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My primary duty as a parent is making sure that my child knows - no matter what others say or what she may see or hear- that Han shot first.
#removeoneletterfilms - "American Pi"
USA Today gives it 3.14 stars.
Please donate to cancer research. I will donate $1 for every RT this gets to Cancer research (Sloan Kettering). (Max $500)
All people who make broad generalizations are idiots.
The fact that Avril Lavigne is ready to marry Nickelback tells me one thing: I actually would have had a shot. #FML
Goodnight, Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
#DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMovie The Dark Knight Rises
#addoneletterfilms "Finding Nemoy"
It's like "The Search For Spock" but with smaller ears and more wrinkles.
I just killed a man at Walmart to get the last crock pot. Found out it wasn't on sale. My apologies to his family.
#UnlikelySequel Malcolm XI
I would make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
Cat who trolls. Out of love. Or hatred. Same ****. #LLTrollC I am not Schrodinger's cat yes I am.