next pair of truck nuts i see is getting replaced with jingle balls. should probably wear a bullet proof vest for this operation

@irsnews despite past false accusations, best of luck this tax season. may your work increase 10-fold and your books stay balanced

my twitter reputation is forever tainted. untweet button malfunctioned. sorry to all my fans

@sleepyminorcan you are the wind... beneath my loins

@lovesexromance1 @sleepyminorcan perseus and medusa head by cellini. (bronze david by the purple one is priiimo)

@sleepyminorcan indeed, COGS is all. stingy irs, could at least allow transportation costs

@sleepyminorcan truck nuts are taken very seriously 'round these parts

learned in line at cvs that hulk hogan and brutus beefcake had a thang outside the ring. i pledge allegiance

@sleepyminorcan keeps a fat man feeding on thunder mountain