i'm sorry i'm fabulous because i have friends like @screwthelouis @gracieesmiiith @mynameiserll @coricaz @grindonhazza @jessifreitasxx

"@uberfacts: At many hotels, asking for "an extra pillow" is coded talk for wanting a prostitute." I bet Harry or Zayn ask for extra pillows

WOW KRISTEN TRIED NOT TO BE AWKWARD.....NEWSFLASH DIDNT WORK

YES. DONE. #LITTLETHINGSFANVIDEO TWEET. READ MORE ABOUT IT HERE.  http://tl.gd/jr8nkg 

How is it June 2nd? This feels weird af.

"@uberfacts Celebriphilia is the abnormally intense desire to have a romantic or sexual encounter with a celebrity" @screwthelouis...

DETROIT WAS LOUDER THAN CHICAGO? FUCK THAT SHIT.

I'm convinced God whispers @upallnialler what to tweet. Everything she tweets is just so friggen' perfect, omg. ♥

CHECK IT. For our babycakes Zayn (: http://t.co/jLBXZRh8 via @theonedteam

I wish I knew whether or not you actually cared about me...

FUCK ME IN THE ASS ZAYN IS SO MOTHERFUCKING HOT

OMG HICKTOWN MISSES U TOO BITCH I FORGOT TO TWEET IT LAST WEEK FML

college movies depress me

DEMI NIALL ACTION SHIT GOING ON OMFG

"@zaynmalik: Happy birthday Zarish x" Oh that's cute, you misspelled @iceskatermeagan...

@zaynmalik follow @jessifreitasxx. she doesn't bite. unless you're into that kinda stuff, i dunno...

@zaynmalik dear lord follow @jessifreitasxx

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BLOW FLO RIDA'S WHISTLE. *IF YOU DONT RT THIS, I SWEAR..... u mezzed up

@vashappinboys @jennifersansone @babyitsfact @danielleeex @omomomomo Read my mind ;) See you all tomorrow!! x

I literally would do anything if someone drove us to the city.