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Wedding invitation cards should come with a detailed buffet menu so we can decide whether it'd be worth attending.
Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend Priscilla Chan. Last night Priscilla's relationship status changed from "it's complicated" to "$$$$$"
Marry the guy who tries hard to be funny because he loves the sound of your laughter.
While the Americans use big terms like Social Security Number, Credit Rating and Reference Check we Indians go by just one word: Aukat
Lay's Potato Chips now officially has more number of flavours for its chips, than chips in its packets
Meanwhile, a 37-yr-old widow chopped off a man’s penis when he tried to rape her in outer Delhi. I SAY LETS MAKE HER CHIEF MINISTER OF DELHI
Worst part of being single is having much to say but no one to talk to. Worst part of dating is having someone to talk to but nothing to say
#WomenLookHotWhen they use both their hands to pull their hair back and tie a ponytail while they're in the middle of a conversation.
On twitter, pretty women are dumb, intelligent women are sexy, and sexy women are men.
Women want men to notice them, but they don't want the men who notice them.
Denims are my favourite hand sanitizers.
Broke? Got dumped? Failed exams? Still a virgin? Too many pimples on your face? Look at the bright side, at least you're not Tusshar Kapoor.
Woman barred from entering Bombay High Court b/c she was wearing a sleeveless top. This is the only way to prove that kanoon andha nahi hota
The reason a woman should have long hair is so a man can tuck a few strands behind her ear every time they fall on her face.
If she owns more books than shoes, she's worth keeping!
The Rupee has now fallen lower than the mentality of Indians who reject a marriage proposal because the girl doesn't have fair skin.
Spending Rs.2000 cr for a statue of Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel is gonna be India's greatest ever contribution towards the pigeon community
Every batting stroke in cricket looks 99% better when it's played by Sachin Tendulkar.
The sole purpose of having kids in India is so they can come first in school, college and make their parents proud in front of the relatives
iPhone users got an iPhone, Android users got Instagram, and Blackberry users got to watch five fat men in an annoying Vodafone ad.