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Stages of Twitter grief: OMG!!!; jokes abt dead person; "Don't joke abt dead person!"; Instagram of brunch.
I haven't seen this many white people upset about maps since Christopher Columbus bumped into America by accident.
They don't have a "Million Dollar Listing: San Francisco" because it would just be a shitty 1 bedroom on Gough.
Utah's all like "But if you legalize gay marriage then the next step is polyg....oh wait a minute"
Obama should just announce he's in favor of Ted Cruz so we could see Ted Cruz be against Ted Cruz.
It is the 17th inning. The 3 fans left are crying and eating garbage. Ron Wotus is pitching to a mop wearing a Pirates jersey.
Bobby Jindal says the science is unclear about whether it's you're or your
HOT STARTUP IDEA: Check books out of library, charge people $5 to borrow & read them.
Madison Bumgarner getting on phone ordering cake for victory party, arranging airport transportation, getting ready to fly plane home.
This is tech's fault somehow. Give me a second.
Did you buy a dresser in the Sunset a while back? If so, look under the drawers. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mis/4347387809.html …
The GOP 10 year old boy platform:
1. NO SHOTS.
2. Forget washing hands
3. MORE FIGHTER PLANES
4. Science is SO. BORING.
I don't recall any Republican officials advocating the denial of constitutional rights the last time an abortion clinic was bombed.
Dreamer. Learner. Striver. oh fuck it I'm kidding I totally stole this bio from a guy with an avi of himself on a horse
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