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Twitter is what happens when too many children are told that they're above average intelligence.
MOVIE FACT: Johnny Depp's full name is 'Johnnybag Deppartment'.
Eric Cantona establishing a socialist utopia in Central America, at half-time, before inspiring a Utd win from 4-0 down.
Fryday Fryday burning bright
In the forests of the night
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful[Brummie accent]symmetry
*points gun at Monday's face*
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
FAV if you're going to have a great weekend.
RT if all hope for humanity is dead.
More heavy rain on its way..
WILL EVERYONE JUST PLEASE STOP BUMMING!!
Shame it's work today. It would be a fine double denim day today.
Fun Thursday Work Game:
Every time someone shouts "YOU IRRESPONSIBLE FUCKWIT. YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE"
= 2 shots or a beer.