Haha I love this #equality pic.twitter.com/0TlCq9EO

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#Prayforyourhairline RT @ladygaga: #prayforSantaMaria pic.twitter.com/MhLZOoRu

When you go to watch a porn clip on your iPhone and it automatically starts streaming to Apple TV upstairs in front of your parents <<<<<<<

All I really want is a movie with Tina, Amy, Kristen, and Maya.

Spice Girls (including a reluctant Victoria Beckham) are confirmed to perform at Olympics closing ceremony!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/qvlrGQoK

You look like I'd block you on Grindr

“WHAT?! Anderson Cooper is GAY? I… I am just very stunned right now. I… shocked. Just shocked.” - Nobody.

I wish I had a job where my otherwise useless pop culture knowledge would be useful.

I've figured it out! @realstaceydash doesn't age because she supports satan's presidential campaign.

Rihanna has an album for every inch of her forehead. #Unapologetic

To everyone with a blackberry: please just give up already.

OF COURSE THE SECURITY OFFICER AT THE COURT HOUSE WHERE I PAY MY BILL IS A GAY I'VE BLOCKED ON GRINDR

Cat Benatar is an amazing name for a cat. AMAZING.

I’m gonna live to be a million RT @uberfacts: Studies suggest having one orgasm a day can add as much as 8 years to your life.

I bet Michelle Williams is just so excited for her coffee break at Walgreens to give Beyoncé a quick collect call!

Asking "who is this?" in text messages not because I don't know, but because I want them to think they're not worth remembering. #asshole101

BUT WHO IS HE WEARING

The white smoke was actually just steam being released from that bathhouse. False alarm everyone.

Baby gays are the worst