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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    If I won't do it, drunk me will

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    drunknerdprochrisanna4reallife_suckerCarmel_ColemanStevie_Talkfastmofobansheemorrisjr77
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Guys, you make fun of our huge purses until the moment we're at the movies and we start pulling out candy, soda, chips, Taco Bell...

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    CalWarnerrupal_87mafrazier15johnybchillinfav_ly000kathybotteasjunkyardiganStabby_smurf
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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    I smoke after I workout. I workout to be skinny not healthy

    Cause fuck that

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    I always give road head, cause I automatically get control of the radio after.

    Those are the rules

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    Mr_goose007Chip_Murphy_
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Why are so many men suddenly curious who my father is right in the middle of our lovemaking?

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    palokin0lipops__________ilovepie84Sarcasmo718teddywah
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Guys who keep thier private parts nicely groomed...

    Adoraballs

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Yeah but was he "lick his balls" cute?

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    If you didn't jump from the couch to the coffee table to avoid the hot lava then what kind of fucked up childhood did you have?

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    WuDaFucAJO4EVERMasterOfFuryKrunkedRobot
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Whenever a girl is talking too much, remind yourself that other thing she does with her mouth that you like so much. Might dull the pain ;)

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    There is NO fight so bad that a good blow job couldn't fix

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Prison's not a big deal if you're a girl cause of all the pillow fights and stuff

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    ReDHeaDeDTaRT____vajjiefbabyVividJamerjasonlight73
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Just sit back, relax, and let me try to suck your eyeballs out through your cock

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Perfect woman:

    No gag reflex

    Been doing kegels since puberty

    Relaxes sphincter muscle on command

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Its ironic how the last guy on earth you would ever sleep with, is the one with the most confidence at the bar to talk to you

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    I'm scared hold me...

    With both hands...

    Under my shirt

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    I think Twitter has crack in it

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Pro tip: want to get him to notice you?

    Put his cock in your mouth.

    You're welcome

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    GreenSmoke_HaRdY804__________fastmofobanshee
  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    Just when I have one Twitter crush, BAM! there's 4 more that I totally wanna starfuck!

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  • 0hJuliette
      Juliette @0hJuliette

    My doctor just upped my meds. I cleaned my house, worked out, fucked my bf, made dinner, went shopping, got in a fight...I love my doctor

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@0hJuliette

@0hJuliette

Smile :)) It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...