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Ending all my emails today with The End. That way, everything I write is like an exciting story. "I won't be in to work today. The End"
No update. On strike until the producers of The Walking Dead admit there is no such thing as a 'Mid Season Finale'.
Just emailed an annoying client "I have your children." Sent a second five minutes later stating "Sorry, that email wasn't meant for you."
Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.