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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Gift @2ndCitySaint Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Girls: want your man to act like a gentleman? Start acting like a lady who deserves a gentleman, instead of a cunt who just expects one.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Pushing an elevator button multiple times doesn't make it come faster; the opposite is true of my cervix, though.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I'm so worried that people might think I'm a racist that I won't even say the word "vinegar" in the vicinity of black people.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    The only reason I wear panties is so I have somewhere to set my phone while I'm on the toilet.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Apparently, when someone asks you, "What time do you get off?" "Every chance I get," is not an appropriate answer.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I prefer realism in my masturbation. So, just like all the guys I fuck, none of my dildos have balls either.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    If you rub OralJel on your cock before you stick it in her mouth, she won't even know it's in there - NINJA BLOWJOB!

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    If I were a guy, my favourite sound would be that small gasp she makes the first time I slide my entire shaft inside her.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I bet Vince Russo just watched Raw, sat there, blinked a few times and was like, "Shit."

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I do so many kegels that only dogs can hear my queefs.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Normal wedding proposal: He goes down on 1 knee, gives a diamond ring. Ideal proposal: I go down on both knees, you give me a pearl necklace

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      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Pro-Tip: If there's something in a Tweet you have to Google to find out what it is... you probably don't wanna Google it.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    One day I'm going to tell my kids, "Yes, you can get pregnant from oral but only if he spits it back onto your cunt after you snowball him."

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    If a toothless blowjob is called a "gummer" can I start calling anal sex a "bummer"?

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      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I wish Tinder reviews existed, like, "★☆☆☆☆ - lied about his height & his jizz tasted awful," or "★★★★★ - paid for dinner & gave oral."

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I'm not a slut, I just fuck like one.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    You had me at, "Come sit on my beard."

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    YOLO? More like YODA: You'll Obviously Die Alone.

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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    If I'm not Tweeting, I'm either sleeping, working or masturbating. Or sleeping at work because I just finished masturbating.

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@2ndCitySaint

I'm a chef & a Habs fan. Beard lover. I have a blog I never update: http://t.co/a0FRiLk7bY. Sometimes I tweet about pro-wrestling. You've been warned.

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