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You know your mental when your psychiatrist kills themself
Depression, get the fuck out of my head, RIGHT NOW, i arent scared of you!
If you go back in time and shoot yourself, are you alive or dead?
So, ive got replies from 3 pornstars, and a new woman who i could very likely call my girlfriend, what have you done on twitter lately, eh!
Nice, my twitter crush just retweeted a dick pic.. Urgh
0 tweets 1 followed and 0 followers, egg avi, suffice it to say ill not be clicking your link.
I think i have vertigo, but its not fear of heights, its fear of falling off
Twitter: where no one cares if its your birthday, unless you trip and fall face or ass first into the cake.
With all the penis pumps out there, i wonder if anyone still uses the vacuum cleaner...
Bucket list: have a mustang, take a woman called sally out in it, and play mustang sally on the stereo
Look what i just found, looney tunes! Havnt seen these in years.. Nostalgia
Fly flew past, hit myself in the nose, feels like i might have caused my own nosebleed, I am HARD
randomised mind that makes sense in this odd world, 22, single, given up looking