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Thought I had been banned from Favrd, but it turns out I'm just not funny. Phew!
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Canada is a real place?! I thought it was another made up Twitter meme like unicorns or republicans.

Ohhh, it's on the map and everything.
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Fuck me once, shame on you!
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Everyone knows that doctors make the worst patients, but did you know they also make terrible tiramisu?
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Finally found Jesus!

Now it's my turn to hide.
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Is it possible to get a divorce by citing irreconcilable similarities?
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Twitter goes too fast when I'm not here and too slow when I am.

I'm no physicist, but I blame quantums 'n shit.
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Give a gay man a fish and he's all like ewwww, but teach a gay man to fish and the boredom inevitably leads to sexual experimentation.
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The lady on my bus was having a senior moment, by which I mean flatulence and casual racism.
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Today we drink the blood of our oppressors.

Tommorow: ironing.
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You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't fit her into a suitcase without "modifications".
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Be careful what you tweet, it could be the Giga-Tweet!
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My wife always knows what I'm going to do before I do it.

It's like telepathy or something.

No wait. It's just nagging.
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That food baby left me with stretch marks.
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Had to change my Twitter name for legal reasons. No biggy, but if you see my avatar on Crimewatch, keep your fucking mouth shut.
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Was Sarah Palin the black guy?
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I completely support gay marriage. We should suffer equally.
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I had this great tweet, but @sween stole it at playtime. Then him and @lonelysandwich gave me a wedgie!
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Just finished today's Two Minutes Hate, or as I like to call it "Facebook".
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I'm as incomparable as the next guy.
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