Hopefully this chick eating my ass doesn't have a peanut allergy

Don't be a dick. - me pulling down a Thai strippers underwear

Shaven, not furred

When does the new season of twitter start? Tired of seeing the same old shit

Making some sponge underwear because of the heat. I'll put it on pinterest if anyone wants me to

Anyone know how many calories there are in vagina juice?

Whoa... Easy there self-proclaimed MILFs

I just scratched in this game of pocket pool. Ouch

My ball seam looks like a chewed up piece of big red under a restaurant table

I serve my cock open-faced on a bed of pubes smothered in hanes

I want you to play "got your nose" with your asshole as I lick your honey pot

For everyone that follows me and everyone I follow...P.S. I farted in it. http://t.co/SV7LZt1o

The Fonz wants to fuck your mother or grandma out of her equity

Tongue my balloon knot while you're down there

RT if you're jerking off

I fuck with YOUR socks on

After a shower walk naked to the bed while your wife's sleeping and smack her in the head with your cock and balls using just your hips

Come juggle my nuts like you're weighing plums

Mexican pussy smells like humid peanut butter

Fuck baseball