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danforthfrance
Being out of the house is tiring. It requires judging so many people.
@danforthfrance
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MrBigFists
I like to approach pregnant women, point at their feet and shout "Your tubes are untied!" As if they can even see their feet. Hilarious.
@MrBigFists
TheUnsayable
What's in? Untucked? Tucked? Half-tucked?

I'm talking about shirts btw.
@TheUnsayable
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sarkastickunt
Unless God is in the center of a Cadbury Cream Egg, I'm not interested in religion.
@sarkastickunt
whiteknee
Is it just me? Or does the fact that we had a 4.4 earthquake at 4:04am make you wonder?
@whiteknee
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Dexter_Colt
If telling jokes was like musical chairs then you'd be sitting on the floor.
@Dexter_Colt
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thesulk
My iPhone is greasier than a pizza place Pac Man screen.
@thesulk
Ish
A smile is the boner of the face.
@Ish
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TheUnsayable
This is nice. ? RT @DorothyNurse: Unfollow @theunsayable
@TheUnsayable
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Ahm76
Can you do a good job, even with a raging boner? My massage therapist can.
@Ahm76
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Rayke
Cute Barista Girl finally recognized me from Twitter* & asked for my autograph**.

*Her bedroom window.

**Signature on a restraining order.
@Rayke
reverendross
I'm still a bit confused about the events of last night but I do think it's cool that Jeff Lebowski was elected president.
@reverendross
TheUnsayable
My daughter can play harmonica with her nose. Looking for corporate sponsors.
@TheUnsayable
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crackbarbie
I wish sober me could figure out what dance moves drunk me was doing the night before to make my glutes this sore. I'd have an amazing butt.
@crackbarbie
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MrBigFists
I like to spray an obnoxious amount of men's fragrances on in the morning, because I want people to leave me cologne. #PundayComics
@MrBigFists
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GaryJBusey
Q: How are you at beer pong? A: I haven't played my Atari while I am drunk in years.
@GaryJBusey
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kolchak
Does this box of genitalia make me look like Ed Gein?
@kolchak
SusAnimated
As a 'fat and lazy American' I've decided that to attempt to be anything other than fat and lazy would be unpatriotic.
@SusAnimated
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OverlandParker
Instead of trying to look young by filling your face with Botox, why don't you just stop using air quotes every time you say "text message".
@OverlandParker
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RexHuppke
Is that an iPad in your pocket or do you just have a bizarrely big pocket with a slim, rectangular thingy in it?
@RexHuppke
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