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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on

    • 1,960
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    pattyiscattyBrdnHatesYouislandjaimeleesonja1upJaneDozeyMon_x_TeycarlitosvilchisRealJinjaNinja
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    BrdnHatesYousonja1upJaneDozeyMon_x_TeyRealJinjaNinjadavid_tulldbarefieldJaydeep_Kavadi
    Northside_MikeSingleVickybulls_horns______llvvzzzmojo_bones_PeaceInTruth1UGotMeRightGreenheadsOnly____morrisjr77Carmel_ColemanTheBeerGuy73______OutrageousM
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    If I won't do it, drunk me will

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    BrdnHatesYoualizmayamusedbyyallreviousdixiegirl0__RealJinjaNinjabrianna_mowerWriterLifeCo
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    dixiegirl0__RealJinjaNinjacrystals37__400_TrippyKitOddest_GoddessDivalectabletkcoltsfanEarthsChairman____
    drunknerdprochrisanna4reallife_suckerCarmel_ColemanStevie_Talkfastmofobansheemorrisjr77
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Guys, you make fun of our huge purses until the moment we're at the movies and we start pulling out candy, soda, chips, Taco Bell...

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    ThisFreshMexRealJinjaNinjasoul_craving__WriterLifeCowendyraepearcerumchada1443JaniceOwenJhalliKashmiran
    • 567
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    BrdnHatesYouRealJinjaNinjamourn_CheriAhh_DamnJoyfulKarmaMyNiggaBelgraveJhalliKashmirandavid_tull
    WonderMonkey78
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    I smoke after I workout. I workout to be skinny not healthy

    Cause fuck that

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    PapillonPerfumcarlitosvilchisjstar3333dixiegirl0__RealJinjaNinjasoul_craving__wendyraepearceNorthside_Mike
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    kaylo1221BrdnHatesYouRealJinjaNinjafitty06rupal_87alex051496mafrazier15LTonderum
    3sheeterKindOfASmartass__
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    I always give road head, cause I automatically get control of the radio after.

    Those are the rules

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    RealJinjaNinjawendyraepearceChelle92xCalWarnerrupal_87Wildhockey08__alex051496mafrazier15
    • 303
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    kaylo1221BrdnHatesYouRealJinjaNinjarupal_87mafrazier15pete46and2QueefTornadoZman_Cometh
    Mr_goose007Chip_Murphy_
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Why are so many men suddenly curious who my father is right in the middle of our lovemaking?

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    RealJinjaNinjawendyraepearcedavid_tullChelle92xnikstylesrupal_87mafrazier15MezMerrett
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    RealJinjaNinjarupal_87mafrazier15QueefTornadoZman_ComethNeelaVodkaMIstressMichel2LizzieJG
    palokin0lipops__________ilovepie84Sarcasmo718teddywah
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Guys who keep thier private parts nicely groomed...

    Adoraballs

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    MobyTitsRealJinjaNinjaJaneBadalla_nother_userwendyraepearceChelle92xrupal_87FYU411
    • 361
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    RealJinjaNinjaChelle92xrupal_87pete46and2Sir_StrangeQueefTornadoBatmansNippleZman_Cometh
    swollenvoice
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Yeah but was he "lick his balls" cute?

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    litttleliBrdnHatesYouRealJinjaNinjawendyraepearceCalWarnerStrommenAshrupal_87mafrazier15
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    kaylo1221BrdnHatesYouRealJinjaNinjarupal_87Sir_StrangeQueefTornadoZman_Comethjergarl
    wickedmayfairJazzzzzmina
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    If you didn't jump from the couch to the coffee table to avoid the hot lava then what kind of fucked up childhood did you have?

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    RealJinjaNinjawendyraepearcedavid_tullChelle92xCalWarnermafrazier15TheRomanParkerMezMerrett
    • 289
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    BrdnHatesYouRealJinjaNinjadavid_tullChelle92xSir_StrangesuperghostQueefTornadoZman_Cometh
    WuDaFucAJO4EVERMasterOfFuryKrunkedRobot
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Whenever a girl is talking too much, remind yourself that other thing she does with her mouth that you like so much. Might dull the pain ;)

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    RealJinjaNinjawendyraepearcemafrazier15tkcoltsfanMezMerrettpete46and2Sir_StrangeZman_Cometh
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    RealJinjaNinjaN_u_n_y_a__pete46and2Luminescent333____Sir_StrangeZman_ComethCleaner_SteveZJax02
    OConnellComedychopper4jk
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    There is NO fight so bad that a good blow job couldn't fix

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    RealJinjaNinjawendyraepearcemafrazier15MezMerrettpete46and2Sir_StrangeZman_Comethli4mst3w4rt
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    RealJinjaNinjapete46and2alicag2013Sir_StrangeZman_ComethCleaner_SteveeinsteinsexualBoobnish__________
    bouncerface______AddTequila
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Prison's not a big deal if you're a girl cause of all the pillow fights and stuff

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    RealJinjaNinjaWriterLifeCoPortlandAlleydno42__wendyraepearcejadtay02dbarefieldChelle92x
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    ReDHeaDeDTaRT____vajjiefbabyVividJamerjasonlight73
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Just sit back, relax, and let me try to suck your eyeballs out through your cock

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    thatguy_kevrmoultoncapitaltwo1ohhbabydollFreshTerritory__RealJinjaNinjaYemisiSLLivsey1tkhan74
    le_don_juan__fullblowndave
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Perfect woman:

    No gag reflex

    Been doing kegels since puberty

    Relaxes sphincter muscle on command

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    RealJinjaNinjaChelle92xMezMerrettpete46and2Zman_Comethli4mst3w4rteinsteinsexualdrunknerdpro
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    RealJinjaNinjaZman_ComethZJax02diablosky76amremeligyKingAlva420feminine_mystiq__ALPHAS_RULE______
    Dirty_Brazi
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Its ironic how the last guy on earth you would ever sleep with, is the one with the most confidence at the bar to talk to you

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    RealJinjaNinjawendyraepearceChelle92xmafrazier15MezMerrettpete46and2Zman_Comethli4mst3w4rt
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    RealJinjaNinjaZman_ComethZJax02michamontazricowallacetyporetweeterCountMackula_kamugisha_
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    I'm scared hold me...

    With both hands...

    Under my shirt

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    wendyraepearceChelle92xmafrazier15MezMerrettpete46and2Zman_Comethli4mst3w4rtazurimalik
    • 126
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    Zman_ComethJulesJuliettaFit_Me4lifeMasterOfFuryZJax02CoopFoggALadiesHeartCountMackula
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    I think Twitter has crack in it

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    wendyraepearceChelle92xmafrazier15AndLive2LoveohokiseeconnectedclothsLaceyWoolleySylvia_leo2
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    Chelle92xmafrazier15Micropan44SequentalSbigchrisseyblood_rusherrr___CocaineCowboymsulusoy_
    pete46and2
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Pro tip: want to get him to notice you?

    Put his cock in your mouth.

    You're welcome

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    GreenSmoke_HaRdY804__________fastmofobanshee
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Just when I have one Twitter crush, BAM! there's 4 more that I totally wanna starfuck!

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    wendyraepearcedavid_tullmafrazier15RageMichelleMezMerrettpete46and2Zman_Comethli4mst3w4rt
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    MasterOfFuryZman_ComethRodrigoH80clean_not_soberDipbeccaSchgot89off_beat_deadkevnasto
    Schgot89JesTurtle________
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    My doctor just upped my meds. I cleaned my house, worked out, fucked my bf, made dinner, went shopping, got in a fight...I love my doctor

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@0hJuliette

Smile :)) It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...