Most favorited tweets, ever...
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."
Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn't really narrow it down much.
We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion. All of this happened because of you. Thanks
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchuks, no one's eating fish ever again.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
