Take care of your body and it will take care of you.
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This is so comfy in bed.. who agrees? http://t.co/ootvpJn5 (via @quotingswag)
Who else does that

"(>^_^)>#
I made you a waffle

#<(^_^<)
But then I was like...

(>^#^<)
"I'm hungry..."

(>^_^)> So I ate it.

Deleting one 'ha' from your 'hahahahaha' cause you think its too much. (via @its_stewie)

When websites asking for my age have the option to select 2011. -Bitch, how would I be using my computer? (via @its_stewie)

The awkward moment when you spell a common word correctly, but it just looks so wrong, so you just stare at it forever. (via @quotesforgirlz

Sometimes I honestly can't remember if a dream was real or not. (via @funnyortruth)

Perhaps Voldermort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station. (via @booksofteens)

"Hi" "Hey" "You awake?" "No, I taught myself how to text in my sleep." (via @ispeaktogirls)

I hate when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep" B*tch, you need to hibernate. (via @quotesforgirlz)

Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention. (via @ohteenquotes)

Wouldn't it be cool if they made fat barbies? (via @funnyortruth)

Coming to class late,
and pushing your friend to go in first. (via @quotingswag)

“Boy: I love you. Girl: no you don't, prove it. Boy: Ok, how? Girl: Throw away your Xbox. Boy: Get out.” (via @its_stewie)

Saying "IM UP!" when you're actually lying in bed as warm as toast! (via @its_stewie)

Me: Mom.. whats it like having such an amazing child?
Mom: I wouldn't know.. Ask your grandmother.
Me: .....
LOL ♥ (via @thetweetepic)

OPERATOR: "9-1-1 please hold." ME: "Ok. Wait, stop stabbing me for a sec." MURDERER: "K." (via @boyposts)

Whenever i can't find something it just magically appears when my mom looks. (via @its_stewie)

"I need to study!" *Opens book* "...I don't feel like studying" *Closes book* (via @binskeey)