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  • itsa_talia
      Lady Murderface @itsa_talia

    I misspelled rogue nation as rouge nation everywhere and no one, including myself, even noticed.

    • 4
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    neilkullfreqnicEileenShyler1knotwhole
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    harriekd
  • ShoutingGoddess
      ShoddingGoutess @ShoutingGoddess

    I treat Twitter like raising a child: Put in the hours while assuming nobody's listening to a word I say.

    It's so rewarding.

    • 58
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    jdbalanit_tuufulicityrider49Teacher_Lady208themeparkdemelest1975blogredherringbearRealPrincessKim
    • 21
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    jdbalanionion_winsest1975blogloribuckmajorStabby_smurfADifGuyjb197100Blueturtle2009
  • XplodingUnicorn
      Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

    Random woman in the store: What's in your mom's tummy?

    5-year-old: A baby.

    Woman: What kind of baby?

    5-year-old: A human one.

    Nailed it.

    • 528
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    jadeine32mammalinlinsuarez_keisahff6e89818044473makabaerchenradhiecka1daughterof133Contempbritfic
    • 202
    • RETWEETS
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  • XplodingUnicorn
      Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

    3-year-old: *sticks a balloon under her shirt*

    Me: You look just like Mommy with a baby in her tummy.

    3-year-old: No, I look like you.

    • 366
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    • 154
    • RETWEETS
    DyslexicNoraMishyPillaylovedogkibbleTotalGeek17BronwynWaughSarahSloannNeurotic_messCruelisa
  • JimmyCrapscorn
      Jimmy Crapscorn™ @JimmyCrapscorn

    Had a dream I was awake all night with insomnia. Now I'm tired.

    • 2
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    MikeSchism1knotwhole
  • vexroid
      Will @vexroid

    Too much cheese?? I'm sorry, but you're dead to me.

    • 88
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    • 51
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  • Juststopkate
      Kate @Juststopkate

    Appropriate or inappropriate to ask this dude with an eye patch if it was all "fun & games up until this point?"

    • 89
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    • 49
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  • CloydRivers
      Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers

    My viewpoint on welfare: I support helpin’ the needy. I oppose fundin’ the lazy. Merica.

    • 6,978
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  • StephieD15
      Stephie @StephieD15

    Maybe following that Twitter porn thingy was a bad idea. I get really caught up in all the GIFs.

    • 4
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    PuppetMaster_PATwor761knotwhole_davidlucas_
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
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  • thetobbie
      TO33IE @thetobbie

    One of the first things I'm sure Latin dance beginners are told is to keep it Catholic from the waist up...

    • 33
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    • 18
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  • itsa_talia
      Lady Murderface @itsa_talia

    floss & brush your teeth at least one time more often than you already do every week u dang nasties

    • 9
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    SexyRexy8LoverDriftRobertshopson3233Leotheguy1knotwholeELCresswelltalzirAlexFirer
  • MmeLaCrooz
      Madame LaCrooz @MmeLaCrooz

    The ease of a summer in sundresses without knickers- Maybe this is my last hurrah before, I don't know, it Depends.

    • 22
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    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    indigofizzbigAtheVERB
  • itsa_talia
      Lady Murderface @itsa_talia

    I'm leaving LA in 2 weeks & I suddenly can't stop writing really solid sets like my creativity's asshole is finally unclenching

    • 6
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    manicsocraticmanlushMissTrangVonesgritton1knotwholedammit_emma
  • Ryncasaurus
      Ryan @Ryncasaurus

    Slept all evening to make time to stay up all night apparently.

    • 18
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    • 5
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  • Freddy_Mash
      Fred @Freddy_Mash

    It's not social and it's not media.
    It's a multitude of minds thrown at a wall and it's gradually altering entire societies.

    • 12
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    • 9
    • RETWEETS
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  • Toy_A101
      Toya @Toy_A101

    My kid just turned 16 which can't be right because I'm still convinced I'm 16.

    • 10
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    LaniBenoMentalAbortions1knotwholeUnFitzAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
    • 1
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  • DoneEffedUp
      Misnomer @DoneEffedUp

    Sexy singles really were in my area! I say as I find dollar bills in my laundry.

    • 4
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    jdnATLwordthrower1knotwholeMojaveFoneBooth
  • schumyxxx
      Smoke Jumper ™® @schumyxxx

    Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?

    Right now I’d take an iced version of any of these.

    • 12
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    lovemydogduckDONTJIMMYMEJULZlvvzzKimgee8VerbsRProudestdietredbulltricyclerunawayJandalize
    • 2
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    lvvzzVerbsRProudest
  • TransaparenT
      estoppelism @TransaparenT

    Let's be real, people.

    • 1
    • FAV
    1knotwhole
  • ramenfuneral
      the cabbage @ramenfuneral

    why u should block me:
    -i thoroughly enjoyed the movie prometheus
    -the avocado is vile trash to me
    -i watched all 6 seasons of george lopez

    • 29
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    Olive_LiverStephenocalypseblah_blah_pizza1knotwholeCornOnTheGoblinIAmKashifWaheedSeptapusDennypunmagnate
    • 5
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