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Every one of those commas was used correctly, you motherfucks.
I didn't survive Iraq to die on the couch! Get off your ass, and do fun shit!
I'm not homeless but I do check trash cans
That was the first time I stretched in like, literally, like, 23 days, folks.
I hit my creative peak 15 years ago, I'm just running on fumes now..
I'm gonna keep adding throw pillows onto our bed until my husband slowly loses his mind or moves out.
I liked it better when you had a cartoon avi. Your face makes me wanna vomit.
Dumbest superhero movie ever. The guy didn’t even look like an elephant. Zero stars.
When life gives you cynics, make cyanide.
No feelings, just fucking
~my wedding vows
If I was someone Else I'd get more Stars and RTs! But I'm not...........Yet!.....
"You can't spell "parties" without "pirates".."
I'm not your average bear. In fact, I'm not even a bear.
Oops, sorry ma'am, I thought I recognized that booty.
Ladies first, I insist.
I'd much rather that you find the spider webs before I do.
It can't be that creepy if you're into it.
Well it can, but remember, creepy is cool kids.
So, Ukraine and Russia? Might not be me, but I've got 3 buttons on a parking remote which don't seem to do anything when I press them...
Acknowledging is one thing, accepting is another
*Eats one piece
*Eats all the bacon
*Hides the evidence
9: Yummm! What's that smell?
Clairvoyant, Unabridged Phonetic Dyslexic, Round Trampoline Frame Medallist 1984- http://favstar.fm/users/1knotwhole