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Damn I'm smart when I've been drinking this much.
I wonder if the solar flares are the reason I'm so horny...
Each of you ladies of the #boobsquad are so beautiful in your own way. You all take my breath away. Thank you.
I would rather have my pee-hole swabbed out with a rusty pipe cleaner than to keep working on my taxes.
Some of you aren't believers. Many of you consider me a poor example. I am. But Easter means there is Hope for even someone as weak as I.
Wow! I just played with the cutest little beaver... so silky and smooth...
If Hitler, Mao, and Pol Pot were alive BHO would probably set up a foursome for a round of golf.
I have never understood the desire for 'fame.' I like being good at what I do and stuff like that, but 'fame?' I'll take anonymity
Christian. Independent/conservative. Tacky, yet unrefined. Sexual. Sometimes NSFW. Texican. 2nd Amendment=Liberty's Teeth. Molon Labe!