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I can't wait to ride the Evergreen Line to drop my kid off at his affordable daycare centre. Then I'll fly my unicorn to work.
A few fish in the pool would make those underwater shots even prettier. #Olympics
I am very concerned about BC liquor store workers going on strike. GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT. #bcpoli #bcgeu
Saw one street person weirding out another street person.
Today is my Monday and my Friday. Best Thursday ever.
Still can't believe a stranger called me inspirational, right to my face. 15 was hilarious as he said, "No she's not".
Oh crap. I forgot to get Guinness. St. Patrick's Day is ruined.
"Fuck up my bail hearing?!! Fine. I'm charging you with attempted fucking murder." ~ the greatest prosecutor ever.
Dr. Connors in The Amazing Spider-Man is a wonderful example of a person with a disability. We are all desperate to be cured. And evil.
It's just another zombie Monday. #fuuuuuuuuck
My opinions are my own. Which is a silly thing to say since twitter is just a bunch of jokes, lies, headlines, and shit. Entertaining shit though.