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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    Treat her like a princess, and she'll fuck you like a pornstar...

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    JukeJointJessepandonenchev_LittleMsBossy_LetGoBeFreeDoUStillcrazysolohotasstits_BadassBrinnywondrgirl05
    KatarinaKriz
  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    I fill my blow up doll with helium so I still get the thrill of the chase

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    SpankMeIm0ty
  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    Angry sex is way better than an angry blow job.

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    ShaunRightNowVoiceofgarth
  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    When you star my tweet without a retweet I feel like your ugly fuck buddy, fun to play with, but you dont want your friends find out...

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    HonestMiss
  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    How can I trust you when you keep trying to run away everytime I untie you.

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    Sirrruh
  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    Great sex means you both end up having to sleep in the wet spot.

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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    The best part of having a vagina would be wetting your fingers to turn the pages of a book.

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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    You dont star my tweets anymore...you've found someone else havent you....

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    LetGoBeFreeDoUTlaxBoy05StephanieRoetsPrince_Madness1Glittery_LoveCivilMiengahI_Covet_Fictionpuss_in_chucks
  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    My wife asked me if I wanted to help shave her pussy, I thought id do it while she was at work, gotta admit the cat just looks weird now

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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    My wife always changes the subject when I ask her what happened to the batteries I bought last week.

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    AsianOtherWhite
  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    when your pets wont even look you in the eye, you know you probably went to far the night before...

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    JukeJointJesse_ChicagoKarina_BadKittyJustLikeCheySpankMeIm0tybullfrog_1979Sirrruhthistletat13
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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    #MyLastWordsBeforeIDie my phone, someone please destroy my phone...

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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    Ok 1 last fucking time
    Yes im Australian
    No we dont ride kangaroos
    Yes beer is a food group
    No We hated Steve Irwin
    Yes Wolf creek is real

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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    When I see a woman in her 30's with no kids, I automatically assume she likes anal.

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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    my wife thinks the silent treatment annoys me....

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    capn_sassy________
  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    I still dont understand why anyone would want to be cured of sex addiction.

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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    Everytime you tweet I picture you naked....

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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    If you ever hear a ninja sneaking up on you, dont worry they arent really a ninja.

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  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    Never fuck with a womans mind, its much more fun to play with her body.

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    fannypatch
  • 1dirtydeed
      Its Me @1dirtydeed

    Looks dont matter if you know how to suck dick.

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Australia.... A little bit of insanity is a good thing