Once upon a.. okay okay; this was less than a year ago. 😊 pic.twitter.com/LUmvWibj1v

Otherwise, consumers will treat it as just another Google Home with a comparatively dumb assistant.

Considering Apple is framing the Siri speaker around music, it had better sound as rich and fulfilling (utility-wise) as a Sonos Play:1

almost there... pic.twitter.com/HeBwRBJ54I

My hero. ❤️

"Do not attempt to compete with Pinboard"  https://blog.pinboard.in/2017/06/pinboard_acquires_delicious/ … pic.twitter.com/2neKpeeL9h

Lawyers of Reddit, what's the stupidest case you've been asked to take on (and did you)?
 http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6f92k3/lawyers_of_reddit_whats_the_stupidest_case_youve/ … pic.twitter.com/sdwhy3kWUS

This thread is an example of why I fucking love Reddit.
 http://reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/6f0mnf/request_what_chord_is_this_xpost_from/ … pic.twitter.com/RPXHtP38Eb

Tola the peng. pic.twitter.com/aI8UeF0k0w

I live close to work. No car. Locations are beyond reasonable walking distance and Uber price is like begging for low ratings.

Dilemma. pic.twitter.com/pgEU4x7QEH

Woke up to find myself signed up to a whatsapp group of 129 people and promptly tried to impale myself on the closest thing I could reach.

Who knows someone I can call at ipNX that will help get an unhappy customer's complaints treated ASAP?

The way the radio stations on this game keep advertising this dlc, if you're broke, you'll probably go take out a bank loan because... FOMO.

@timigod I'm learning at your feet sir.

Smart lighting loading... pic.twitter.com/Jlmnhl1YgL

Dear Spectranet, you used to be great for streaming Netflix in 1080p. These days you buffer at 480p or less and make torrents great again.

You can record "dope" dance routines on Destiny. Just search YouTube. 😀  https://twitter.com/reclvse/status/866269690779316224 …

I just want to be in a room with Richard Spencer and "ask him a few questions"
 https://twitter.com/traptomcruise20/status/865633177393438721 …

SAVAGE 😈 pic.twitter.com/Ru9TSSlpr9

I have to get me the hot wheels dlc for Forza Horizon 3 zomg!!! 😍 pic.twitter.com/CPBqc3ePNW

"Always awkward meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend"
 http://reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6c7k9f/my_girlfriend_works_at_a_doggie_day_care_and_sent/ … pic.twitter.com/MLbK31EYd6