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Really I don't need you to lie to me. I do a way better job lying to myself.
FINE= Fucked up, Insecure, neurotic, emotional
I smell like coconut and mango today. So basically I smell good enough to eat. But let's be honest that's an everyday thing.
I'm pretty convinced Ranch dressing goes with everything.
I wanna be one of those bad ass chicks from sucker punch.
If you're worried about gaining weight during the holiday season, just remember an orgasm burns 100 calories, so you can fuck yourself thin.
I still don't feel I'm doing twitter right. I still don't feel I can say what I'm thinking without being judged.
You never know your tire ninja skills until you walk through a spider web.
Watching Breaking Bad and it's the guys birthday and she's giving him a hand job. Really is he in the 6th grade?
My sister just sent me a text about memories of cruising around in my first car. It was a piece of shit but it meant freedom so I loved it!
So I was totally going to be productive getting ahead in my studies. But here I am reading all your shit!
Guys we're just like you, only filthier.
Just stop! Just stop looking at your fucking phone when you take a picture of yourself in a mirror. I think you look like a dumb ass and I'm not alone.