#MisheardPhilosophy ~ I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam.

For Hoppy: http://t.co/NCNERvvx :o) x x x

“I have the heart of a young boy ... I keep it in a jar on my desk.”
Stephen King. [I love this one, because I think it may really be true!]

My hole is far too big.

If you disapprove of my reaction to Thatcher's death, please read this before you judge:  http://anotherelephantschild.wordpress.com/ 

@larrymeath Some people don't realise that no matter how well they look after themselves they can become disabled in seconds #r4welfare

The only thing that would make #ireadthedailymail funnier would be if it had been started by The Fail themselves. Well done @dmreporter :-D

@cosyfantootie Still wearing my cocktail dress from @alloneworddotie's party last night:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/anelephantschild/8647406909/in/photostream/lightbox/ … Glam enough for you? :-D

RT @rbfesquire Thatchers grave to be first ever with a built in dance mat #Thatcher

@larrymeath @guardian The whole point of The Work Pogram is to issue sanctions NOT to help anyone find work #scam

@iam_pakistan If rights don't apply to all, then they aren't rights at all, they are privileges.

RT if I've ever RTed you .......... That should get me several 100 RTs :-D

Serious question: Has anyone ever washed an RAF greatcoat in the washing machine, if so, on what setting? #NotAjokeOrAPun Please RT - Thanks

@larrymeath IDS always sounded like a sexually transmited disease to me.

The truth? You can't handle the truth! Realists: http://t.co/jTuUlHVw :-D @nsgreatdictator @coffeemenace

@myvogonpoetry Also, everytime you tell a lie a butterfly dies. #TheMoreYouKnow

Seriously @hey__soulsister needs to be shopped. Whether she's boasting or lying, 'coz either way she is a total waste of oxygen. Please RT.

RT @mand1960 Dear twitter, it's nights like tonight, that I absolutely bloody love you. #eurovision2013

@lolwarlol @designarhyme There are no corners! Only roads that CHOOSE to go around roundabouts, etc @straightprideuk

Thanks for the sequin. I hadn't forgotten ;-)
#FuckCancer!! #RIPHops