Roffle! -> RT @thepoke: Ebay bargain of the day pic.twitter.com/N4hpaW6hsu (via @derbydunk)

Check @ronkabet's timeline for the ravings of a madman, lads. Pure "Falling Down" gear. Wouldn't mind but he's the thickest cunt I know.

@chrism325 Just tuned in after you tweeted. Fucking dogshit, histrionics, snide fouls, absolute CUNTS all over the pitch AND on the line.

@ronkabet Happy bullshit superstition day Trixy. Hope you get pushed under a bus at some stage, now THAT would be worth celebrating IMO.

@ronkabet -> RT @istwitwrong: UPDATE 8: Fakey-wakey sharky-warky  http://bit.ly/TjG83H 

@oosoul_ @cgullman @ronkabet @burdinho Ronker the cyclist. What an athlete! http://t.co/pK7FZf4K

@ronkabet Or a man being battered around a kitchen with a frying pan for merely asking her to pass the ketchup at the dinner table.

@ronkabet My burd loves it. Was thinkin of callin off the engagement over it tbh, fuckin embarrassin.

Sublime >>> RT @newsthump: NEWS! Liverpool fans gather outside court to boo assault victims http://t.co/sAxEwESd

CONVINCE friends you've lost weight by simply replacing your wardrobe with the same clothes but 2 sizes bigger. @twoptwips

@reena_bee @sharifa_1 @memz0072 @ronkabet Bellend cheese.

Daily Happiness Averages for Twitter, September 2008 to present:  http://bit.ly/11BF5Cg  Steady decline; bankers, MCFC & austerity to blame.

@ronkabet You're only in your mid-thirties FFS.

@ronkabet You are allowed slag off the Beeb on this issue. Their sports coverage is fucking embarrassing.

@lotusflowerldn @sharifa_1 @ronkabet @martinlarious Should have done it this way first time round: pic.twitter.com/iOvX7Axt4v

@lotusflowerldn @sharifa_1 @ronkabet @martinlarious What a bloody nice bloke! pic.twitter.com/NqDrypbaL5

@ronkabet @martinlarious @sharifa_1 @lotusflowerldn Mind the steps out of that ivory tower now lad.

@ronkabet Privileged Tory complains about his cushy job, what a total CUNT.

@mikeedge WHO THE FUCK EATS MOOSE LASAGNA FROM FUCKING IKEA AND CARES IF THERE'S FUCKING PORK IN IT. Fuck this, I'm going for a lie down.

Worth repeating: Roy Keane when Adrian Chiles tries to be funny. pic.twitter.com/pZatxb8fDe