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Biebs stop trying to be a hardass. We know you're crying behind those aviators.
i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one
In the Middle Ages, mistakes and spelling errors made while writing were blamed on a "typo" demon named Titivillus.
Sometimes, picking the perfect nail color can feel like the most important decision of the day.
I wish I could lay in bed and get ready at the same exact time.
40% of people who are rejected in a romantic relationship slip into clinical depression.
Holy fuck I kid you not I’m caught in the middle of a fucking stand off with armed police! Only in LA people. Only in LA!
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
Leo's are the best! -drops mic-
You can use your headphones as microphones by plugging them into the microphone jack of your computer.
i need to get my eyebrows done and my hair done and i'll feel better mayube
wish this college would blow up
Give a fuck nigga whaaat.
There is a perfume made to smell like Play-Doh for "highly creative people."
I feel bad for the moms who only get that fake appreciation once a year.
The sperm of ducks have antibiotics in it which help to stop the spread of STI's. The brighter the bill, the more antibiotics.