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  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Girls: want your man to act like a gentleman? Start acting like a lady who deserves a gentleman, instead of a cunt who just expects one.

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    rideonUSAdeedragonhunterCanadianMclovinphobophilePeanut_XOXOiVishu_GujjuTateRyannBredwh
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    iVishu_GujjuBredwhshakes31471WhtUReallyMeanBazarComedyMikeMbeerm________Squizbotobi_ian_kenobi
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I may not steal Tweets on Twitter, but you can bet that I say all of your jokes to people offline, and take full fucking credit for them.

    • 301
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    rideonUSAdeedragonhunterNotBachibawlznotstateoibotzCanadianMclovinphobophilePeanut_XOXO
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    rideonUSAOrgAfricanDanielsYourBrooibotzCanadianMcloviniVishu_GujjuBredwhcassvince
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Pushing an elevator button multiple times doesn't make it come faster; the opposite is true of my cervix, though.

    • 329
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    rideonUSAdeedragonhunterNotBachibawlzneepanspawnednfnfyfyr65543CanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_Gujju
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    CanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhLets_Go_Gently_WhtUReallyMeanLe_LubiJIMBOSWELT
    angiehateslife____F00tballSux______
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I'm so worried that people might think I'm a racist that I won't even say the word "vinegar" in the vicinity of black people.

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    deedragonhunterCanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhmaxwellNOTsmartDons78sbshakes31471
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    phobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhshakes31471WhtUReallyMeanBazarComedyJoshMarino420UnfollowFaster
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    The only reason I wear panties is so I have somewhere to set my phone while I'm on the toilet.

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    rideonUSAdeedragonhunterNotBachibawlzANastyGorillamaxwellNOTsmartCanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_Gujju
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    cizek_potterCanadianMclovinBellaIceartiVishu_GujjuBredwhJIMBOSWELTlllvvvzzzbestpunever
    BruppFWTXrachiecandiceginger26dot2______Iambooradley______
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    If you rub OralJel on your cock before you stick it in her mouth, she won't even know it's in there - NINJA BLOWJOB!

    • 158
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    myles_morrisonrideonUSANotBachibawlzragerbarbiecizek_potterANastyGorillaBucketECanadianMclovin
    • 37
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    CanadianMclovinBredwhBazarComedySquizbotTheWhaleChris____Hurly_BurlyHotpetbuns_LoudWhisper_____
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I prefer realism in my masturbation. So, just like all the guys I fuck, none of my dildos have balls either.

    • 200
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    rideonUSAdeedragonhunterCanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhLets_Go_Gently_RichardProctor
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    iVishu_GujjuBredwhWhtUReallyMeanJIMBOSWELTBazarComedySquizbotVonBrutal________badmouthblonde
    _Vaginasaurus
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    If I were a guy, my favourite sound would be that small gasp she makes the first time I slide my entire shaft inside her.

    • 135
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    myles_morrisonvisciousvixxenrideonUSACanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhBazarComedy
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    rideonUSAiVishu_GujjuBredwhBazarComedyLastMermaid__SquizbotTheWhaleChris____favstar1000favs
    topherg7FeistyGnome______
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I bet Vince Russo just watched Raw, sat there, blinked a few times and was like, "Shit."

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    VerifiedDrunkfavstar_popFinallyHeSleepsMyriahLeighDaEmeraldKnightGiantRascalThe_LOKITUPjkrambles
    • 27
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    geraldsaundersmwoodring1heartlessTJ15emperor_domiGesusKriestVivaMattyVegasDBBNickKeiroStarrRKDA
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Apparently, when someone asks you, "What time do you get off?" "Every chance I get," is not an appropriate answer.

    • 135
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    rideonUSACanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhb4e2r0nAndLive2LoveDieLaughing
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    iVishu_GujjuBredwhAndLive2LovecassvinceBazarComedyminealone6Squizbotmochanya
    chattchic______Twisty_Monster____
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I do so many kegels that only dogs can hear my queefs.

