Most favorited tweets, ever

all girls should feel beautiful. a real man knows to treat a lady like a queen. ur happiness comes from theirs. step up fellas. #girlrespect

@justinbieber

A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.

@WhatTheFFacts

@selenagomez I miss you because apparently we're one in the same..!!!

@ddlovato

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

@shitmydadsays

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. You ain't nothing but a hoe. U think you're cool, u think you're classy. Reality Check: You're really trashy. ;)

@FunnyJokeBook

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@longcat222

Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.

@Drake

My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

@roughdiction

Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.

@TheNoteboook

Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's your excuse?

@jwmoss

Please fave this tweet in support of Bea’s boobs and I’ll donate 10¢ for every fave to the ACS for breast cancer research.

@Mike_FTW

Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn't really narrow it down much.

@fireland

WARNING: This tweet is not for younger readers! OK, here we go. Tits.

@ConanOBrien

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchuks, no one's eating fish ever again.

@sween

Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?'
Me: 'What kind of font is this?'

@rainnwilson

@ddlovato hahaha flashback!!
Oh, good times

@selenagomez in reply to ddlovato

A few simple tips: Don't promise when you're happy, Don't reply when you're angry, and Don't decide when you're sad.

@RealWizKQuotes

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

@ladygaga

Pretty proud to say I'm probably the only kid that ever hugged Voldemort. Even if it was awkward #voldemorthuggedme

@TomFelton

Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, live truly, and and forgive quickly.

@paulocoelho

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