is this why im no t getting the dates pic.twitter.com/CEaxwDmIvN

lol this person keeps on putting his obama action figure into pictures of his anime girl figurines like so (nsfw?) http://t.co/N89Efs58

whoa this is an actual portal on wikipedia but i'm way to frightened to click it http://t.co/gefAGDsu

im a simple girl with simple goals. a humdred boyfriends please

i just looked up kissing in the dictionary and now i can't stop blushin

its funny that a lotta dudes here say "care" like its a bad word when it's literally one of The Most Important Things You Can Do As A Human

new xbox rumor dont kiss it dont kiss your xbox

this just in: women are billions of individuals with different backgrounds, opinions and experiences. men in shock. obama to comment later.

101 how to prevent call-out drama: 1. encourage a culture where folks listen to margenalised people and apologise 2. thats it guide over

i just imagined someone talking to a tomato and in place of saying "nice to meet you" says "nice tomato" and tbh i'm feeling 100% better

girl got an ass that don't quit, an ass workin way past retirement age, ass u should be on your pension

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#DescribeYourSexualLifeWithAVideoGame world of goo

chomsky? can't say i noam.

noooo kanye dont put my pussy in a sarcophagus. kanye u are into the weirdest foreplay. why do u even own one of these things

i'm sorry i share so many messages i get from terrible people on okc here but OH, MY GOD  http://twitpic.com/c183tg 

a thing of myth and legend...... the elusive horny woman pic.twitter.com/6BcdhDT1nU

leaked pictures of new xbox pic.twitter.com/LdDThFhe

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*arf* lassie? what're you tryna say girl? *arf arf* you have something for me? *arf you have recieved a complimentary Dota 2 pass to share w