickly remove my now meaningless wedding ring and throw it into the trash.
BLACK PEOPLE TAKING EVERY L IN THE ALPHABET
IM BOUTTA THROW UP
Once you see results, you get addicted
the weird kids turn in2 the kids u wanna b
One of my favorite gags is to take a foreigner to a low-rent carnival and tell them it's NASA's astronaut training program.
i want to be alone as much as i want company
4 y.o: I used the potty. Can I have a treat?
Me: No. You always go in the potty
4: I can stop
Apparently I negotiate with terrorists
In love with you, in a relationship with the absence of you.
Calm down Los Angeles. I'm back.
Scarlett Johannson's brainpower increases to 11%. She immediately, apologetically tears up her contract w/ the apartheid soda machine people