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I think the rapture has started. We just had an earthquake. Picture of the damage.

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Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

The planet Saturn = 7 rings, Michael Jordan = 6 rings, Kobe Bryant = 5 rings, LeBron James........... Just a headband

If a bra is an "over the shoulder boulder holder" then what would you call mens underwear??? An under the butt nut hut

School is like a boner. Its long and hard... unless your an asian.

He has a dig bick - ReTweet, if you read it wrong

Modern Warfare 3 has been released in Iraq and Afghanistan as "The Sims". #MW3

That son of a bitch moment when you're walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot...

I'm not saying shes a whore.... all I'm saying is that shes been on more weiners than heinz ketchup

That awkward moment when your scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep

#IveAlwaysWantedTo go into an elevator full of strangers and say "i bet youre wondering why ive gathered you all here today"

Why do people say "Grow some balls?" Balls are so weak & sensitive. You ought to say "Grow a vagina," those things really take a pounding.

We are even racist when it comes to weather: White clouds = good. Blаck clouds = bad.

I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches...

I hate it when I try to hug someone sexy but I end up headbutting the mirror.

Elephant: "Why do you have boobs on your back???" Camel: "Thats a stupid question coming from someone who has a penis on his face."

When I kill a spider in my bathroom I don't clean it up. I leave it there so the rest of the spiders know not to fuck with me.

Husband: I love you Wife: is that you or your beer talking? Husband: its me talking... to the beer...

Is DJ Khaled a pokemon??? All he says is his name