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I wish there was a little airline steward voice that said 'please return your seat to it's closed position' everytime a man used my toilet.
It's Wednesday, the middle, the hump, the 1/2way mark...which is notable. However, I'm curious...ya'll know you can have sex everyday right?
I'm scary close to 1700 followers, share me w/ur friends...every follower increases my matchfund donations! ThankU #gratitude #suckitcancer
I wonder if some of you nutty characters ever confuse the person you play on twitter with the person you see in the mirror. #toBafly #foreal
Those who believe 'spice' is comparable to cannabis must also believe Velveeta is cheese.
I'm not into edible underwear...too sweet...but you make those babies outta bacon and we might have a deal. #SundayConfessions ;)
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