You know your mental when your psychiatrist kills themself

Depression, get the fuck out of my head, RIGHT NOW, i arent scared of you!

Nice, my twitter crush just retweeted a dick pic.. Urgh

@hipchkk im autistic too, i just finished year 1 university

So, ive got replies from 3 pornstars, and a new woman who i could very likely call my girlfriend, what have you done on twitter lately, eh!

0 tweets 1 followed and 0 followers, egg avi, suffice it to say ill not be clicking your link.

I think i have vertigo, but its not fear of heights, its fear of falling off

If you go back in time and shoot yourself, are you alive or dead?

@fleshlight update, both too small, ego boost maybe, just not "fit for purpose" returning them for a refund and just keeping one I had

@wondertwin36 @annoyinglyhappy @texasisdead @carrieshade @xoabbyy @myredhairisreal @dixiedarlin_rn Happy New Year!! :-)

#ff @amiles007 @scorpio1080 @iamchristyjane @mandadeen @maggiem0nster @fishenchipz Thanks, youve cheered me up more than anyone

Twitter: where no one cares if its your birthday, unless you trip and fall face or ass first into the cake.

@texasisdead but good enough to get paid for it

@eliserose5 the young bitches are being trained by the previus generation bitches.. What chance do i have of getting anywhere

When you cant taste it anymore, drink more, its working

With all the penis pumps out there, i wonder if anyone still uses the vacuum cleaner...

#ff @77stephanieg77 @redtootsies @scbchbum @sweetcazzie @spizee @tippexbex @torrami @thebaconboobs @jennifergr8 @vinylrabbit @wistfulblue 

Bucket list: have a mustang, take a woman called sally out in it, and play mustang sally on the stereo

Look what i just found, looney tunes! Havnt seen these in years.. Nostalgia

Fly flew past, hit myself in the nose, feels like i might have caused my own nosebleed, I am HARD