Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I don't even care, this is the funniest news story ever. http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/cinema-shows-paranormal-activity-instead-of-madagascar-3.html …
Don't cut yourself over Justin Bieber. Just listen to his music. It hurts so much more.
I shouldn't be allowed in Sports Direct. Today, I bought a badminton racket because it was only £3. I have never played badminton.
"SAVE, YOUR, SYMPATHY!" I certainly will, Ian Watkins, you gigantic pervert.
Discuss how much the English Language A-Level course has made you want to kill yourself, your family, and your peers. (25 marks)
Absolutely in love with the idea of courting a lady. Like, really old school romantic dates and that. I'm in the wrong century.
You're never the only person that somebody is speaking to.
Amanda Knox found guilty of murdering Meredith Kercher. Now let us never allow the Italian justice system to handle anything ever again.
Alex Turner used to be cool. Now he's just an arrogant cunt.