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I misspelled rogue nation as rouge nation everywhere and no one, including myself, even noticed.
I treat Twitter like raising a child: Put in the hours while assuming nobody's listening to a word I say.
It's so rewarding.
Random woman in the store: What's in your mom's tummy?
5-year-old: A baby.
Woman: What kind of baby?
5-year-old: A human one.
3-year-old: *sticks a balloon under her shirt*
Me: You look just like Mommy with a baby in her tummy.
3-year-old: No, I look like you.
Had a dream I was awake all night with insomnia. Now I'm tired.
Too much cheese?? I'm sorry, but you're dead to me.
Appropriate or inappropriate to ask this dude with an eye patch if it was all "fun & games up until this point?"
My viewpoint on welfare: I support helpin’ the needy. I oppose fundin’ the lazy. Merica.
Maybe following that Twitter porn thingy was a bad idea. I get really caught up in all the GIFs.
One of the first things I'm sure Latin dance beginners are told is to keep it Catholic from the waist up...
floss & brush your teeth at least one time more often than you already do every week u dang nasties
The ease of a summer in sundresses without knickers- Maybe this is my last hurrah before, I don't know, it Depends.
I'm leaving LA in 2 weeks & I suddenly can't stop writing really solid sets like my creativity's asshole is finally unclenching
Slept all evening to make time to stay up all night apparently.
It's not social and it's not media.
It's a multitude of minds thrown at a wall and it's gradually altering entire societies.
My kid just turned 16 which can't be right because I'm still convinced I'm 16.
Sexy singles really were in my area! I say as I find dollar bills in my laundry.
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?
Right now I’d take an iced version of any of these.
Let's be real, people.
why u should block me:
-i thoroughly enjoyed the movie prometheus
-the avocado is vile trash to me
-i watched all 6 seasons of george lopez
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