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I'd have stayed home today to wallow over my Internet access cut… but… duh… no Internet access.
Yea.....I get blocked all the time *heavy sigh*
Everyone knows expiration dates are for skinny people right?
Gotta remind myself occasionally when shit tries to tell me otherwise.
Some days I sit back and think about what my old MySpace account is up to
Will someone get me a dashboard jesus for Christmas :)
so when I get the urge to shoot a mutherfucker in a road rage fit I'll think twice!
The struggles that we put ourselves thru are sometimes just figments of our imagination.
A talent is just a personality defect you get paid for.
My ex bf has bought me underwear as a birthday gift for the past 8 years.
You know, for pictures.
Chickadero asked for a 60 inch flat screen for Christmas so I've got him some binoculars.
I pretty sure it's not just a coincidence that "backing into a mall parking spot" rhymes with "twat".
And now, a haiku for the woman in 16D: Your breath smells like ass. Go see a dental expert. You just picked your nose.
if you try to look like shit while you’re young you don’t have to worry about not aging well
Bitch be like, 'You getting flabby, you need to go back to working out in the jail.'
My Black Friday was more of a Blackout Friday. Who's bed is this? Where's my car and why am I wearing women's underwear?
My nail polish looks green in this light. Am I green? It was dark grey. It's called "Nein, Nein! Okay fine." (The name of the polish)
My aunt who seems fairly normal just admitted to owning 2,000 beanie babies, she married into the family. How did she pass the screening.
It's always 1994 in the Garth Brooks/Trisha Yearwood household
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