Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I don't even care, this is the funniest news story ever. http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/cinema-shows-paranormal-activity-instead-of-madagascar-3.html …
Don't cut yourself over Justin Bieber. Just listen to his music. It hurts so much more.
I shouldn't be allowed in Sports Direct. Today, I bought a badminton racket because it was only £3. I have never played badminton.
"SAVE, YOUR, SYMPATHY!" I certainly will, Ian Watkins, you gigantic pervert.
Discuss how much the English Language A-Level course has made you want to kill yourself, your family, and your peers. (25 marks)
Absolutely in love with the idea of courting a lady. Like, really old school romantic dates and that. I'm in the wrong century.
On the 28th of November 1963, The Beatles performed at the ABC Cinema in Lincoln (which is now the back of the Waterside shopping centre).
"The sun may set, but we must never forget."
I just unfriended someone for writing a Facebook obituary to their Granddad. I'm as heartless as they are for writing it for the likes.
Doctors report first ever cure of HIV in a child. Absolutely amazing. The world just brightened up a little.