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@ibleedgolf1 hey Steve this is for team euro please send out 4 me http://t.co/8UeCiNjN

Life at home!!!! pic.twitter.com/Od8gQ2PdeQ

Crayons have sure evolved since I was a kid...

@lillyhale1 (better) pic.twitter.com/PlTT91ZUwL

“@msbehavior: Police issue warning: only take meth from a trusted source. #winnipegnews”

And pray because that works around here..

Wow the pope gave up being the pope 4 lent... Hardcore!!

News release oral sex causes cancer now I have to get a surgeon gen .warning tattooed on my hip !
Smoking pole may cause cancer

“@inventivegolf: Alright everyone im going out to buy my #lotto tickets. .wish me luck”

Don't get hit by a car
#betterodds

“@thezwickers3: @3_putt let's call him out @inventivegolf and see how many female followers he loses in the next hour"

No they r his babies

And today kicks off 2013 golf season and #showusyournumber 1 year anniversary cheers all

@ibleedgolf1 @mctwentytwo pic.twitter.com/nIDf7kEUXV

“@inventivegolf: I am good...:-):-)”

Who fucking asked????

“@inventivegolf: I am WEIRD. ..wonderful, exciting, irresistible, real, different”

U realize this is not your plenty of fish account right

Happy sinko de mayo everyone !!! pic.twitter.com/Jnunpcwz7v

#ff my friend fuck nuts @inventivegolf he is here to inspire us all!! pic.twitter.com/XvIOQZIoAv

Ha that's results 4 you!!!! pic.twitter.com/yoPAw1hixD

“@inventivegolf: If I lived a thousand lives I would want you by my side in everyone of them”

Okay but I'd start to smell after first 60

@inventivegolf @leo204 Facebook is the people u wanted to forget 20 years ago

What's the point

“@instantturnon: A kiss on the forehead is one of the sweetest thing in the world ♥”


You spelled penis wrong

@ufooln I'd rather watch knitting with Nancy than a leafs game!!!

#cbc

“@ryankeith15: I'd fuck a mad cow.”

Careful that's how I met my ex!!!