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Can I get paid for being lazy & annoying
Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren't and it doesn’t matter.
We never "lose" friends, we just learn who our real ones are.
oh fuck i forgot to put nsfw
Already turned my pc off to shower, found out we are out of hot water, waiting without my computer on
gonna try to shower and see it it helps me clear some snot out
It's a beautiful day to leave me alone
Psychology claims that the best relationships are the ones you didn't expect to be in.
If you pronounce the names of products wrong while in an Apple Store, the employees are not allowed to correct you.
Psychology says, the person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.
Penis enlargement surgeries are free in Cuba.
ready for Uff ? ♥
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I fucking farted dude
A male’s testicles hang at different lengths so they don’t damage each other or collide when running/sitting.