Its amazing how different it is to watch a man eat a banana as opposed to a woman.

Is it worse to have blood in your stool or urine? Just wondering for the person that used this restroom before me.

@bballsource I think a lot of pg's could run OKC at a very high level, but I don't think there are a lot players that can do what RW does

TCU new slogan: At least it wasn't child rape

@johnehoover doubt the "sharks" want to deal with what Mike brings to the table.

I bet Jerry Sandusky drives a white van.

Too bad Paterno didn't call in cops in riot gear about a decade ago.

Everyone of the idiots rioting at Penn State to "honor" Paterno should get five minutes alone in shower with Sandusky. Idiots

Midgets should take mini-tramps shopping so they could reach the good stuff on the top shelves.

Not many things scarier than taking a leak next to someone when you're wearing flip flops

Classic "@marty3point0: If you have more than one tattoo on your neck, what was the food like in prison?"

Was told I looked like Gary Busey last night. The reason for all the lonely nights now crystal clear.

Wonder how long its been since someone actually rented a mule and beat the hell out of it?

Just had a conversation with the lady with the worlds most nose hair. Lucky for everyone its jet black.