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  • TransaparenT
      .:. @TransaparenT

    Ok I left that stupid place because people started talking to be about SEO and platforms and shit. I'll go back for dinner tho.

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    1knotwhole
  • Sayhikristy
      Kristy @Sayhikristy

    Anal bleaching and eating pussy seems to be the topics of the day...

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  • RandomRamblr
      random ramblr @RandomRamblr

    I meant to call my Australian buddy an arse hole, but autocorrect was like, you must have meant area hole.
    And now I'm the idiot.

    • 6
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    onlygirlwolfpak1knotwholeKirstensDeskTHEPokerWife_NTFG_In_Twittaland
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  • bubator
      Bubator @bubator

    Twitter needs a "Hate" button because having no favorites or retweets just doesn't feel shitty enough.

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  • Robert_Beau
      C'est la vie @Robert_Beau

    So, I got some road head on the way to Golden Corral, but Mom was in the backseat bitching the whole time.

    • 45
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  • reppocs
      Corey Reppond @reppocs

    No matter how hard I try to write the perfect joke, it'll never be as funny as me dancing earnestly.

    • 27
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    Soo_ScandaloussNYChaseterthecuznedWritingTomJazzzzzminalisavonbittenLikeAGoodIdea88Robert_Beau
  • reppocs
      Corey Reppond @reppocs

    There had to be at least one racist who listened to Kendrick's new album and thought, "Fine... you're 4/5 of a person..."

    • 7
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    1knotwholeshazamarama1GremlinSuckerKaymallzLunatic_timesdannyhatchAvatar_unknown_48
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    Kaymallz
  • reppocs
      Corey Reppond @reppocs

    I only need four more followers to hit 2500. Please tell people to follow me so I can start wishing I had 3000.

    • 13
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  • UnFitz
      Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz

    The world is a pretty wondrous place when it isn't trying to kill you.

    • 86
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    John_Whittemore
  • TheePapaChulio
      Papa Chulio @TheePapaChulio

    It's always the people that you don't give a shit what they're about to do that always wanna tell you what they're about to do.

    • 1
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    1knotwhole
  • TeaPartyCat
      Top Conservative Cat @TeaPartyCat

    That awkward moment when Ted Cruz is forced to switch to Obamacare and then is not killed by the Death Panels.

    • 256
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  • WhiskeySoured
      mike @WhiskeySoured

    Sure, we could form a relationship, or we could just skip to the part where I disappoint you.

    • 93
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    KhumzAomijenyb4FunkyColdJiminaMcChucklenutsKMADrunnerSerialFuckupakaCorbinDallastequilasaltlife
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    KhumzAomijenyb4KMADrunnerDownFrontArtistakaCorbinDallastequilasaltlifeGodhatespantsGigsIsMyName
  • Al_bumdy
      Al Bumdy @Al_bumdy

    She burned the pan of Lasagna, so I had no choice but to throw out the entire wife.

    • 35
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  • yoopnative
      YoopNative @yoopnative

    Sorry I hung a glue strip over your head but your shitty personality was attracting flies.

    • 40
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    KentWGrahambrianbowman73Crunk_JewsSarcastic_Dad73TheCatWhisprerjnestevezcactibeachCanadianDad4
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  • spark_asis
      spark_watson @spark_asis

    Relationship Status: I cut my fingernails for nothing.

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  • redpawn3
      Rock God @redpawn3

    'Anthony works in the grocery store…'🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

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  • Momtoteens
      So Done Mom @Momtoteens

    I friend of mine said she has leftover Girl Scout cookies. Who will help me hide the body?

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  • redpawn3
      Rock God @redpawn3

    That "99 problems" song is just a ripoff of "99 Luft Balloons"

    • 9
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  • PreachySnow
      Hestia @PreachySnow

    Not enough ridiculous, juvenile drama in your own life? Never fear! Reality TV has got you covered.

    • 2
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    BornToRoar1knotwhole
  • calluptome
      Craving @calluptome

    All parents still leave long winded messages.
    There is no try.

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