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  • defnotscott
      Scott @defnotscott

    "Bro, you're looking good. Your beard game is on point." And other shit I hear from randoms in Austin...

    • 1
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    1knotwhole
  • LifeOfLiriope
      Liri @LifeOfLiriope

    "Did you fuck the Baptist out of them?" is totally a legitimate question to ask a kinkster in the Bible Belt.

    • 8
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    Lindil421knotwholeAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    Avatar_unknown_48
  • Cheetoe4
      Dani @Cheetoe4

    Words that make your heart melt....it's totally, all about that.

    • 37
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    carlykenCheriMcSugarBarelyStillHenry_3kheadway10MasterOfFurySandytweetshereJLazySAngus
    • 20
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    Mariette_CCheriMcSugarBarelyStillSandytweetshereJimmerThatisAllStrewnPetals_davidlucas_TyEros
  • XOperfectmessXO
      Perfect Mess @XOperfectmessXO

    I know you're not supposed to have a favorite kid, but the one announces quiet time & tells the others to be quiet, is pretty much my fave

    • 133
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    HumorParasiteJust__J0AdamofAlbionMILFDianeflyersfan34thisislizzkesg2thewoundchannel
    • 69
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    HumorParasiteflyersfan34jssarkesg2AmeyaSurwaseBlonde4DayzGrabTheWEnessjp_unfiltered
  • OutOfLeftField_
      OutOfLeftField @OutOfLeftField_

    If they show you daily that they're not interested in your life at all...why are you so interested in theirs?

    • 43
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    DSLikesItOutOnTheMoors1knotwholeNone4MeThanxhotmesskittycatHawkeyesparky22Capshnerchicnlil1
    • 23
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    2jaydidOutOnTheMoorsTattoo_Daddy83None4MeThanxCheetoe4MoonStruckBeccaSassyTexasGal_sanshandle
  • OutOfLeftField_
      OutOfLeftField @OutOfLeftField_

    I was just told that you can buy anything on eBay so I'm looking for the fucks section...you know..to give at Christmas.

    • 33
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    thegirlshewas1knotwholeCheetoe4pizzasaucebossjunejuly12VotremelodieRadio_Guy_JimmerThatisAll
    • 10
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    Cheetoe4bluemtndrifteraswingle14SLarsminnie_in_pink7beatupmartinSqueakyFrecklesbobsin
  • tealbluejay
      TealBlueJay @tealbluejay

    Crazy is a multi-sided. Keep turning it over until you find the funny.

    • 23
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    SortaSarcasticJIMBOSWELTNo_not_that_onejoeyfullystated_davidlucas_stellarjulez808mattr_in_ncmak718
    • 9
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    mak718TeaBeaPeaspikeWilton67WebbPaganfingerAphroditeAfter5ContwixtUsetobeabastardaparticularway
  • consprcy_carrot
      Conspiracy Carrot @consprcy_carrot

    The wind's blowing harder than your mom; better start a massive bonfire in the yard, bro.

    • 9
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    scotthellrisingDanKCharnleyBLoveAffairBabetteJonesKillsForLaughsllvvzzIronWang1knotwhole
    • 2
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  • MoaningDoris
      I'm Doris, Bitches @MoaningDoris

    IT departments are the bane of my existence.

    • 1
    • FAV
    1knotwhole
  • AngryNYfan
      Manti Python @AngryNYfan

    Hopefully there isn't a major Ebola outbreak in the US until the 2035 NFL combine.

    • 1
    • FAV
    1knotwhole
  • theleanover
      Adam Wilson @theleanover

    "I think it was Gerald Ford who said: 'A man can only take so many blowdarts before he snaps.'" - Jack Handey

    • 10
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    _zazzles_RowdyPrimateheymonroeTellingTellers1knotwholebrdeprimaAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • RageMichelle
      Michelle @RageMichelle

    Okay..I can either concentrate on what I'm fucking TRYING TO DO or my boss can stop singing Proud Mary

    • 9
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    karenakOreoRaffaKaceyecaKOpticynicismPBkayfatePlanetSandisanfemininecollectefoxband
    • 3
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  • MichaelDwalkers
      Michael Dwalkers @MichaelDwalkers

    I'm not sure but I think "Ebola" is Italian for "zombie".

    • 1
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    1knotwhole
  • senderblock23
      dead jonnifer @senderblock23

    Dear lord, beer me the strength to accept the things I cannot change.

    • 126
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    thatAndrewCMickaremusbgontheinternetrexcoggbladams90madlystrongbridydoodyEoinh184
    • 32
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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    No,but it helps you to destroy the enemies weaponry while he sleeps.

    • 1
    • FAV
    1knotwhole
  • Thee1_4U
      Weese Jr. @Thee1_4U

    Sorry that whenever I ask to borrow something, what I actually mean is you're never gonna see it again. Ever.

    • 111
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    SexytotheNorthImnotsurehowninjadinosaur1Charlie_GruSir_StrangeOneFunnyMummysagemoonstoneSondraDeeMe
    • 53
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    SexytotheNorthImnotsurehowCharlie_GrupantherpadawanNotYourSoulmateCharlieKazandiDr_powpow_Tempo11
  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    Introducing,the bucket.
    For when your vagina is bleeding like a pig with it's head chopped off. ~ 1820s tampax advertisement.

    • 2
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    SqueakyFreckles1knotwhole
    • 1
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    SqueakyFreckles
  • ImJESSPlayin
      Jess! @ImJESSPlayin

    Be the bright spot in someone's day, even if you're the dark cloud in your own.

    • 120
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    biggarfCrunk_Jewsminnie_in_pink7stormzadorkemoneyisemazingcharrrllaaDumbConfessionsjrza84
    • 69
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  • Sickayduh
      Eldge @Sickayduh

    "So you have no resume"
    - nope
    "No references"
    - nada
    "Experience?"
    - not a bit
    "GreatBabysitterSaysWhat?"
    - what
    "Nice. Kids are upstairs"

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    • 337
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    callmeshittoChumpstring
  • akatinamarie
      Tina @akatinamarie

    Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people rise from the dead, a guy walks on water & a virgin has a baby

    • 166
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    1knotwholeItsMrWoody2UsiempredelilahEDebbieFoFebbiemwissleadgrunf72javacrucianismTheReal_AaronK
    • 105
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