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The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.
Listen here, do you know who I am?
No dear, have you looked in your purse?
Why do you always answer a question with a question?
Sorry, Dave. Paul Shaffer just creeps me out.
Just woke from a good sleep except for my dream about being hit when a half-eaten pumpkin pie fell off the balcony, on top of me.
If I'd known you were a virgin, I would have been more gentle.
If I'd known you could still get it up, I would have taken my bloomers off.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
"No Fly Zone" on window contractor's truck.
Is this thing on?
Pretoria Perp Walk ... boing boing boing boing ...