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You know your mental when your psychiatrist kills themself
Depression, get the fuck out of my head, RIGHT NOW, i arent scared of you!
Nice, my twitter crush just retweeted a dick pic.. Urgh
So, ive got replies from 3 pornstars, and a new woman who i could very likely call my girlfriend, what have you done on twitter lately, eh!
0 tweets 1 followed and 0 followers, egg avi, suffice it to say ill not be clicking your link.
I think i have vertigo, but its not fear of heights, its fear of falling off
If you go back in time and shoot yourself, are you alive or dead?
Twitter: where no one cares if its your birthday, unless you trip and fall face or ass first into the cake.
When you cant taste it anymore, drink more, its working
With all the penis pumps out there, i wonder if anyone still uses the vacuum cleaner...
Bucket list: have a mustang, take a woman called sally out in it, and play mustang sally on the stereo
Look what i just found, looney tunes! Havnt seen these in years.. Nostalgia
Fly flew past, hit myself in the nose, feels like i might have caused my own nosebleed, I am HARD
randomised mind that makes sense in this odd world, 22, single, given up looking