How fucking stupid is the #GOP when they argue simultaneously that civilian women need assault rifles yet military women can't be in combat?

The same John Elway who owns Chrysler and GM dealerships saved by #cashforclunkers and the auto bailout is endorsing @mittromney. Yep.

Here's a fucking idea. Put marathon runners to work running up hi-rises to bring stranded old folks food and fucking water before they die.

"People affected by depressurizing an airline cabin at 30,000 feet can always go to the emergency room." -@mittromney

BREAKING: Rick Perry calls President Obama with a last minute plea to execute the turkeys. #p2 #tcot

I don't usually sink my party with one sip, but when I do, I drink Poland Spring. Stay thirsty, my friends. #rubio #sotu

LMAO! RT @annaholmes:
Wow. RT @nemoran3: This picture is so important. pic.twitter.com/Y9weHSl6

@jeffersonobama Ditched all his positions, lied for 90 mins straight called his sons liars and fired a muppet. Did I leave anything out?

2007!!! RT @buzzfeedandrew: Romney being asked in 07 if he would bring RomneyCare national, he replies "absolutely." http://t.co/A8L00ZYd

How does "educate men and boys to respect women and prevent rape" turn into "ZOMG mandatory classes!! misandry! tyranny!!"? Srsly. Fuck you.

Women are too soft to be damaged in combat, but they should be forced to birth their rapist's babies as evidence in a rape trial? Fuck off!

Well, his name is Dick Armey. RT @rosiegray
Holy shit, Dick Armey staged an armed coup at FreedomWorks. Not a metaphor  http://m.washingtonpost.com/politics/freedomworks-tea-party-group-nearly-falls-apart-in-fight-between-old-and-new-guard/2012/12/25/dd095b68-4545-11e2-8061-253bccfc7532_story.html …

A vagina for starters. MT @jonathanchait: I don't think "binders full of women" is either a damning line or funny one. What am I missing?

LMAO! RT @weywerdsun: One Million Moms Facebook Page Disappears After Gay Bashing Backfires http://t.co/fqx62O1v via @addinfoorg

HEY! Lookee there! Todd Akin and Paul Ryan's voting record on reproductive rights are IDENTICAL! http://t.co/QvfUs595 http://t.co/kXYOxSvN

Paul Ryan's favorite band is Rage Against the Machine!?! Motherfucker, you ARE The Machine!

It's simple really. If you have a history of mental illness or recorded violence against anyone, it should be harder for you to get a gun.

@dvnix EXCLUSIVE!: New Official RNC Letterhead! RT @dvnix: Um, @angryblacklady…you might want to see this: http://t.co/0eays8YF #teamuterati

Sammy! Majority Report: An Open Challenge To Libertarians http://t.co/m7NvcYjo via @youtube #ows #p2 #tcot #worlneedsmoreseder

@allanbrauer @theonlyadult @goldietaylor I like to call it "Please Proceed... The Musical"