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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    One thing twitter has taught me is that someone, somewhere in the world is thinking exactly the same thing you are.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    Don't ever assume you know someone by what they tweet.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated.

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  • 1Happytwit
      Pyro @1Happytwit

    You'll find happiness halfway through a bottle of tequila. Shame and regret are at the bottom if you're wondering.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again.

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  • 1Happytwit
      Pyro @1Happytwit

    Apparently “Beep Beep Mother Fucker” is an inappropriate way to ask a co-worker to get the fuck out of your way.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    I'm no sex therapist but maybe you should get fucked.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my co-workers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    It's a lot easier to drink a whole bottle of wine than it is to shove the cork back in the bottle.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    My boyfriend told me that his new years resolution was to try anal. He's going to be so suprised when he sees the strap on i just bought.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    I can't decide if I need a hug or an assault rifle.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    Kids always look startled when you call them fuckface.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    If you're going to stalk me, at least star my tweets. What the fuck is wrong with you.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    You should be able to tell by the tampons, pain killers & kitchen knife in my basket, I really don't have the patience for a price check.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    I'm sorry I hit your kid with a shovel but in my defense, he did knock on my door dressed as a clown.

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

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      Pyro @1Happytwit

    I'm no wine connoisseur, but I do know this bottle of wine pairs perfectly with the bottle I just finished.

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  • 1Happytwit
      Pyro @1Happytwit

    I appreciate your opinion but I'm still going to blow up your car.

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