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Just read a YouTube comment that said Coldplay is the new Pink Floyd. Since I don't know exactly who said it,I have to kill everyone. Sorry.
Beer me. And by beer me I mean vodka red bull me. And by vodka red bull me I mean take off your pants and sit on my face.
Yep, it's right here on page 27 of the "Twitter Handbook", Rule 12: IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY DON'T FUCKING READ IT.
Big girls just don't understand that guys will love them for their personality and wits if they lose weight.
I think it's time for some of you to put down the urban dictionary and perhaps pick up a real one.
If people in this country rode their spouses like they did their fucking brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically.
If I had the chance to kill either the vampire or the werewolf from those retarded 'Twilight' movies I would rape Harry Potter. No question.
Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are? It's an exploding ball of gas, mainly helium and hydrogen. My god, read a book.
I want an auctioneer to read my eulogy. No one likes drawn out funerals. You're welcome.
If I have ever said anything out of line or degrading to you, I was probably drunk. Don't let that mislead you though, I fucking meant it.
Just saw someone wearing tight rolled jeans and a 'Warrant' t shirt. My god! I THINK I SET MY CLOCK BACK TOO FAR!!
If twitter has taught me anything it's that there are more funny girls out there than guys. It's quite a sobering truth.
Nothing like running into my old high school girlfriend as I'm leaving the gas station with an arm full of Busch Light 40's at 7:30 a.m.
3 kinds of girls.
1)Gets upset when told to suck dick.
2)Doesn't mind being told to suck dick.
3)Doesn't need to be told to suck dick.
Dropped out of high school in the 10th grade officially making me the smartest member of my family. Also, great great grandson of Jack the Ripper.
