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Stages of Twitter grief: OMG!!!; jokes abt dead person; "Don't joke abt dead person!"; Instagram of brunch.
I haven't seen this many white people upset about maps since Christopher Columbus bumped into America by accident.
They don't have a "Million Dollar Listing: San Francisco" because it would just be a shitty 1 bedroom on Gough.
Utah's all like "But if you legalize gay marriage then the next step is polyg....oh wait a minute"
It is the 17th inning. The 3 fans left are crying and eating garbage. Ron Wotus is pitching to a mop wearing a Pirates jersey.
HOT STARTUP IDEA: Check books out of library, charge people $5 to borrow & read them.
Did you buy a dresser in the Sunset a while back? If so, look under the drawers. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mis/4347387809.html …
I don't recall any Republican officials advocating the denial of constitutional rights the last time an abortion clinic was bombed.
I've found babies are much easier if you just pretend they're your annoying friend who wants you to stay up & party w them all night.
The two most important moments in your life are when you realize not all beer and not all coffee are the same.
Someday the Joint Chiefs of Staff are going to be Jayce, Jayden, Caden, and Hayden.
There should be a cable channel called "When You Just Want Something On While You Look At Your Phone".
RT if the San Francisco Giants now only fill you with existential dread and a sense of despair.