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Stages of Twitter grief: OMG!!!; jokes abt dead person; "Don't joke abt dead person!"; Instagram of brunch.
I haven't seen this many white people upset about maps since Christopher Columbus bumped into America by accident.
They don't have a "Million Dollar Listing: San Francisco" because it would just be a shitty 1 bedroom on Gough.
I don't recall any Republican officials advocating the denial of constitutional rights the last time an abortion clinic was bombed.
I've found babies are much easier if you just pretend they're your annoying friend who wants you to stay up & party w them all night.
The two most important moments in your life are when you realize not all beer and not all coffee are the same.
I'm glad they finished the bridge so everybody can get back to moving to Oakland.
I see fog. THIS CONCLUDES TWO-DAY SUMMER. PLEASE RETURN TO HUDDLING NEAR A HEATER FOR WARMTH.
Phone call from wife: "Do you need anything from Whole Foods?" "No." "Well, think of something. I can't just buy wine, I'm with the baby."
108 days until pitchers and catchers report.
If you're looking for a barista, Academy of Art graduation just finished at Civic Center.
Weather's great in SF if you're a polar explorer or have 35% body fat.
Ugh I just had a sip of Skinny Girl Sangria and it tastes like licking a stamp soaked in Franzia.
36 Cheap American Beers, Ranked http://deadspin.com/36-cheap-american-beers-ranked-638820035 … "Busch Light. This is for the sort of person who buys tube socks at the bus stop."
I can't think of a single teacher I had in elementary school who I'd trust with a loaded firearm.
The only way a fire would get more Twitter attention in SF would be if a food truck and a fixie both hit Tartine and burst into flames.
Why weren't the BART protesters at the BART meeting yesterday where the issue they purport to care about was actually being discussed?
Met a woman at a BBQ today who went into labor at a Giants game AND STAYED UNTIL THE END OF THE GAME. Suck on that, Dodger fans.