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The Rolling Scones #FatBands
Maybe Fred Willard misread the #NameYourDickAfterAMovie hash tag as #TakeYourDickToAMovie.
Carmen Sandiego has been in my trunk the whole time.
Is this funny or just funny to me cause I'm on DayQuil? Firehea. When dragons get firey diarrhea.
I like this Amy Poehler quote: "No one looks stupid when they're having fun!"
#RelationshipsEndBecause someone suggests going to see Transformers 4 on a date.
Wow, this hashtag #HowToEndUpOnTMZ explains this hastag #WhyThisNationIsInDecline.
Okay people who rave about Chicago, I get it now.
Well, I've never eaten at a Chick-fil-A and I think I shall continue that tradition.
Just found out. That isn't what she said.
#GreatBoobs is trending. Glad to see Twitter has its priorities straight.
Every time someone #FF's me, Adam Carolla loses.
My goals remain the same as when I was five: to be a mermaid and a writer. I co-created #TVGuideLetterTheater, have a podcast (on iTunes) and work at #Conan.