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When you go to watch a porn clip on your iPhone and it automatically starts streaming to Apple TV upstairs in front of your parents <<<<<<<
All I really want is a movie with Tina, Amy, Kristen, and Maya.
You look like I'd block you on Grindr
“WHAT?! Anderson Cooper is GAY? I… I am just very stunned right now. I… shocked. Just shocked.” - Nobody.
I wish I had a job where my otherwise useless pop culture knowledge would be useful.
To everyone with a blackberry: please just give up already.
OF COURSE THE SECURITY OFFICER AT THE COURT HOUSE WHERE I PAY MY BILL IS A GAY I'VE BLOCKED ON GRINDR
Cat Benatar is an amazing name for a cat. AMAZING.
I bet Michelle Williams is just so excited for her coffee break at Walgreens to give Beyoncé a quick collect call!
Asking "who is this?" in text messages not because I don't know, but because I want them to think they're not worth remembering. #asshole101
BUT WHO IS HE WEARING
The white smoke was actually just steam being released from that bathhouse. False alarm everyone.
Baby gays are the worst
Test pilot for pies. Occasionally callous and strange. All shall love me and despair.