@1surlygurl's (Dilligaf) most faved Tweets...
"Does size matter?" "Yes I told you 2 inches makes a huge difference. Just buy the damn laptop dad, this conversation is creeping me out".
Wow this Wii Active really is life like. It's been almost an hour and I still haven't found an outfit that looks good on my avatar.
Call it what you want, "My Friend' , 'My Monthly Bill', or 'Aunt Flo'. But in my world it's called "Crisis Averted".
I understand we are cutting back at work, but that toilet paper was so rough, I think I just gave myself a brazilian.
Hub wants to 'play doctor'. I said sure. Take this outdated New Yorker magazine, get undressed, and I'll be with you in about 45 mins.
Unwritten law: Every time your child wants to watch Spongebob Squarepants, you're allowed to become Drunkmom Sweatpants.
The word depression has such a bad stigma. I think 'anger without enthusiasm' has a nice ring to it.
I'd love to work at a bank for a week or two, then every time someone asks me to check their balance, give them an unexpected shove.
I really really hate people who take drugs, especially those ATF and customs dudes. They're the worst.
Oh ya, I *love* having my Nana live with us. Here Nana, take your tea outside and sit. No! I didn't say take your teeth out and shit. fml
The only pitter-patter of tiny feet I want to hear are those of my midget man servant bringing me my coffee.
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