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also re:reed comedy scandal: all libertarians should be expelled and not allowed to attend college until politically reeducated.
Alcohol is, like, magic
i want to go to the moon or to kiss a boy
i love cheerwine
NOTHING IS SEXIER THAN MY INTERNET PRESENCE BITCH
ugh lacan is worse than 4chan
what is football?
I am doing nothing with my life.
Jack Daniels is for 19 year olds
people keep giving olivia benson their kids. i would give her my kids. I AM IN LOVE WITH DETECTIVE BENSON JUST LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD
ugh cannot believe i got sucked into a political conversation with that girl on facebook #smh #applebees
I never want to go to a party with straight people ever again
Do you know about the aliens that built the pyramids? #gaybarconversations
ellen gave me a birthday cupcake. i am the happiest classicist.
i would like to get in a twitter fight
indisputably not worth talking to / barely worth remembering / i don't care about your sex life