really wierd... i think about someone...the phone rings, wondering where the shit i ordered is...fedex shows up ?? bad twilight zone episode

Ahhh...i love you too alcohol!

my daughter just asked me what a typewriter did :/

note to husbands: do not give your wife any grief at 4 am when she is making you coffee and lunch...hmm hope he likes cat shit sandwich! :)

well bbq rained out..BUT THERE STILL BEER! :)

damn the pta is fun when you add drinkin'! gonna be one hell of a year, as long as no one starts swinging i think everythings gonna be okay

why did they have to show the clip of capt. phil? now i cant stop crying :(

..when i shut my mouth, turn and walk away it doesnt mean you won, it means your stupid ass aint worth anymore of my time..

If you had Ben Wa Balls, you'd steel this tweet.

If you had the balls, you'd steal this tweet.

any WOMAN can give birth ~ it takes COURAGE and STRENGTH to be a MOTHER

i think there was something in that churro...

Morning Ladies! @amethystravn @bianca_teamcm @ema_biebs @maryjanice @mommahunt16 @ohrant @sandyct514 @whitneybrown57 @wvicki9

@sgtblueeyes my daughter just giggled at the pic..now she wants a mustache...

11.11.11 11:11 Guess what i wished for?

@thedannystewart @amy_madison HOW SWEET! I LOVE YOU @amy_madison!VOTE @amy_madison FOR @playboys September Miss Social! PLEASE & THANK YOU!

@bam__margera @sethyersin i think someone pissed in his cherrios!

@thevillageid10t #IDIDFUCKINREADIT:)

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