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So if we as men supposedly think only with our penis, then will it be offensive if I ask you to blow my mind?
Maybe I'm starting to realize, for myself, that happiness in life have different meanings. Not just one constant, but multiple.
Remember folks, it's not the kids in the back seat that cause accidents. In turn, it's the accidents in the back seat that cause children.
@saraespivey: Anyone that would DM me and tell me to unfollow you, I would tell them to boldly fuck off like no man has fucked off before.
And so, happiness comes in all shapes and sizes. And colors. RT @micheleakalips: Happiness, there's a vibrator for that.
Why of course starships were meant to fly. They ARE starships, afterall...
In contrast to much widely popular belief, it is indeed possible to be a lover AND a fighter. It's called fighting for what you love.
Off of work. Time for the best part of my day; to do...absolutely...nothing!
Hahaha. Shoutouts to the funny conversations we have in the backroom at my job. Reasons why I actually look foward to coming in.
Going to work tomorrow may be impossible. Looks like I'll have to take one for the team. And that team consists of myself and no one else.
I've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that there's no bad news.
The bad news is that there's no good news.
So let today be the day you venture out into the civilized world to reclaim what is rightfully yours. By all means necessary.
Word?? RT @hondurangoddess: That awkward moment when you masturbate and start crying when you climax.
@saraespivey: I see you've exceeded 7,000. This next drink is for you.
...I had totally forgot. Yesterday marked my two years of having this account. I suppose I was so wrapped up it slipped my mind.
Critically acclaimed protagonist. Self proclaimed antagonist. Underachiever. Lover of penguins and retro anime. Raving and misbehaving since 1985.