I can't wait to ride the Evergreen Line to drop my kid off at his affordable daycare centre. Then I'll fly my unicorn to work.

Go winning team! #superbowel

A few fish in the pool would make those underwater shots even prettier. #Olympics

I am very concerned about BC liquor store workers going on strike. GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT. #bcpoli #bcgeu

To look like a crazy laughing crying person on the #Skytrain, just spend an extra $5 and watch @ivandecker http://t.co/WINaGe5X

Saw one street person weirding out another street person.

Finally! Something good played on bagpipes. RT @regnimalia: Yup. http://t.co/sI1iGK44

Today is my Monday and my Friday. Best Thursday ever.

It's so nice to wake up at 6pm. Napping #ftw!

@ivandecker So when can we meet? #worstdatingprofilephotos pic.twitter.com/Hj8IWZOCMV

Foot tattoo wisdom: Life is a journey. Also: Live Love Laugh. #Skytrain people have profound feet this morning.

Still can't believe a stranger called me inspirational, right to my face. 15 was hilarious as he said, "No she's not".

Oh crap. I forgot to get Guinness. St. Patrick's Day is ruined.

"Fuck up my bail hearing?!! Fine. I'm charging you with attempted fucking murder." ~ the greatest prosecutor ever.

Happy Birthday to @stepc, who understands that once you go black, you never go back. pic.twitter.com/uWt6O8X7

I've left the courthouse, and yeah, I feel itchy. #bedbugs

Dr. Connors in The Amazing Spider-Man is a wonderful example of a person with a disability. We are all desperate to be cured. And evil.

Ooh I hope the new one has windows! RT @cbcnewsbc: George Massey Tunnel replacement plans announced by Clark

So…never go then? RT @all_caps: Never go to the beer store while beer hungry.

It's just another zombie Monday. #fuuuuuuuuck