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if luongo wins a cup before Price, i'll eat every canadiens jersey i own. save this tweet.
For the Canucks to win, luongo can't be their best player
Stairs make boobs even more awesome.
I just figured it out; it's not your drunk tweets that are super funny, it's me being super drunk reading them.
Apparently I have no porn on my computer. What a disappointment.
Ladies: if you're not fucking him, someone is.
best way to lose ten lbs in a day? forget your baby somewhere.
Legs make the best scarves
Respect the irish tomorrow. Remember, ordering an Irish car bomb from an Irishman is like ordering a 9/11 shooter from a new Yorker
Of course I do
Kittens at the pet store are 488$. They know there's free cats everywhere right?
If you use the word "patina" chances are I've already smacked you.
And there's already people lined up for the new iPad at #metrotown #apple
bassist, writer of counter-culture, technophile. final cutter. i teach Logic