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I wish there was a little airline steward voice that said 'please return your seat to it's closed position' everytime a man used my toilet.

A little #truth with your coffee...

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It's Wednesday, the middle, the hump, the 1/2way mark...which is notable. However, I'm curious...ya'll know you can have sex everyday right?

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I wonder if some of you nutty characters ever confuse the person you play on twitter with the person you see in the mirror. #toBafly #foreal

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Those who believe 'spice' is comparable to cannabis must also believe Velveeta is cheese.

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I'm not into edible underwear...too sweet...but you make those babies outta bacon and we might have a deal. #SundayConfessions ;)