@kasanderp I am going to pretend those statements are not related. #betterthatway

@bulls_horns I follow you religiously and fuck you must be stoned. #fuckstoned

Steal this tweet!

@kasanderp I am NOW following @matty_softmitts AND hate babies.

@feliciadewar @whocuppedmycake Not ALL of course. Not my mom.

@kasanderp Am I the only boy? #soulmates

@whocuppedmycake At least you woke up! #eternalsleep

@whocuppedmycake Cutest little muffin top.

@kasanderp Brilliant, what else do you need to know? #itsJello

@whocuppedmycake @mysecretlife01 Whaaaat? How can a move like that NOT work?

@kasanderp BFF's! Another reason to live. That makes 2.

4 @joewhitbread RT @schindizzle If you load toilet paper so the open end goes under instead of over the roll, you don't deserve a clean ass.

@whocuppedmycake ahhhh I see.........

RT @whocuppedmycake Seems like a lot of mothers are whores. Not my Mum.

@whocuppedmycake But are you a mom.......?

@shanethevein Ya! Except it is my PS3 and 3somes causing grief.

@whocuppedmycake Is it televised?

They don't need it, but do make me laugh. #FF @capricecrane @bulls_horns @hannahsatana @bettyfckinwhite @bad_xample @pinupmom @smethanie

@whocuppedmycake pfffft, feelings are for the weak.

@whocuppedmycake lol I suppose so. Maybe tomorrow you luck will change.