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Notorious BIG was always rapping about being broke and also about living in Brooklyn. It's like... move somewhere cheaper you hipster
My girlfriend wanted space
So I bought her a vacuum
Because space is a vacuum
When you retweet ALL of their shitty tweets and realize they never even ❤'ed ANY of yours.
Apparently, there’s also a fine line between love and your wife calling you pathetic, needy, insensitive, clueless and self-absorbed.
Wake me up when November ends. Unless Donald Trump or Ted Cruz wins, then just hold a pillow over my face.
It's obvious Bill Clinton's trying to sabotage Hillary's campaign. I think he's getting cold feet about becoming first lady.
If you karate chop a man bun in half, kale and Maroon 5 CDs will fall out.
The Hunger Games, but it's just 3 kids and a dog fighting over the last donut that fell on the floor.
Clairvoyant, Unabridged Phonetic Dyslexic, Round Trampoline Frame Medallist 1984- http://t.co/15Fpg591hu
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