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I'd like to think that when I work this late at night, I'm more creative. Turns out I'm just more drunk.
I can't believe CBC is showing Edmonton v Detroit instead of the Habs in Colorado. Patrick Roy coaching against his old team? Come on man!
I am totally having subway for dinner. Mostly because it's right beside the liquor store.
if luongo wins a cup before Price, i'll eat every canadiens jersey i own. save this tweet.
Addiction is a serious illness. Let's not forget that. All human life is intrinsically good.
I bought my cat his first catnip toy today. I haven't seen him in a few hours...
For the Canucks to win, luongo can't be their best player
Stairs make boobs even more awesome.
I just figured it out; it's not your drunk tweets that are super funny, it's me being super drunk reading them.
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, That's the bad guy.