A real vacation is taken without a camera.

Even the most interesting people get boring, brave people break, love fades. Just give it some time.

There should be a way to convert baby screams to electricity. All that wasted energy.

These fuckin kids think they'll change the world. They can't even wake up early in morning.

Corruption is in the people. Not in the system. Bring change in people, not in the system.

Frankly, fuckers, don't fuck with the government. They will take away your internet and you'll be sending tweets through smoke signals.

Slowly, you learn to avoid arguing with people. Because they're wrong.

Sometimes you just follow some people for the same reason you slow down to watch an accident.

unfollow me, do something positive with your monday

if you open your heart, someone will shit in it sooner or later.

Today my phone ran out charge while i was "outside". I had to look at "people" in the market while walking. #TheHorror

tattoos are an insane amount of commitment. I can't even decide what I'll have for dinner.

http://t.co/AZYhMhmt okay, 100 things I hate about twitter. There is a surprise at bottom of list, should you read that far.

Most of us are alive because we are not important enough to kill.

asking for a friend? FRIEND KE PAAS TWITTER NAHI HAI? MUH ME ZUBAAN NAHI HAI? HAATH ME MEHNDI LAGI HAI?

we all know at least one girl who dumped a dude who loved her for a dude who earned a better package. RT if you know such a girl

confidence is what you wear when you're naked.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.” ― Robert Frost

#seriously FLIRTING FAIL RT @abhiandnow: @lucifer_sam666 ohho *plays a cute metal song for her*

Your twitter crush is fucking someone else.