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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend Priscilla Chan. Last night Priscilla's relationship status changed from "it's complicated" to "$$$$$"

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Marry the guy who tries hard to be funny because he loves the sound of your laughter.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Wedding invitation cards should come with a detailed buffet menu so we can decide whether it'd be worth attending.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    While the Americans use big terms like Social Security Number, Credit Rating and Reference Check we Indians go by just one word: Aukat

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Lay's Potato Chips now officially has more number of flavours for its chips, than chips in its packets

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Meanwhile, a 37-yr-old widow chopped off a man’s penis when he tried to rape her in outer Delhi. I SAY LETS MAKE HER CHIEF MINISTER OF DELHI

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    #WomenLookHotWhen they use both their hands to pull their hair back and tie a ponytail while they're in the middle of a conversation.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    On twitter, pretty women are dumb, intelligent women are sexy, and sexy women are men.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Worst part of being single is having much to say but no one to talk to. Worst part of dating is having someone to talk to but nothing to say

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Broke? Got dumped? Failed exams? Still a virgin? Too many pimples on your face? Look at the bright side, at least you're not Tusshar Kapoor.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Woman barred from entering Bombay High Court b/c she was wearing a sleeveless top. This is the only way to prove that kanoon andha nahi hota

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    If she owns more books than shoes, she's worth keeping!

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Every batting stroke in cricket looks 99% better when it's played by Sachin Tendulkar.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Denims are my favourite hand sanitizers.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    The reason a woman should have long hair is so a man can tuck a few strands behind her ear every time they fall on her face.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    iPhone users got an iPhone, Android users got Instagram, and Blackberry users got to watch five fat men in an annoying Vodafone ad.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    The sole purpose of having kids in India is so they can come first in school, college and make their parents proud in front of the relatives

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    Your girlfriend's best friend knows everything about you that your girlfriend does.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    No matter how sad your life is, you're still lucky if there's someone waiting for you when you get back home every night.

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  • 14_yr_old_Etard
      E-tard @14_yr_old_Etard

    I follow. You don't follow back. I unfollow. Then you follow. I don't follow back. You unfollow. How about we agree we're already in love?

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