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Too much comfort food makes me uncomfortable
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ac_moneynavanaxvanessunshynegrlldavio1962Punkrockie
even after 6 glasses of Guinness I STILL look like shit in green..... yay!
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natters1210
St. Paddy's Day?!? There aren't any D's in Patrick...just the ones you must have gotten in Spelling
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JeeNeeBeepiercedbratlinajkpaul_e_wogdavio1962HemiRT5pt7
I'm wearing nothing but green snot in honor of this head cold and saint something or other...
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Trick_or_tweetrscooter27
Wait til we get our Haims on you
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UncleDynamiteCheVolayglitterpleaseBrain_WashBettyLies
poking me on FB is the mildest form of rape
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RexHuppkenavanaxSilkPillowfactualfictionimaudihere
Do they have that shirt you're wearing in another color besides a$$hole? It's really not a good color on you....
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therealcherilynTristanstoesjuicymorsel
this day could use a calvin peeing on it decal
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davio1962therealcherilynjonathaneunicenatters1210TheInfamousGdub
Poking someone on FB is like tapping someone on the shoulder then saying , "oh...nevermind" .....
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Nerdy_NoraToy_Aac_money
I heard that she had a situation around her snookie....hope you used protection
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chad_ftw
MATH FUN! Pauly Shore + Pee Wee Herman = Johnny Weir
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beeborgBrain_WashDoogieHowser_MDMODATPunkrockie
when an ankle sock loses it's grip and rolls down your foot as you develop new ways to walk to prevent further slippage.....yeah...that.....
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beeborgnatters1210
If you don't think this is funny you should unfollow me today! Ski-TELLS! http://youtu.be/AyYJlYxVJDc
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AmyPretzl
When I order take out and they put more than one set of utensils in the bag, is that their way of calling me fat?!
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sarkastickuntelibradennicedream
know what's GREAT about hearing the 'dog' next door barking thru the bedroom wall?That her boyfriend has to go to work soon & has no stamina
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natters1210
some people call it a spare bedroom...I call it a walk in closet.....
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monikkabtimbalancedJustAmy13
all I'm trying to say is that some people just LOOK like chronic masturbators...and that this mirror needs cleaning.....
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Trick_or_tweetMattRedactedbigTlittleODDnatters1210Savoie72
you really put the "break wind" in windbreaker......
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CheVolayRexHuppkeJeeNeeBeenatters1210
Everyone's "gay for the USA"when figure skaters wear lycra bodysuits but when a war vet stumbles into Starbux wearing one people freak out!
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ac_moneyCheVolay
It's fun to answer texts from people you know very well with, "who is this?"
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