    • 114
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    CanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhLittleJimmy61BazarComedyDrBoozenitBulldog0613
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    phobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhBazarComedyfavstar1000favsSquizbothellyeah63Xalqee
    _Shizzle__________
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Normal wedding proposal: He goes down on 1 knee, gives a diamond ring. Ideal proposal: I go down on both knees, you give me a pearl necklace

    • 145
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    myles_morrisonrideonUSACanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhBazarComedyspaceagedisco
    • 23
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    rideonUSAiVishu_GujjuBredwhBazarComedySquizbotfavstar1000favschitenniscoachJstraw94__________
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    One day I'm going to tell my kids, "Yes, you can get pregnant from oral but only if he spits it back onto your cunt after you snowball him."

    • 179
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    rideonUSACanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhCronosLilWitchnolifecoachWhtUReallyMean
    • 22
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    iVishu_GujjuBredwhnolifecoachWhtUReallyMeanBazarComedyxeyednpainless____Squizbotgaak99____________
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    YOLO? More like YODA: You'll Obviously Die Alone.

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    ictwittiessofiayatid____ChurningTurdum____anwar02ceemrtn85NickCasaliniMrStrictMachineiLL_ugLy
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    JoshridesbikeBryceCarrollCoeanwar02chriscartermilithunicaWhiteRussian_melissa5001______SRbeta
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    If a toothless blowjob is called a "gummer" can I start calling anal sex a "bummer"?

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    CanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhLittleJimmy61NILEstyle_BazarComedyMikeMbeerm________
    • 20
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    iVishu_GujjuBredwhNILEstyle_BlindRichiBazarComedySquizbotFavstar500FavsDiscourt
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    Pro-Tip: If there's something in a Tweet you have to Google to find out what it is... you probably don't wanna Google it.

    • 99
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    rideonUSACanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhimhalfevilBazarComedyMikeMbeerm________
    • 20
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    iVishu_GujjuBredwhimhalfevilBazarComedySquizbotshishiwakamakuTwistedAndTornNdiscretion______
    TheUnseenMe______
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    I'm not a slut, I just fuck like one.

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    rideonUSACanadianMclovinBredwhKinkQueenBazarComedyMikeMbeerm________DrBoozenitBulldog0613
    • 18
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    BazarComedySquizbotTXFloormanSmartBlonde69____xChristina394xPopplersss________TheDunkle10DollarBJs
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    If you ever had sex with Jesus, I bet the morning after would get really awkward after he asked you why you kept calling out his dad's name.

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    cyclingfiend74KamRabbitmicetaylMsSugarTitsTwisty_Monster____2luv2luvme21BigMickWolfieShay__
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    nuttyskadorkMissParisParker__Twisty_Monster____ShyButterfly619__jakefozioyo_dabba_dabbafuckmylife2hellSmokeydabear85
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    You had me at, "Come sit on my beard."

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    rideonUSACanadianMclovinphobophileBredwhMtnDrewskiBazarComedyDrBoozenitBulldog0613
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    iVishu_GujjuBredwhBazarComedyfavstar1000favsSquizbotSmokedFringe______ImperfectlyOkaybeagriego
    SteelFontana
  • 2ndCitySaint
      Meg$ @2ndCitySaint

    If I'm not Tweeting, I'm either sleeping, working or masturbating. Or sleeping at work because I just finished masturbating.

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    rideonUSACanadianMclovinphobophileiVishu_GujjuBredwhMtnDrewskiBazarComedyDrBoozenit
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    rideonUSAiVishu_GujjuBredwhBazarComedySquizbotTheWhaleChris____imalilfrazyThe_Marcness
@2ndCitySaint

@2ndCitySaint

I'm a chef & a Habs fan. I have a blog I never update: http://pervertextraordinaire.tumblr.com. Sometimes I tweet about pro-wrestling. You've been warned.