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  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.

    • 4,532
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    Popey56TerryAliciaAddazioThelaftocuh_like_iDunnomugeosJeanette_artele192358Lin_Baker
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    ele192358MSMommy6Lin_BakerSchantzlawRealJinjaNinjalllvvvzzzstilllonghairalopezxvii
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  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    One thing twitter has taught me is that someone, somewhere in the world is thinking exactly the same thing you are.

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    justdoitnowokRadioSweetieSuburbanComaGiddythefuckup4bhavyaRealJinjaNinjadjdcarewJennr701
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    justdoitnowokGiddythefuckupRealJinjaNinjadjdcarewTEAMP2007MansyLeGrandnotstateIslamAlMansy
    filmbizproOldUncleDaveOALadiesHeartJohnDuffy21Cunda22TaylormatronicsWULFDEANRefractRealityb00bjizzmaddie11_AndersRudeRidingRomeoEarth2EddieMr_goose007galiamangoredpawn3
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    Don't ever assume you know someone by what they tweet.

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    justdoitnowokGiddythefuckupRealJinjaNinjaIslamAlMansyCueSanityRuckJGbriganzsbeachbumdoll
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    justdoitnowokRealJinjaNinjaElephartiamgurpKaylaRCrawfordCovenantofSoulbeachbumdollBradSabbath
    StupidSophia_Paula8020mcshelts99__________AspersioncastTHEDUTHCHESSjimmy_sharpemerican_ninjyWULFDEANMr_goose007Cunda22RefractRealitymewritesgoodseejaylincoBlairLoudlyFat_berrycarlykenI_SEE_THRU_YOUMasqueradedLady__DukeOfOyl________fluffysuse
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    You'll find happiness halfway through a bottle of tequila. Shame and regret are at the bottom if you're wondering.

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    GiddythefuckupRealJinjaNinjaPretty_Dirty_Deurb1fusedudeSocial_Mimetgilstrapkaitlynvining14
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    kasumuni_MissHelveticaBRealJinjaNinjaBlindVigilDeurb1iamgurpfusedudeSocial_Mime
    nativerogueWULFDEANa_olivia4212detroit_etCunda22Soberphobicccsaynebhmadam_daze_Ellsie_see_more13Traceylei2xGingerAvengerAspersioncastRealDirtyDonkeyEmperorAtreidesCaptainObtuseonenutleft________
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated.

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    kasumuni_GiddythefuckupcloudypianoskazanganthiGumbus1975gina_pennRealJinjaNinjaBlindVigil
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    kasumuni_minealone6kazanganthiGumbus1975RealJinjaNinjaDeurb1iamgurpfusedude
    Northside_MikeClaytonsaurusthe_couch_guy____avaricious1BCSkimGhetto_Trophyskin_and_i________WULFDEANGeauxSaints79rollsyrollsyiBrowniEd2SCOOPISMSBradBroaddusSeanEmenyScreaminMomX2Seneca_BluesTwistedEmbraceAspersioncastBlazedDonuts______ZeRoyalBaumer____michelle_angus
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again.

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    GiddythefuckupProfessorBBLaniBenoHeyZeus666AnnichocRealJinjaNinjaArt0f8Limbsjboucherpk1
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    ProfessorBBLaniBenoGenevieve0404joshpointtohhRealJinjaNinjaArt0f8Limbsjboucherpk1JoeBizzocchi
    SerialFuckupCunda22jdbalaniWULFDEANsaynebhSoberphobicccNorthside_Mikewesjohnson8AspersioncastCpin42missamandafilmbizproBanjo_P__________SunnyGirl1717MissWontwhat_the_hechtFloatersfinestgavinpivott
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    Apparently “Beep Beep Mother Fucker” is an inappropriate way to ask a co-worker to get the fuck out of your way.

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    KhrisWarholusedtobeJustJenreinalopezzA_LonersShadowbobw1oGiddythefuckupele192358MsFucketry
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    IMBeanzTampaBayMommaGiddythefuckupele192358onume_WICKEDTRUTH01Kmdk86cleerus
    WULFDEANNahdude83saynebhwarhorse76ella__fraserRickyScampCYComedyitmurrayashleycremfortuitouslifeTheD_BagJarmartianhaiku______
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    I'm no sex therapist but maybe you should get fucked.

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    GiddythefuckupRealJinjaNinjaDeurb1ALadiesHeart1800RandyCueSanityToxicvixonfusedude
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    RealJinjaNinjaDeurb1ElephartiamgurpToxicvixonfusedudevalley_jacktender_game
    hiddenparticlesCelebrityChezP8NT4RnativerogueJim_Jumbo________InnHumanWULFDEAN4Crocsfilmbizprosaynebhjus4golf__________GetCougarizedCaptainObtuseBudders88DukeOfOyl________AComicTragedy
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my co-workers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now.

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    Giddythefuckup4bhavyaRealJinjaNinjaDeurb1rayzvibefusedudekjataylorDarkerWillow
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    RealJinjaNinjaDeurb1iamgurpfusedudefingerbone138BoozeTheDaddymascara_sarabubbersmith11
    DanielRCarrilloWULFDEANHome_HalfwaysaynebhjumpdasharkCunda22BillArrundaleGreenSmoke_Adam14thatstingsTraceylei2
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.

