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  • carlyken
      Carly Danger @carlyken

    What if at the end of Breaking Bad they drop Bryan Cranston into witness protection and that's the beginning of Malcolm In The Middle?

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Sometimes I write jokes but most times I'm too busy paying my dark overlord in blood favors.

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