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Best way to handle being with family: ALCOHOL! Seriously!
I am singing in the rain and seem to be attracting attention. I must be a great singer or it is the fact I am doing it naked. Hmmmm...
So if you lick mine I will lick yours #justsayin
"One can be the master of what one does, but never of what one feels." Gustave Flaubert ~ Good morning all!
Clothes options for today: slutty, less slutty, classy with a touch of slut or don't give a fuck. Hmmmm.... Choice is clear. #tooeasy
"Intense love does not measure, it just gives." Mother Teresa ~ Happy Tuesday!!
"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." H. L. Mencken ~ LOL So true! Good morning all! :*
I believe I have been star fucked by someone in last few days and I liked it ;) Please sir may I have another! #nhd
At the movies to see MAGIC MIKE. There are 9 of us gals and we are getting served drinks and food at our seats! #partytime. #loveit
It has been a long day! Damn I am thinking naptime.
Desperately seeking a volunteer for a "dirty" job. Anyone?
...I went out back and I got my gun, I said you haven't met me I'm the only son....
You know you found that right person when you both like it up the bum. LOL
....I'll stop the world and melt with you.... ;)
Known to breakout in a Naked Happy Dance #nhd on occasion. You've been warned.