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    GiddythefuckupShoutingGoddessKoldmonkBlonde4DayzRealJinjaNinjatadeam24OMGitshibbamichaelondon
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    LaniBenoRealJinjaNinjaitzNeeleshkapilvaralaRed_KeysIrwins_Taco11InchWonderMontejoTeresa
    KalvinMacleodericONEderfulWULFDEANBrendanMcKeiganitmurraySeanEmenyUnFitzmartianhaiku______
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    My boyfriend told me that his new years resolution was to try anal. He's going to be so suprised when he sees the strap on i just bought.

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    GiddythefuckupLaniBenoRealJinjaNinjaGiverney666Lomax_BCampDread1CleverGirl1ZoeeSom
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    beepsjrLaniBenoRealJinjaNinja1CleverGirl1warhorse7691nicolletteobscure_clearlymissekay
    WULFDEANfingerbone138slyoung5hogrider05joseejojojocleve66snapperdoo________PantsDonkeyrsynder336________EZ_GpsychotropictKingPatrick24
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    Kids always look startled when you call them fuckface.

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    H_SternsPenisNicPHDeurb1moskrinRealJinjaNinjamiss_foofooRichBeingRichnmarcotte78
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    H_SternsPenisDeurb1moskrinRealJinjaNinjaRichBeingRichcleve66D1ddatricky005
    WULFDEANSocial_MimeInnHumanTHEBU_ZZEDRefractRealityjazmastaJimmerThatisAllI_SEE_THRU_YOUjumpdasharkCunda22
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    It's a lot easier to drink a whole bottle of wine than it is to shove the cork back in the bottle.

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    PolhunterPDeurb1ShoutingGoddessClaraPadilla38LaniBenoRealJinjaNinjaWICKEDTRUTH01fusedude
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    cowboysmama42Deurb1ClaraPadilla38LaniBenoRealJinjaNinjaiamgurpWICKEDTRUTH01fusedude
    WULFDEANfilmbizprosee_more13Mr_goose007dmroberts1000illuminatedwndrNaggalie__________Jenny4ashley
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    If you're going to stalk me, at least star my tweets. What the fuck is wrong with you.

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    Deurb1justdoitnowokGiddythefuckupLaniBenoSwampFoxSlyRealJinjaNinjaToxicvixonvalzhogan
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    justdoitnowokLaniBenoRealJinjaNinjaGorgeouSHANiamgurpToxicvixonfusedudeBadPatrick1
    BarelyStillMoi_RaRaWULFDEANfuqtardedBonaFideIntentSirEdSur__________avaricious1
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    You should be able to tell by the tampons, pain killers & kitchen knife in my basket, I really don't have the patience for a price check.

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    PolhunterPMissAdvent77Deurb1GiddythefuckupRealJinjaNinjaTruculent67PDogg8675309Qckhd
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    Deurb1RealJinjaNinjapamela_meehanPDogg8675309QckhdfusedudeSocial_Mimefingerbone138
    WULFDEANCunda22Jenny4ashleyjoseejojojoSeanEmenyWritethatdown12nburrrtrophies____MadameSnippy______TheD_BagJarSoo_Scandalouss
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    I can't decide if I need a hug or an assault rifle.

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    EmmaUttersyoucanbemyJohnGkissimooseTwoScoopsofpeaManvAlcoholmadeezythebeezytipseybartenderWhiskyLake
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    kspinks4485SizzuneManvAlcoholmadeezythebeezyCtchandler247fuzzlimeVaDawn13hard_luck01
    WULFDEANNot_From_TroyPaxochka
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    I'm sorry I hit your kid with a shovel but in my defense, he did knock on my door dressed as a clown.

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    GiddythefuckupRealJinjaNinjaLeesy_Poojeffreyvanclea1Qckhdfusedudecheeky_drechicnlil1
    • 607
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    RealJinjaNinjaiamgurpjeffreyvanclea1QckhdrndhousefusedudeshawnspreeSocial_Mime
    WULFDEANOfficeofSteveneakelFruitOfTheLoin____TheRealRHBtxLSUgirl_________SirPrincessHesOrHers________Mothpetelucyworld1
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    I'm no wine connoisseur, but I do know this bottle of wine pairs perfectly with the bottle I just finished.

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    GiddythefuckupSwampFoxSlyRealJinjaNinjaCheeseboy22clean_not_soberwhiskeypenis__rndhousefusedude
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    RealJinjaNinjaiamgurplejehnjeffreyvanclea1fuseduderumandrocksmichellelove13Angry_Haitian
    WULFDEANhidingfrommewesjohnson8
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    You can run but my rifle's got a scope.

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    SwampFoxSlyRealJinjaNinjajeffreyvanclea1Cheeseboy22swingcrusadergreggoodman77rndhousefusedude
    • 459
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    RealJinjaNinjaiamgurpclean_not_soberjeffreyvanclea1fuseduderandomrunner69NicoAspelingfingerbone138
    WULFDEANMarkAFuqua_Huntjshires92________Ghetto_Trophy
  • 1Happytwit
      Sheila @1Happytwit

    Laying on the floor drinking wine is very relaxing, but I wish the drunks at this bar would watch where they're fucking walking.

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    GregoryRuddBlonde4DayzLaniBenoSwampFoxSlyRealJinjaNinjajustdoitnowokALadiesHeartiwearaonesie
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    LaniBenoRealJinjaNinjaModerateBenderjustdoitnowokiamgurpfusedudeiamMsLaurenAshSocial_Mime
    Cunda22rzaroscoWULFDEANStorminika
@1Happytwit

@1Happytwit

I'm mildly amusing and vaguely interesting. Sometimes I eat crayons.